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Is this accurate?
Kayden Reyes
Luke Hughes
From everything I've learned from Jow Forums is correct, yes.
Samuel Jones
No.
The baby should be smeared in shit.
Isaiah Phillips
updated for better accuracy
Jose Young
Nigga, you gay
Blake Ortiz
The baby needs glaces too
I'm missing erlang with an overweight Egyptian guy from Stanford
Python with a mid 40 Consulant
Eiffel instead of Delphi
lisp with stallman
C with torvalds
Andrew Robinson
Kek, Delphi. Was my first programming language and this is the first time I've even read its name since then.
Josiah Walker
>all that chinkshit
kys satan
Hunter Reyes
Wyatt Parker
embarca-e-whatever the hell is their name fucked it up hard.
Lazarus keeps the Delphi 7 memes alive.
Thomas Evans
I'm that 34 year old boomer who still codes in Lazarus. It's super comfy for small command line and nice fast GUI applications.
Nicholas Scott
Where would Python fit in this meme?
The babby?
Post memes to represent Python
William Gutierrez
How hard is learning Assembly?
Isaac Davis
replace the chink with the average Jow Forums poster
Grayson Jackson
Not hard. What's hard is reading assembly, debugging it, and coding anything in any reasonable amount of time.
Noah Kelly
RISC is not that hard to learn. CISC is hard because there are much-much more isntructions.
Master both is hard.
Ian Powell
It's not particularly hard.
There is no syntax, you're just moving data around or doing an operation, rinse, repeat.
Connor Cruz
Not hard, however you'll spend more time managing registers, memory and jump locations than actually programming.
It phased out relatively quickly because productivity wise it yields very little compared to how much time you put in; also trying to do anything that doesn't involve brutal sequential execution, like something remotely abstract, you're going to have a bad day.
Thomas Miller
Pretty much true.
David Myers
>six bad vechicles
What is the twingo and corolla of languages?
Kayden Robinson
took me a while to notice the poop. I think there would be more in an indian office desu
Nicholas Perry
>Python
>OldSchool shitty, but dependable and you have room in the back
wtf I love Python now
Mason Adams
>countach
>bad
kys yourself
Nicholas Jackson
u forgot the dildo in Rust's seat
Jordan Russell
more like
>Python
>Looks attractive from the front, but let down by excessive baggage and terrible handling
I love Python for its convenience but you do pay the price
John Ross
If picking up balding males at cars and coffee is your target...
In what universe countach is objectively a good car?
Lucas Sullivan
ACTUAL LEGITIMATE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE TIER LIST FUCK
I CAN GET A JOB THIS WEEK TIER
>php
>javascript
I CAN MAYBE GET A JOB IF I AM COMPETENT TIER
>java
>python
I OPTIMIZE FIZZBUZZ SCRIPTS ON Jow Forums AND COLLECT WELFARE TIER
>your favorite language
Isaiah Richardson
MY ONLY SKILL IS SHITPOSTING ON Jow Forums TIER
>you
Nolan Gray
I like PL/SQL
Jayden Ortiz
Rust is actually very accurate, given what i've seen on some tech talks on it.
Luke Robinson
Dlang is preddy good tho...
Sebastian Ortiz
I'm a C++ programmer, one of my friends is working with Oracle databases in bank (PL/SQL). So yeah, as far as those two images concerned, it is accurate.
Christopher Green
Is your friend being paid a lot because it is difficult, or because nobody else could be bothered to do it?
Honest question
Josiah Cooper
Evan Scott
>Calling assembly 'assembler'
Connor Ramirez
Not sure about PL/SQL but other languages do check out.
Jonathan Williams
>C++
>skyline
found the weaboo, also
>C
>countach
I don't see an analogy there
Wyatt Howard
>language based recruiting
implying any decent software engineer can't pickup any language in < 2 weeks
Landon Hughes
Is there a library in the caravan?
I bet there is a library in the caravan.
claiming python
Gavin Perry
>C is almost 50 years old.
Aaron Cooper
Not him but OP.
PL/SQL is not particularly difficult. But you can make quite a bit of money with it working as a consultant for banks, etc.
It's not an extraordinary competitive fields since most normies prefer to do JavaScript, Ruby and S O Y languages.
C++ on the other hand pays well because you need a white man's brain to be able to master it.
Brayden Parker
Good luck picking C++ in 2 weeks
Levi Anderson
>tfw electrical engineering
>assembly and VHDL are the languages that I learned the most
>feeling like the pics actually make sense
Camden Sanchez
Jason Cox
the original with just the anime girls is ok, but the stuff Jow Forums added is pure shit