What technology could be used to save the ladyboys in Thailand?

How did they even find them? Did someone actually dive all that way on the off chance of finding anyone?

Do you think the coach?... Well you, know

yeah, they were looking for their bodies really

>soccer coaches takes 10 little boys to the unreachable depths of the earth where nobody can see what they are doing for weeks

hmmmm

>How did they even find them? Did someone actually dive all that way on the off chance of finding anyone?
It became a point of national pride to get the bodies, I read an interview with one of the divers yesterday and he basically said he would not have kept going based on how dangerous it was as a professional decision but everyone was just gung ho about it

>What technology could be used to save the ladyboys in Thailand?

Gentoo

It damn near killed em

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How they got there is definitely the least interesting bit is why they were there in the first place, just as OP said. There's not a single good reason for them to have been there.

Ummm, what are you implying?

how common is it for the caves to flood at this time of the year? like, is the person taking the kids so far into the cave a total idiot or was it really a surprise that it flooded?

There is literally a big ass sign in front of the cave saying "don't fucking go in the cave it is about to fucking flood" and the guy parked his car down the road so nobody would see it next to the cave because he knew people would try to stop him

yawn that was almost too easy

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So you're saying it was part of his plan?

So if divers can get in why can't boys get out? Sure they're untrained but surely with a couple of hours of coaching and professional escort they would have a much better chance than, you know, just staying there

a thai navy diver already died, i dont think the kids would stand much of a chance trying to make it out

Cave narrows down to barely being wide enough for a person nevermind an ROV

>starts raining
>go into cave for respite
>starts flooding
>instinctively go for higher ground
>which happens on be deeper in cave
NOT HARD TO THINK ABOUT , RETARDS.
Actual retard

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> a thai navy diver already died
Oh. Why

their pumping in air and they got supplies, they could stay there until the flooding subsides but it was something like 4 months.

It would take them like 5 hours to get out
Most of them cant swim, they would panic/use up most of the oxygen
There is no visibility, they would panic
One navy seal already died

Given that a fully trained diver with pro gear died on his way back, doesn't seem that feasible

read the article, basically he ran out of oxygen on his way back

Lowest risk solution, but a large amount of work.
>Establish sufficient power supply near the entrance.
>Run power lines into the cave
>When you come across water, drain it using a submersible pump placed at the lowest section.
>Leave pump in place
>Take next power cord and proceed further into the cave until you reach water.
>Pump it into the previous section
repeat as needed.

A professional SEAL diver died just yesterday trying to bring them a canister of air.

It's literally so dangerous the professionals should not actually be doing this but they are as a point of pride/heroism. But logically from a risk assessment point of view it's too dangerous

that's how bad things are

thats what their doing but it started raining again.
And it rains a buttfuck lot their.

If only we had a way of making those narrow tunnels wider

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>One navy seal already died

Thai "Navy SEAL," not a real member of any real military.

>It would take them like 5 hours to get out

It took professional divers like 5 hours to get in. Most of these kids can't even swim.

I mean going back and forth I would expect people to die. But the kids only have to make a single journey and then they're good. But if is right then yeah probably not worth it

If you stand right above them on the surface, how far below you are they?

it's literally under a several thousand foot tall mountain.

>lets collapse the cave and just seal them in
Not that I'm arguing against that or anything. They're retarded for being there in the first place.

Read the article. There's a picture showing how they're pretty much directly under the peak of the mountain.

Okay real solution: Develop water breathing technology and give it to the boys so they can walk their way back

*cave collapses*

currently they are as good as dead so i dont see a reason why not

Post some cute thai ladyboys

lol how dem niggas get down there baka

> What technology could be used to save the ladyboys in Thailand?
Gas.

magnets, though

god damn it they fucked up good.

