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warosu.org/g/thread/S66630809
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Does anyone own the MEMT X5S earphones? I've ordered some but never see them mentioned here.

I liked them until the left earbud died. Which was within a week or so.

Please, any answers?

>Yeelight

I got one. Use it daily in my bedroom. Mostly just lazily turning it on/off from bed without getting up.

The light is fine. The newer version with higher wattage/Lumens is bright and colors work blah blah. I think before I got it though I was expecting more (aside from my need for novelty/consumerism). The "Flow" mode where it changes colors in a pattern is actually kind of annoying even on slow. I usually keep mine on Red and lowest Brightness. Allows my room to stay relatively dark but outlined in Red glow so you can navigate and see things.

So it's pretty good, but before I bought it for whatever reason I pictured it entertaining me more, but really i barely use any functions other than On/Off

Burn the DVDs yourself. Why would you ever want to buy bootleg DVDs

Dunno, I have an original Mixza from the time before the sharks existed. I was way in on this before the meme. Anyway, afaik the sharks are better than the normal ones, but I do not know how it is nowadays. That was the reason the sharks took off, because honestly the Mixza ones were okay but the speed was so-so.

Perhaps today they are one and the same? I won't bother to order both and test them. But I cannot say anything about their new ones, the previous Mixza was Samsung and IMO performed just as good as the sharks.

As in if you opened up the card you would find a chink controller with the samsung memory inside, if that makes sense to you.

I'm a bitch about video quality and my PC can't burn dual layer discs.
And burning torrents to single-layer DVDs massively degrades quality.

I do burn discs but only for music CDs and PS1 and PS2 discs.
I would probably do the same for other CD/DVD-based retro consoles.

I have my burned CDs of the PS1 Suikoden games, Xenogears (Undub), Final Fantasy Origins and Front Mission 3.
I also have PS2 discs of ICO (PAL Edition) and Final Fantasy XII: International Zodiac Job System Edition (English Translation).

Then get the right burner you retard.

Congrats man, those are some good games.

I would but I can't afford them because I am a poorfag bitch.
Also, dual-layer discs are pretty hard to come by.

Could it be an isolated issue or is the quality just low? According to reviews the build quality should be good. What are the most durable good sounding chink earphones in that price range?

whats the new earphone meme? I been using ve monks, i really like the way apple earphones fit in my ears, any good chink ones with that format?

It has been a real pain in my ass since I can't burn Adywan's Star Wars: A New Hope: Revisited, and I can't burn Xenosaga: Episode I unless it's been converted to three single-layer ISOs.

I did burn some movies, but it's just Harmy's Despecialized Star Wars Trilogy and Little Shop of Horrors, I also have DVD-5 XviD AVI discs of Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Samurai Jack, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Star Wars: Rebels, New Girl, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and The Big Bang Theory.

Thanks.

>DVD-5 XviD AVI discs of Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Samurai Jack, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Star Wars: Rebels, New Girl, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and The Big Bang Theory
Now that's a boomer if I ever saw one

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Put your shit on a flash drive grampa

Hi guys I have two questions:

>Does anyone also have to fill a capcha everytime they load a new page on Aliexpress ?

and while I'm here:
>Looking for bike lights, like LED strips you place on your bike wheels that make motives when you go fast enough, anyone have suggestions ?

Also, DVD folder structures can't be read properly via. a flash drive.
And it would be real tedious to keep replacing files since I only have an 8GB, I want discs.

Which is why I am looking for a site for Chinese bootleg DVDs.

No idea. either way, they weren't twice as good as the zircons so I didn't go for a second pair.-

Try searching for it m8

I am, I just wanted to know if anybody already bought some and had any advice.
Going for this for now: aliexpress.com/item/Bike-Wheel-light-with-Battery-Mountain-Bike-Bicycle-Light-for-Tyre-Tire-Valve-Caps-Road/32845298697.html?spm=2114.search0103.3.203.14d752e4Abtrcx&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_10152_10151_10065_10344_10068_10342_10343_10340_10341_10696_10084_10083_10618_10304_10307_10820_10821_10302_10843_10059_100031_524_10103_10624_10623_10622_10621_10620,searchweb201603_32,ppcSwitch_5&algo_expid=7dbca0f4-5a15-4414-a1d5-4e818629ceed-28&algo_pvid=7dbca0f4-5a15-4414-a1d5-4e818629ceed&transAbTest=ae803_2&priceBeautifyAB=0 (the most expensive one) but advices are appreciated

>not going for
aliexpress.com/item/finger-licking-good/32772885294.html

I'd get one but I know I'd have to use some dodgy chink program to feed it images.

