Give me your idea for a start-up, Jow Forums

Desk is standing backwards.

Without the "free" part, that's actually a neat idea.

basically doublelist but only for traps

A Jow Forums with upvotes

Sex bots but they're actually good looking

phone cases design
universal belts

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i looked up craigslist a few times and yeah, it sucks, here in italy we have a few sites like that. the most noticeable is subito.it which makes you list whatever you want, search or offer, houses, cars, bikes, jobs, electronics, whatever. nice and organized.
sfw stuff only

why don't you have something like that?

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Dildo Baggins
>For all your sexual needs

Basically, a dildo delivery start up from your mom's basement.

youtube.com/watch?v=pV-4HH6BxY0

AWS VPS reseller that takes only btc and xmr but at a rate that is cheaper than going direct, then do data analytics on the whole VM and sell it.

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Jow Forums but you can only downvote things

This guy gets it

AirBnB for prisons

We need this.

Legal prostitution

The next big thing is retard detection technology so that sociopaths can get the supervision they need. This technology could also help inform the human manufacturing process so there would be much fewer defects.

Yelp but for prostitutes and drug dealers.

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Wouldn't it be great if all of the feral children that are running loose could be identified and institutionalized? Their parents could be charged for crimes against society and humanity.

his parents keeps his brother down there changed to a pole

>changed to a pole
Try again, fuckwit.

"changed" kind of sounds like "chained"

P2p blockchain tor drug marketplace, with a delivery service like Uber Eats but with secret packages, no questions asked

Blockchain Lolis

That is backwards. What is needed is a system with incentives and regulations that result in better quality control than the current capitalistic corporations. A black market is pretty much guaranteed to produce little other than shit and poison and scams.

Eye know you. ;)

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New GPUs.

>put it on the blockchain!
>it's the future!

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Wow, that is brilliant!

Implement a feedback rating system, charge bitcoin to create a sellers account, limit their selling until they are proven legit

Parents who produce uncivilized children should be put into labor camps and worked to pay for the child's rehabilitation and education.

in awe at that lad's posture

blockchain fueled deep learning AI enabled toothbrushes with RGB lighting

Make a DNA based hookup social media, you submit your dna to create an account, to renew membership you must post monthly AIDS tests. An AIDS-less Tinder

On the backend you analyze DNA to gather the superior genomes that get the most dates

You create a genetic energineering company that modify babies with CRISP into superhumans

Create a simulation model of that system and then try to scam it.

low-key eugenics, i like that idea

A storage unit that has a fully autonomous drug synthesizer in a secret location that is paired with a self driving car. We're going to revolutionize the crackhead class, the days of going to some den and sucking dick for cash are over, now you'll be sucking dick in that den for bitcoin while a robot drops off your fix.

A service that sells wyvern dildos

Body-implantable sensor and control nano-electronics to monitor hormones, blood chemistry, metabolism, and overall body function.

Blockchain-backed password manager.
Make sure you're targeting IE5 and the entire site is a ActiveX control.

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A company that helps come up with ideas for startups.

Oh hell yes!

I've seen a movie about this, it doesn't end well

That is actually a very common scam.

No matter how successful I become in life. I'll never get to be a lesbian. Why even live.

It certainly needs to be done carefully, cautiously, and with vision but it is going to happen.

>No matter how successful I become in life
You are just fool of fantasies today!

A security company that helps identify if the startup helper company is a scam for startups.

Alright hear me out, so let's say a typical startup only last 6 months before going under. What if we just took the initial investment, hired people for 3 month contracts, and then went out of business earlier than the competition? That's 50% less debt than anyone else in the game right now.

A Hollywood screenwriter.

Mean!

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A consulting company for consultants. Call it Consulting2

A company that gives loans to literally anyone, then sells those loans to various financial institutions while lying about the quality of the loans

A custom mask making company

>not saving up money to get frozen and wake up just in time to become the little girl

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I read that as nanomachines, but no, really, it was a tv chapter, pretty good:
dailymotion.com/video/x5veczk

Hentai VR porn

One doesn't come to any useful understandings of current and near-future nano-electronics and molecular electronics technology through Hollywood's entertainment products.

asuka what are you gonna do with all these melons

But science fiction does make us innovate more, and the nanobots going wrong inside a human body because AI its plausible and could serve as a warning.

literally any successful company, but accept cryptocurrency
>VPS
>any SaaS
>non-darkweb marketplace
>auction site
>patreon
etc

A revolution in human domestication technology!

Hollywood's notion of nanobots and AI is ridiculous.

You know you're literally just describing silk road right

Not in that episode

A startup doesn't need to be revolutionary or cutting-edge, it just needs to do one thing and do it well. The company I work for started 5 years ago doing online gambling, and today they make billions in profit. What's their secret? None, just do everything everyone else does, only better.

Bullshit, tell us the secret to make idiots addicted to gambling

Would that make me a lolipopsicle?

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it's microtransactions, you're welcome

It's been years and the term "microtransaction" still angers me. A transaction is a transaction, there's nothing "micro" about $0-15, especially when you consider in batches it's even more. It's not $100, it's 100 $1 microtransactions in 1 day!

okay, it's freemium but don't tell your mom

online dildo rental service written in JS

kek

it would be written in JS wouldn't it

You're right, that ones worse.
>when mom finds out you took her credit card to feed your gambling micro-addiction

This is advanced degeneracy that I can get behind.

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Online panties sniffer

Record the smell of panties of qt girls

Sell them digitally so the clients download it and sniff it with a synthetic smell generator device

Music streaming website, but focus on the music made in my country. A lot of albums, both popular and hipster, both old a recent are missing from both of the big streaming shitpiles
Also, add an extra option to buy songs you can then download, keep and play anywhere.

I would love to use a dildo knowing that someone else has used it before me. I'm a male(male) and I used to jerk off with my mom's dildo, it was thrilling

Dildos that fizzbuzz. DRAGON dildos that fizzbuzz.

This. Call me, guys. I want to contribute to a Kickstarter.

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>jerk off with my mom's dildo,
Sir, Im going to have to ask you to leave.

we're all degenerates in here though, you can't make me leave

www.bad-dragon.com
How new are you faggot

Did it go up your butt? If not leave ur weird mom fetishes at the door.

I'll make the logo

>GIVE ME FREE IDEAS

>Did it go up your butt?
it did. All the way in, I came thinking that the same dildo that penetrated my mommy was now penetrating me. Good stuff

I am legitimately upset over the fact that those who are concerned the most about mental health are treated as monsters.

>Hey! It's rude to treat Bill different just because he acts differently!
>Hey! It's mean to deny someone the freedom to redefine their own character
>Hey! People have rights and you can't deny a child from getting 'treatment' that will irreversibly influence their future and undeniably harm them long term
I know reality is harsh, but enabling escapism has gone too far. People are killing themselves and others in record numbers as a result of society-wide neglect and ignorance, intentionally or otherwise, we have a serious problem with the majority of our species.
Coating wounds with sugar helps nobody and further harms the afflicted. My empathy is always demonized. Things shouldn't be this horrible.

Maybe he likes to stand on the desk and it's better supported there instead of nearer the wall.

Implantable Crypto Wallets

The "micro" part doesn't refer to the actual size of the transaction.
The idea is that the transactions will *seem* to be so weightless and natural that users won't hesitate to drop a few bucks here, a few there.