Is everyone here a computer programmer

no im a programmed computer

>escaping forward slash
>not just using an alternative regex delimiter
brainlet

Yes

the more I look at that picture the more horrified I am

pls teach me how to use sed

truly a brogrammer bro.

nvm it's a bar |
still when using lots of backslashes, using a delimiter other than forward slash makes it less eye-cancery
sed 's;foo;bar;'

that's very cool, i had thought that the forward slash is the only one allowed

Large minority

Plague of God and all that. Imagine what the Egyptians felt like.

No, I'm a computor programmist.

No, I'm an engineer in a completely unrelated subject. I had one class of java.

I'm not smart enough. I'm just an IT guy

No, I'm a coder

read the info page for it. it's literally a basic bitch language. there isn't much to learn other than how mindbogglingly useless it is for all but basic text transformations.

nope I'm a fireman

40% half decent programmers
30% koders that believe themselves to be programmers
20% /v/tards that lost their way to that shithole
9% shillbots
1% actual decent programmers/hackers

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Nice statistics dumbass, got them all from your own delusion?

Na, I only know python and a few other scripting languages. Programmers use C and assembly.

more like
80% fagots
10% gui fagots
9% open source based
1% autistic kali users

Sorry about your loss to DC last night

No, Im just a network admin

>Is everyone here a computer programmer
Nobody is; even the ones who claim to be aren't.
Coding is the lowest rung on the IT ladder. Maybe the SysOp is lower but they seldom appear on an org chart.

I'm an electrical engineer

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no i am a kot programmer i only program slavic kots

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I'm the hackerman known as Jow Forums

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No, i'm the legendary hacker 127.0.0.1
If you ping me i will instantly ping you back

I program shit but only if I get paid for it.

Regardless of quality.

I'm Karlie Kloss

the UK universal credit project

She's very clearly kissing his cheek. What did they mean by this?

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95% people who can pass exams but not program

t eh stupid

>can pass exams but useless irl
that's more like /sci/

no I got them from lurking here for about a decade now

this is also valid, most koders and /v/tards are in fact faggots

you are more likely to meet programmers of the type

'qualified'
'useless'

I struggle with the command line in windows, so no.

sysops use perl not python.
Python is 1st year student dipping your toe in the programming waters babby tier.

no, I'm vegan

I program the iPhone with Swift. It's just like C++ but without the confusing parts like memory management or pointers.

No, I'm a sysadmin.
I do programming only for fun.

Yes but I dont get to kiss qt gfs
And I havent been doing projects lately

>sed "s/\(\)/\*/g"
tr '' \*
>not using tr for this

>pointers
>confusing

yes

>tfw theoretical physicist

What do you tell people you do? What do you think of yourself as?
Programmer?
Developer?
Computer Scientist?
Coder?
Software Engineer?
To my knowledge, these all overlap more or less

>1%
optimistic I see

>web developer
#metoo

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Holy fuck

delet

What's the difference between a programmer and developer? Coding standards?

I'm nothing that useful. I use GNU/Linux and have a decent grasp of various tools like vim, ssh, tmux, etc. I can't actually write programs, though. I'm just using other people's stuff, so I guess I'm still just a consumer.

I'm a lawyer

I prefer to be called a Software Engineer but basically yeah

No, I'm actually just some faggot who is new into programming and is lurking since a month or two and thinks he can get good quickly

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computer engineering student here

nope, i'm just a gay furry

>It's just like C++
No it's not

I'm not a programmer. I just come here for nostalgia sake every so often.

Hey user, how do I work at sap?

I'm the notorious hacker known as "Jow Forums"
Bow down before me

I'm studying electrical engineering to become an embedded software engineer which includes a lot of programming in C.

kek

while(op.isGay()) {op.recieveShockTherapy()}

Everyone here is someone who thinks using linux and calling it GNU/Linux, and using idiotic languages like haskell just because it is esoteric makes them a "real" programmer.

But no, not many of them are real programmers.

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no but lots are and the rest pretend to be

you forgot your semi colon.

Maybe he isn't programming in a boomer tier programming language.

lol needing semicolons

i'll have u know, i passed my java and c++ regents this year

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> Just like c++
> But pointers are tooo haaaaaaaaard
The absolute state of Jow Forums

'computer programmer'

No im not a virgin

>Is everyone here a computer programmer
Nope, but everywhere in the Northern Hemisphere is summer.

>not knowing at least basics of code
fuck off. That's shit you learn when you are 10 years old. Idiot.

I'm le hacker extraordinary by now.

developing some spider webs to clean your computer?

I've jailbroken my iphone before and I know what the word recursion means.

So yes, I can hack your computer at any time