Ok now I just can't browse aliexpress anymore because I'm stuck in an endless loop of captchas...

Yes that is the kind of thing I want but it's too expensive... I'm looking for something less than 10$ since I'll have to buy two.

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>dvd folder structures
What, you actually like the interactive menu bullshit? Rip the video and get a 64gb usb drive.

>bootleg dvds
youtu.be/M6KMGfmI5UA

Planning on AVI discs of

I also burned my own DVDs of the Perfect Collection Neon Genesis Evangelion DVDs but they're just copies of bootlegs my friends had and I copied them because they're single layer.
They're half resolution so I am in a search for actual 1:1 ISO rips of the Perfect Collection DVDs (I don't like the altered Platinum Edition).

But the quality won't be the same, and as I said, I'm a total about quality.

The very few bootleg DVDs I have don't look like that.
They have a 3G logo somewhere in the cover and they misbrand themselves as Blu-ray Discs even if they are DVDs.

Also, that Telesync bootleg Attack of the Clones DVD seems interesting because it's the unaltered cut, unlike the DVD and Blu-ray.

Also, it's funny that the setup menu shows the "I don't like sand" scene.

>I'm a bitch about video quality
>that's why I want to buy knockoff DVDs from China

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The bootlegs I get often have similar (or even superior quality, oddly) over the official copies, mostly because they include DTS audio and cut out most, if not all of the bonus features.

probably made them from a BD dump
You'd be better off getting even yify or other shit encodes from BD and burning it as a data file. It will look better than your normal DVD encodes anyway. DVDs and a burner is dirt cheap. Your arguments make no sense for me.

>affording a DTS proprietary system for $18k
>buys bootled chink DVD's
>enjoys superior DTS decoded on cheap crap DVD player over scard on my CRT
>browses /csg/
>enjoys the good quality of chink bootleg and expensive sound system, but shit video quality, covers, and everything else.
100% likely user

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I want to buy the Note 5 for a great price. Where do I get it?

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In China. Go undercover in the factory, grab one, and run.

>bunnies eating meat
this pic makes no sense

Any decent/cheapo/rechargeable wireless chink mouse/keyboard for casual gaming?

>inb4 le gayming with wireles mouse
I'm going to use them only 1-2 days a week in another house on my own I already have a mechanical keyboard and a g400

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>gaming with wireless mouse

>gaming

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>ming

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>ing

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>g

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Back in my day it would have been
gb2/a/

I guess redditors don't know that there are other boards (Jow Forums's equivalent of a 'sub reddit') on Jow Forums. Sad.

kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-note-5-4gb-64gb

>Yeelight

I got five of them, love them.
Yeelight have a good tasker plugin so my lights flash different colours for different notifications.
You set up scenes then you can get your Echo Dot to activate them.
I just say "Computer, telly time" and all the lights dim and change colour, it's good.

That sounds nice and futuristic as fuck, only problem is that both Amazon and Xiaomi keeps logs of what you say, when you say it and when you were watching TV and turned off the lights. Is there any way to run this setup offline?

what could this be?

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Your powerboard looks like it's been soaked in piss mate.

this will make my parents proud (not).
as if what boomers think matters wew

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>Does anyone also have to fill a capcha everytime they load a new page on Aliexpress ?
No, but on one of my computers I need to swipe and then usually fill a captcha when I log in to see my orders.

Aw shit mate this is fucking amazing

Are chink products getting better?
Today I received a kit of microcontroller sensors (for Arduinos,...).
I still haven't tested them, but they feel and look pretty solid. (You can easily tell with these things)

The manufacturer is "Quimat".

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You want quality but you insist on using DVD? You have got to be autistic

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>ou)

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Basically this, a usb would have better quality by far
Yes, just look at the success of brands like Lenovo or Xiaomi or, in the case if this general, Ugreen or such. They are improving, I think because they are starting to getting paid more

I wanted to buy xiaomi metal pen but i heard the ink is shit, can i refill it with decent inks like pilot g2 or uni refills?

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You can install f.lux and let it control the white temperature. It's quite a handy feature, helps me to sleep bettee when working until late.

Youre a fucking pedo

Based.

banggood.com/Mini-Switching-Power-Supply-220V-to-12V-30A-360W-for-LED-Strip-Light-p-1017264.html

House fire or not? It'll be used as a power supply for a laptop or a mitx computer. I'm hoping to never break 200w. And it might be hidden in a box with a fan(s).

