If you call these anything other than a USB, prove to me you're not retarded

flash disquette

It's a flash drive. Calling it a "USB" makes you the retard here, fucking retard.

Stop posting that hideous gay nigger, you 13 year old boomer.

normalfags

An SsD is also a flash drive

I bet you call keyboards clicky-clack tippy-taps

Those just seem most natural in Finnish and everyone uses them. So, eh.

That’s a USB floppy discotheque.

>he doesn't call keyboards clicky-clack tippy-taps
lmaoing @ u

Sulje ovi perässäsi

Universal Serial Bus type flash drive

ReadyBoost Dongle

Thumb Drive
Flash Drive

Unironically I occasionally call them jump drives

This has been done to death.
This is the true answer

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>Flash Drive
>pendrive
Wrong, it's a thumbdrive

What the actual fuck is this creation?

NIGGAS

Baпщeтa этa Ю-Эc-Бэ флэшкa пaмeти

Stylistically inconsistent. Ю like in english, but Бэ instead of Би?

zip floppy

>not calling it every feasible name you can think of just because why not

It's a pendrive thumbdrive flash drive Asian dick drive memory stick flash stick information stick virus stick data dongle my wife's sons porno dongle at least this thing will go inside something drive got some on my ass stick... .... Usb.

clé u-ess-bé

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>memory stick
retard.

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Where I live, we call those "Flashka"

У-Cэ-Бэ
Yep, that's better.

Ю
ЭTO
TЫ

Ю
ЭTO
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>flash drive in Elder Gods Tier when it doesnt specify the interface
>usb mass storage device in elder gods tier when its long as fuck (and doesnt have to be mass storage)
Yeah nah. Flip good tier and elder gods.

>using anything SONY
retard

what about USB flash drive?

I don't see "portable nand drive" on there.

tfw have that exact USB stick

I call it an USB-A now.
To prevent confusion with USB-C's

If anyone calls it anything other than pendrive is a brainlet.

Witchcraft

This image has got to be a decade old and it still gets me every time.

It's like calling a car a vehicle you retard.

Those are usually called memory cards I believe.

Read the name on it.

>information sponge
>shitty small computer
>data penetrator

SONY calls it memory stick. Because, you know, "we're SONY and we do whatever the fuck we wants".

Compact portable thumb-sized electronic universal-serial-bus-compliant non-volatile NAND-flash-memory-based solid state mass storage jump pen zip disquette stick drive device dongle

It's a bit long. Can we abbreviate it to CPTSEUSBCNVNFMBSSMSJPZDSDDD?

No.

yes

I like this one.

In Chinese we call these fingers.

General names aren't necessarily what marketing people want them to be. Memory stick is a general name and Sony has just named their memory card a "memory stick", but it won't stop people from calling USB sticks memory sticks and Sony's "Memory Stick" brand products as memory cards.
Kinda whack to name it like that

> USB is a protocol
> thinks he's not retarded

I call them my cruisers

Calling a flash drive a USB is like calling a car a road.

ZIP drive
:^)

If you call your monitor anything other than "glowing magic box of look-inside-my-computer's-soul-iness", prove to me you're not retarded.

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I unironically call it a hard drive.

>USB
ok user that's straight up stupid

It's a file buddy
Its what my dad calls them, it's what I call them, end of story

nigga thats a pen drive

>thumbdrive
Wrong. Its a penis drive because obviously shaped like muh dick.

USB is the port name though you retard.

thumb

USB-Stick

this. ive genuinely never heard it called anything else. maybe its a UK thing

based

Nope, German. I've been calling these "sticks" or "USB sticks" since my childhood. Thats also the name they sell for.

It's a lil data stick

>I've been calling these "sticks" or "USB sticks" since my childhood.
How new.ru?

>Stick
Then what do you call pic related?

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Wikipedia calls them USB flash drives. I just call them flash drives. Flash drive is most accurate. It's a drive in that it stores memory. And it's fast refers to the type of memory it stores. Accurate term.

It's not a stick, it's not a thumb, not a pen. And a USB is a type of port, not a memory storage unit.

Here in Britain, we call these memory crisps.

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Bravo

floppy zip

If you call these anything besides "an HDMI" prove to me you're not retarded

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Botnet.

Pen.

Flash Drive and USB are the only acceptable names
Anything else indicates low iq

I mostly call them USB then thumb and flash drives. I accidentally called it a floppy one time lol.
That was pretty funny.

not quite sever autism tier, but approaching it

based and redpilled

Thank you. Confession time: I actually own one of those fuckers,and it does call home constantly even when it's turned off. Shit gives me nightmares.

Universal Serial Butt Plug

Also a stick (tikku), but I'd say in most cases it's clear from the context what you're talking about lol
>So I jammed this tree branch into my computer
>Aight

pendorcho

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wireless stick

Removable USB storage unit

>a USB
wft

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based

in all seriousness, this is the best refutation of OP's retardedness

Then why do you own one??

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leave poor rms out of this

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calling it a usb is like calling a gasoline nozzle a pipe. you retard.

I'm pretty sure he enjoys the memes