This will be Jow Forums's new laptop, prove me wrong

This will be Jow Forums's new laptop, prove me wrong

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it's perfect at any angle

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>buying a ////
I think you already know how this ends.

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NOOOO I WILL ALWAYS KEEP USING MY CHINKPAD YOU FILTHY JEWS WON'T MAKE ME UPGRADE TO JEWTELS NEWEST FIREHOUSE!!!

sure it'll keep you pretty toasty if you don't literally stick it in the freezer every hour or so, but that's a classic feature for cold weather survival!

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This is a 2 gen old model. Typing from the latest model

It has a 4k screen on a 13 inch ultrabook

> implying there isn't also an AMD variant
I have good news for you user, the one that's the same color as the dick your waifu takes is AMD

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NOOO MY WAIFU IS PURE YOU SICK FAGGOT
STAY "PROFESSIONAL" WITH YOUR CHINK WATCH.
IN A FEW DAYS YOU FAGS WILL TRY SHILLING MACBOOKS ON HERE EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY

I'm typing from (probably) 2017's model and it's real nice. I haven't had any trouble other than the heat control on this thing, but, considering I'm doing relatively heavy VM work, I'm satisfied.

Notice any upgrades other than the 4k? Are you thinking of going for the Spectre for your next laptop?

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>shilling macbooks
I would rather die!

This shit is like modern Thinkpads, they are designed for usage towards normalfags like you.

This is the late 2017 model as well. Great for VM work, has a GPU for gaming as well. Have had little issues with heat. Try undervolting the CPU.

>Are you thinking of going for the Spectre for your next laptop?
Not buying a new laptop anytime soon in 3-4 years and Spectre isn't worth it where I live.

Also I must say it runs Linux decently well so I'm very happy with the purchase as well

4K is an addon over the 1080p model

>normalfag
Excuse me I haven't left this goddamn bedroom in a week and a half. Also I bet I have more functioning programs than you do

>Also I bet I have more functioning programs than you do
>Leddit

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>HP
>>/trash/

If I had known there was a 4k option, I woulda jumped on it! I'll be looking out for that whenever I upgrade a few years from now.

Yeah, the Spectre can be pricey, but I mean it's got pretty similar specs to the lower end ThinkPad P71s, which are close to twice the price and aren't nearly as beautiful.

no u

I got this for a very good deal. The spectre is 380$ more expensive where I live for the same specs minus the GPU

Damn, that's pretty gay. Where are you at?

>not a thinkpad
>no trackpoint

nope

I do miss my trackpoint, fuck

F for the R51 I was using for a solid 10 years...

Pajeetland

F

>buying anything HP made
why would you do that
i worked a year at a place that had many devices made by HP like office printers, office PCs and laptops and every single thing was trash, the printers would break in every single way possible (shitty plastic breaking, psu burning, not printing at all for no reason)
they had OKI printers who were like 10 years old and they still worked, only one had to be calibrated

>hp
>flatshit kb
>huge display bezels
>not 3:2 ratio
Here you go

> HP
> No trackpoint
> Chiclet keyboard
DROPPED

>Intel variant

It doesn't look enough like this year's MacBook, so no.

jesus, that trackpad is tiny

...

>Not liking elitebooks

In all honesty how bad is the heating issue? I'm looking at getting the 15T but I'm also in Georgia where it is hot all year round. I won't be running many heavy things on it just a basic browser, onenote and some light 3D anatomy programs. I'm mostly buying it for taking notes with the pen while also being my main work station.

Nope, Librem 13

> Coreboot
> me_cleaner preinstalled
> killswitches

Secure, but still not quite opensource enough to be Stallman approved, so opportunities for trolling the FSF people.

Definitely Jow Forums's laptop

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>dedicated numpad
>laptop

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>numpad
>No clit
>No charge thresholds
>Blast bezels
>Mirror for screen
Nice bait.

>No trackpoint
>Zero mouse buttons
>Faggot backlight

It's a MacBook but tuned for schizos. Garbage.

It's survived Texas and Florida heat so far. The laptop will get very hot to the touch but so far no noticeable hardware degradation so...

>trackpoint
Meme
>mouse buttons
Deprecated design
>faggot backlight
Yeah I'd rather use the entirely heterosexual built in lamp

>not wanting a comfy numbpad
What is wrong with you

>numpad
Y'all are retarded. Numpads are unironically the best part.
>no clit
>implying the trackpad isn't pure sex
>no charge thresholds
Your mom has no charge threshold
>blast bezels
>implying that isn't what will get you Stacey
>mirror for screen
So you can see your perfect beauty as you program

Hows the battery life on this thing? I was wanting a 15 inch but it only having 4k as an option worries me about how long it will last. Some reviewers are saying 6 to 7 hours which would be good but I hear the occasional 4 hours which seems terrible.

Looks like shit build quality. Look at those hinges.

>prove me wrong
Fucking fuck island fucking keyboard to fuck.

I'm considering buying this, should I pull the trigger?

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>EliteBook
Approved.

But is it a 735/745/755 G5?

I know they're like steel instead of Lenovo approved plastic!

>Intool
Get Blacked

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Envy 360 comes in Intel versions...

I was expressing my disdain for the Intel version and showing my support for the AMD version.

Don't support it at all.
X360 is a hardware lottery.

EliteBook 735/745/755 aren't.

Got an x360 after my Lenovo convertible died. This 2500u is suprisingly comfy

Too bad about the driver situation.

I get a good 6 hours whenever I unplug this thing, it's pretty great!
.shit build quality
False, one of the sturdiest laptop builds I've had in a while!
I would not trust any HP at a lower price point than the Envy. I wouldn't do it unless you don't really need to do power user stuff.
Truly