At a store I was told that yeah they can order a power adapter like this for me... from aliexpress. So I'd rather buy it directly.

Had a barbecue and a few drinks with the family today, it was good.
>Good times, anons.

Was the barbecue, the drinks or the family Chinese?

Chinks are evolving

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I actually really like the idea of chinks selling directly to filthy white assholes. Skips a lot of jewish middlemanning.

Good luck and the Christian reconditioning camp user.

The barbecue is Chinese made and we also had some pork chops in a Chinese sauce.

>

You did good user

Fucking based

I want to lick her feet...

They need to learn proper capitalization and put spaces after punctuation. That alone will make that image 50% more professional even if the grammar is still piss poor.

I've never found an even remotely decent earpod clones.

But Headroom MS16s fit and feel OK, and sound great. I'd still rather have the Apple, but they're like $35 vs. $10-15 for the MS16s.

>$10-15 for the MS16s
That's expensive, they're $6-7 on Aliexpress

You should buy this next, it's right up your alley.

aliexpress.com/item/wholesome-anime-poster/32804133079.html

>cameltoe lolita loli cartoon anime art wall picture
Now the FBI will come knocking after clicking on that link

Those girls are above 18.

I still wouldn't.

of course, if the source materials tells me she's a 1000 year old dragon then who am i to argue?

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Any of the China sites sell a good gaming headphone? Need one on the cheap.

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Second this. Need wireless gaymen keybaord.

there is no such thing as gaming keyboard
it's just a keyboard

don't be stupid. some keyboards can handle simultaneous button presses, better tactile feedback, durability, light macros, etc.

that's called a mechanical keyboard with n-key rollover
not a gaming keyboard
"gaming" keyboard is what you get by slapping a shitton of dumb ass LEDs and angry stickers and sharp edges onto a regular keyboard

>gaming headphone

Kill yourself.

>simultaneous button presses
Nothing to do with "gaming"

>better tactile feedback
Most "gamers want less tactile feedback, not more, hence the preference for linear switches.

>durability
Has nothing to do with "gaming"

>light macros
ditto

tl;dr you're a 12 year old retard, kill yourself or get banned.

any good fitness watches with gps that you can hook up to some app or some shit?

Long lasting archive link to the previous thread:

warosu.org/g/thread/S66630809

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>I still wouldn't

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Got a Creality Ender-2 3D printer from aliexpress, really not bad quality for 170$. Has a common production error resulting into misaligned threaded rod though. Easy to fix.

Hey can anyone recommend me some over the ear headphones?
I'd like to buy one from bluedio, since I got bumped up to diamond level member on ali and there's a member's discount thing going on bluedio. I dunno how much I'm getting chinked here in terms of actual discounts since I don't think this member's day is a thing and I thought the only thing you got out of plat and diamond levels were just quick refunds and unquestioned disputes. Anyways, I like to listen to jazz and classical, I know there's some colorful words to describe audio (that I don't know) but I figured mentioning what I listen to would help. I just don't know much about headphones in general or which bluedios are good. Oh, and, if possible something that is wired (if it's wireless but can be used wired that is fine too).

I got Huawei Honor Band 3 over a month ago and literally the only complain I have is poor visibility in sunlight.
>no GPS on the band itself, but the app can use phone's
>great battery
>accurate pedometer
>accurate continuous heart rate monitor
>works for swimming
>sleep monitoring that's not complete bs
>smart alarm
>actual Huawei product and gets firmware updates (got two in a month)
>not ugly like 90% wearables

You could have gotten an ender 3 for 10 bucks more, thats the meme these days, not sure how much they differ though, plus that sexycyborg wu girl has become their community manager I think and said something that the ender 3 has been open-source, prepare for ender 3 clones everyone but support the original

Hmm I didn't even bother comparing them desu. No idea about the difference either but it's probably the same shit just a software upgrade. And easier assembly, this one still had some old style assembly stuff compared to the CR-10S I have

Anybody knows a good phone holder to have inside the car?

I'm also looking for must have tech and non tech related items to keep in the car.

Bomb me with ideas Jow Forumsanons

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Idiot who posted here, got the free shipping option and it arrived today somehow. Only issue is that they put it in a larger box with no packing material so it may already be broken

They all look like that given enough time, like with the SNES

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I use one like pic related on my wheel since I can't put it anywhere else. It's handy for answering calls and switching songs via bluetooth, just don't put it in the center cause it blocks your dashboard in modern cars.

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