times you were DEVILISH
>build PC
>too cheap to buy Windows
>find old 10+ year old prebuilt family PC
>it has a sticker on it with Windows Vista product key
>OEM key, of course
>message Microdick customer support
>lie and say I upgraded the machine and Windows no longer working
>go back and forth for 3 hours
>they just give me a full version of Windows 10
3 hours of my time is worth more than a windows 10 key
No it isn't, you big fat NEET liar.
3 hours of wasted time/opportunity cost just to install spyware.
>install Windows 10
>install kmspico
>press the red button
There, saved you 3 hours.
literally this I hope OP is bait
it would have taken you 15 minutes to download the iso and install it why would you bother with any other way
Haha. Get fucked, kid. I'm a Microsoft employee. Infact I am ''the'' Microsoft Sam. The CIA is en route to your house. I hope that "free" Windows install was worth it. Faggot.
I stole 2k worth of those expensive pigment markers from my highschool
Bought a new thinkpad t420 from the money I earned
mochi mochi FBI desu
Degeneracy at it's finest... after leaving Jow Forums for 4 years, I come back and see these threads filled with these people.
I heard for a couple of years this would happen but to actually witness the decay. wow
You can get Win 10 for 5$. You're making less than 2$ an hour?
>windows 10 key
Don't you get them for "free" practically anywhere?
To the point that I doubt MS even particularly cares about pirates. They want to increase their Win10 install base, and that's not happening by regular means.
I switched from Win7 to Linux a few years ago and am not coming back.
Even managed to convince a few relatives and they have been happy so far.
They don't care. Bill gates said it two decades ago. Even pirates join the Microsoft eco system so it's all good.
>"Although about 3 million computers get sold every year in China, people don't pay for the software. Someday they will, though," Gates told an audience at the University of Washington. "And as long as they're going to steal it, we want them to steal ours. They'll get sort of addicted, and then we'll somehow figure out how to collect sometime in the next decade."
Then people got hooked on smartphones and ditched the PC.
>then we'll somehow figure out how to collect sometime in the next decade."
windows 10 isn't even worth stealing desu
Do you have a second job or something?
>install any linux distro for free
>program for your job
>make money
>???
>profit
>install any linux distro for free
>favorite IDE isn't supported
>switch back to OS Sex
>???
>2% marketshare
"earned"?
Even fucking mobile phones don't do that.
What made Microsoft think it was okay on desktop?
I do understand why a regular person would think he doesn't need a desktop, and he isn't even too wrong about that, but I don't want PC (part) prices to increase, and it would lower computer capabilities in the general population even further. That's bad.
I stole $5000 worth of stylesus