I caught my brat of a son secretly installing GNU/Linux on our home computer

I caught my brat of a son secretly installing GNU/Linux on our home computer.
How do I punish him?

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Gentoo time!

LFS
only free software until he reaches 18

Make him use it.

Use the $100 he saved on a 'licence' to buy him additional PC hardware.

Only real answer is replacing it with a Mac

kys yourself

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Just slap him and reinstall Plan 9.

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>using the outdated version

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Here's a better one.

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Force him to use a systemd based distro.

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You went through a door twice, niqqa

call indian tech support on getting rid of it when he's in the room

Mac is a device, brainlet.

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I didn't went through a door at all

Why would you need to go through any door? Just use the sides.

This.
It's the smoke a whole packet of cigarettes one after the other of punishments.

Turn him into a trap

Okay, this time I dont go twice the door, but go under the wall.

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>what is a torture device

The ball and gag that my wife's boyfriend uses on me

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What’s the ball for?

>implying that I do not post on Jow Forums as well
I am dumping internet history from all your devices in an hour, kys.

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user...

Insult his choice of de

The lines don't cross they are stacked vertically

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3dpd

a gentoo install is enough

LFS is "ok that's one pack down, now finish the entire fucking carton"

Yep, because with both cases you'll develop a cancer but with a cigarette you'll look cool atleast

Make him go back to Windows, that should be punishment enough

Now put all that into the cargo bay of an airplane on a treadmill and you'll be getting somewhere.

how do i solve this with a bruteforcing algorithm?

Agree!