What is the comfiest language and why is is C++?

>what is the comfiest language and why is is C++?
Because it keeps retards at bay.

>incrementlets

Yeah, but don't say that to the Ciciphants!

Will this code compile?
#include

int main()
{
std::string(str);
return 0;
}

I'm sure this is one of the retarded bullshit ways to declare / initialize something in C++ and that is why you're posting it so I will say yes

No, you haven't defined zero, or is it an immutable in C++?

t. not a programmer or from CS

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wut

Teach me
Didn't you need to do int 0 ?

And break backwards compatibility with all the legacy software?

Stay away from computers, famalamalia.

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No. Teach me.

You return 0 to indicate the function worked successfully

0 is not a variable it's a value

Thanks. I thought a contructor didn't need to return anything, but in C++ that's usually done with void, right?

Again, I know shit about software, I only do terrible numerical programming, for research.

int main() is not a constructor
read literally anything about the language instead of asking retarded shit on Jow Forums and you'll learn

It’s not a constructor. Constructors are a method that initialises an object of a class when it is created.

Didn't know b8ing was this easy. I'll take notes.

Everyone knows it’s bait.

I find hasklel quite comfy.

if you really want better C see:
dlang.org/spec/betterc.html

If you want a superior experience with C use safe C: safe-c.org/start-en.html

Well m8 you can always learn. There are several free online courses on C and C++

I recommend Edx

Especially the ones Microsoft offers for free.
Take the beginner, intermediate, and advanced.

Just read C Primer.

this

I'm reading right now. Best book on C++ for people new to programming/C++ and vastly better than the shit C++ tutorials on Youtube.

>No-one mentioning Holy C
Is this even Jow Forums?
templeos.org

terry is based

thanks user

it's another pajeet learned a new word, but incorrectly episode

It's play on the word "sycophant". A "cycophant" is someone who uses C and has a prejudice against C++ typically without good reason.

*literal

cute but buy a dictionary, that word doesn't mean what you think it means

>templeos.org
wtf, how does he maintain his website? I thought it was down.

>sycophant
>a person who acts obsequiously toward someone important in order to gain advantage
I know what it means

>being this new

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C++ is anything but comfy. It's an incredibly complicated language with a difficult syntax and a bajillion different keywords to learn.

A "comfy" language would be something like Scheme or Julia.

>haha frog

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>bajillion keywords
Oh, fuck off. Stop being so melodramatic

>what is this filename
>what is the symbol of Jow Forums for a plebbitor like me
>oh i know, i'll just post hitler cause i'm a plebbit trash frequenting Jow Forums
Not even neo-Jow Forums is trash enough to conceal your freshness. Lurk moar.

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just buy a dictionary

lurk
moar

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i have no idea why you're so triggered, but I don't care either.

>I haven't read anything about C++ after C++03

>tfw 12 years old boomers invade your dagestani wife beating forum

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What about "Starting Out with C++: From Control Structures Through Objects" and "Programming Principles and Practice using C++"? Is C++ Primer better than these two? Does it require any previous knowledge of programing? I just downloaded it and opened it and it seems like it does expect you to know somethings and doesn't teach you from scratch unlike the first book I mentioned. What book would you recommend after Primer?

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Someone for the love of God answer this.

Jeez just read if the book is for newfags like you. Just go to this website you lazy fag:

learncpp.com/

Andrei Alexandrescu came and talked at my company today, mostly about the Expected library coming in C++20(?) and philosophies of error management/flow control in general. Didn't even realize he was doing C++ stuff still/again after going to FB to do D shit.

C++ is about as powerful as a statically typed, largely procedural language can be, but it is in a continuous state of metastasis. Useful, yes. Comfy, not really.

t. HFTanon.

By convention programs exit with value zero when there was no error