>cross section view from above

The technology to save them exists but (((they))) are not going to make it public just to save a few children

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>god damn it they fucked up good.
It's almost comical. There is no real possible way to fuck up any worse than this and be alive

how'd they get so damn deep in there

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kek

Can someone tell me whats stopping them from using more water pumps or more powerful ones?

kek

it's raining

>Can someone tell me whats stopping them from using more water pumps or more powerful ones?
They just never thought of that, shoot them an email

think it was dry when they went in and then the monsoon hit or some shit

gas them

hate when that happens

>spelunking
NOT EVEN ONCE

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Just pour in some jello and let them eat their way out

fuck that why would you do that

You don't have to be claustrophobic to know that this is retarded.

kek

At this point I think their best option is another pump, only this one for air. Attach a 3 mile hose and pump air through it constantly.
>the hose is stiff enough that the equipment that unravels it can also push it through the cave. The diver doesn't pull the hose so much as navigate it to the destination.
>as the dive team needs air, they take air from the hose while transporting it to the elevated area
>when they reach the kids, it supplies the kids and divers with oxygen
>they now have something the divers can use to quickly navigate back and forth, saving tons of traverse time (you have no idea, really) and providing a spot to refill air tanks on both ends.
Now you take them one kid at a time using a rebreather.

I think they said its going to start raining again soon too, so they'll either run out of oxygen, get flooded in, or die trying to swim out.

all very bad options
poor future ladybois

They don't know how to swim.
For people who DO know how to swim, diving is hard.
For people who DO know how to dive, cave diving is hard and very dangerous.
For people who DO know how to cave dive, diving in floodwater with essentially zero visibility is fucking hard.
Literal world-tier experts still think the dive is risky and difficult, there's no way some kids who can't even swim are going to do it.

I've gone caving and ever time I see this I think "this guy is so retarded he's going to kill himself". And then I realize he did kill himself. Very, very slowly.

Its fairly uninteresting on why they got there too.

The soccer kids went there because they were fucking kids. Kids are fucking retarded and go where they shouldn't go without adult supervision.

The assistant coach went there because he went after them to get them back on track.

But somehow it stopped rising right? Otherwise they would be dead already.

It takes a professional diver 6 hours to get in there and 6 back.
Those kids are weak from being in there so long, nice way to kill them.

fucking nop
i know a cave with that type of shortening passeges and i said NOPE and went back

I wouldn't be surprised if rectums had a lot to do with the situation, considering the location

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At the very least this is a really interesting story

Because it's like 5 miles of murky water and tight tunnels. A round trip for the experienced divers is supposedly 11 hours. There is literally zero chance of a malnourished Thai child who can barely swim surviving the journey.

do you have any other suggestion smartass ?

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Low-key wondering if rescuing them is even possible. Like is there realistically a situation where they survive this?

>pulling him out and breaking his legs risks shock
>let's just leave him there to die then lol

Swimming 3 miles underwater could take up to 5 hours. Now add the fact it's dark, has very narrow tunnels and a professional swimming ALONE already died, and you have yourself a recipe for diaster.

The only way they're getting out is if they pump that water out or drill a giant fucking hole at the top.

Thailand has the best military in all of south east asia, kid

>good chance of death by attempting to dive to safety
>almost certain death by staying put

Wouldn't surprise me if they at least attempted it.

>best military in all of south east asia

not a very high bar, Thai tranny

>Like is there realistically a situation where they survive this?
If the water starts rising when it rains this weekend and they have to try to dive them all out I think there is some non zero chance a couple of them might live somehow

maybe

No, I think they're doomed unfortunately. Unless they literally drill a tunnel down from the surface which would probably take years, if it's even possible.

Elon musk said it will have his boring company try to dig them out.

It stopped raining, but then it's going to start raining again tomorrow. Dude just read some articles it's not that hard.

What was he even hoping to achieve going into that tight opening?

They're already pumping millions of litres per hour out

>The only way they're getting out is if they pump that water out or drill a giant fucking hole at the top.

Musk is that you?

>What was he even hoping to achieve going into that tight opening?
He thought if he just crammed himself upside down in there a little bit he was going to find treasure maybe

are those kids even worth saving?
even if they worked all their live in factory they could not raise enough money to pay for the rescue operation.

easy for you to say

He also said they should use batteries charged with green energy instead of diesel generators to power the pumps.

He's losing it.

>everything in life is about shekels
good goy

but but... Muh human life
You're right though.

well at least now the government will learn to seal up those damn death caves