Any of you Jow Forumsentlemen worked in IT or tech support? What's the worst reason you've been terminated?
>be me, part of local geek squad ('twas the only tech service in town)
>called over to client's home for help
>nothing big, windows needed reinstalling
>asked to use the bathroom while it was in the process
>door didn't have a lock, but that was okay
>piss and flush, then notice a weird scent
>sniffsniff, sniffsniffsniff
>it was an odd, unusual scent
>never smelled it before
>began sniffing around, found it to be coming from the toilet seat
>sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff
>get down on knees and sniff a little closer
>what the fuck is that?
>sniffsniffsniff
>swear, I've never came across this kind of scent before
>it was still pretty faint, so push nose up against seat
>jesus christ, what do you guys eat?
>smell was really awful, yet fascinating at the same time
>rubbing nose all over seat like a low-grade coke addict
>SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>fucking hell, what demons hath bestowed upon this porcelin throne?
>continue rubbing my nose all over the seat like a greyhound on the hunt
>it was just such an awful, odd smell that I was really curious about it
>look to see the owners in the doorway, watching
>I don't know how long they've been standing there
>their faces when
I swear, I didn't hear the door open or anything. This was also the last job I've ever had.
