If you died right now, what's the most embarrassing thing your family would find on your smartphone or PC?

If you died right now, what's the most embarrassing thing your family would find on your smartphone or PC?

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Over 100k pony pictures.

Women getting fucked by dragons.

That and I'm part of an open source intelligence group.

Nothing because I've encrypted everything.

A project I've been working on in Java

What is so attractive about ponies?! i don't get it

They just are for me, don't expect any preaching.

ASMR all over my youtube account.

Nothing, I'd hit Windows+L with my last breath.

Nothing. They wouldn't be able to access them.

the other tabs i have open and my browsing history

Only smart guy in the thread.

prawn

I took precautions.
I use screw lift instead of gas lift.
Also, I'm not obese.

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So many nude selfies!! O.O

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the issue isn't weight, the issue is when cheap asian factories substitute in air instead of using pure nitrogen (because they have to buy nitrogen and filling it with air just requires a pump). these products don't make it to Europe or the US because the manufacturers have actual quality control and don't want the liability.

live in China or other less wealthy asian countries (e.g. not Japan) and you'll see the cheaper chair manufacturers cutting corners like this because the consumer can't tell what gas is inside the lift without opening it

I suspect its the really big eyes, tiny snouts, large butts, long limbs, and anatomical simplification that has made it even possible for people to get off on this shit, or even think about distorting it further until it could be gotten off on. Nobody jacked it to this garbage before the style changed.

You know someone probably has

porn of all sorts, some pretty obscene stuff, its all legal, no cp and no beast, just lots of porn, gay porn, interracial porn, tranny porn, creampie porn, gangbangs etc...

22TB of pr0n

video collection from mydrnkenstar
real niggas know what that is and how embracing it is

This guy died btw. Turns out having a cylinder of flesh gauged out of your colon and lower intestine is a massive source of infection and almost impossible to heal.

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Incest porn

3tb of porn on pc. 500+ porn webms on the phone

I doubt they'd even bother looking, but probably porn that I've never even opened.

The porn folder, not just the porn but the unhealthy amount of pictures of my daughters teenage friends in there.

If it exists, someobdy's jacked off to it

Absolutely nothing. All of my images are in a hidden app where the only way to access it is to open the dialer and dial ##, a special pin, #, and then the call button. And I keep nothing incriminating on my computer because as a doctor I fly a lot and I keep dreading the day when a TSA rep actually says to me "can you start up your laptop and enter your password for me, sir?" In a tone that lets me know in no uncertain terms that it's not really 'optional' and that I'd better do it now or else I'm getting detained. Hasn't happened yet, but I'll tell you h'whut, those fuckers love to hassle me, and a lot of other doctors. Apparently they think it's 'funny' to fuck with white doctors because they think we all act like entitled cunts (which for the most part is true, except people like me that got into medicine because I am a former heroin junkie trying to help others get clean), so it's gonna happen sooner or later that they'll want to search my laptop and phone even on a domestic flight. My phone is pretty well covered by the plausible deniability of the app I use to hide shit since they won't even be able to tell it's there, but my laptop would be a lot easier for them to go through.

Just some stupid ass memes

> a TSA rep actually says to me "can you start up your laptop and enter your password for me, sir?"

US Customs does this exceedingly rarely (less than one out of every million entries).

TSA will not ask you to unlock your laptop. TSA just wants to make sure that it's a working electronic. They will ask you to power it on sometimes, but they won't ask you to unlock it.

some really racist memes but i doubt they would even look desu

as long as the pictures arent of your teenage daughter herself I dont think anyone gives a fuck

>unhealthy amount of pictures of my daughters teenage friends

mega link?

They wouldn't be able to get into either of them so I'm not worried.

that is insane

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Dude I opened this thread to type the same thing.

video player with basically nothing but scat porn

PHP source code

>shifts uncomfortably on chair

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My collection of dildos. I'm a guy btw.

>tfw master race wooden chair

Big titty jap girls and the first 30 pages of a Victorian era romance drama novel

tranny porn

Good luck with your spine in 5 years.

Thanks

This page: This thread.
>That and I'm part of an open source intelligence group.
That's also pretty embarassing.

sissy-twink-crossdress-hypno pack 4 (19.8GB)

Imagine Death from Terry Pratchetts Discworld existing.

My bad music

I'm into mares.

>what is encryption?
OP is a faggot.

Hey, I use FDE on all my shit, but a lot of people don't.

Case in point: Most of the responses ITT.

True
>the absolute state of Jow Forums in 1970+48

i don't really get it either but i like anime and a lot of newfags don't so whatever

I'm not stupid enough to keep potentially incriminating shit in a place that's easy to access, so nothing.

op said embarrassing, not incriminating
what is a hypothetical situation?

open Jow Forums tabs

My scat porn and futa hentai.

couple of photos of cocks, and some traps in panties bulge on display.

>chair squeaks everytime

Pretty much this

>If you died right now, what's the most embarrassing thing your family would find on your smartphone or PC?
They won't have access to them so nothing.

>newfags
*non-autists

That's fucked up

Either certain doujinshis or some of my silly fanfics.

Disappointment

unironically crypto

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china is *generally* fucked up user

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>>If you died right now
Will you be able to lock everything when you die? Probably not

All my shit is encrypted you smelly polack.

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They would find lots of BBW 2hus.

Some loli/toddlercon. But who cares, I am dead.

If I'm logged in on Amazon, they'd see my order history which shows that I bought a prostate vibrator. They'd probably find it in my closet before seeing the order history.

Terabytes of cosplay porn and doujins.
Don't really care what happens after I die.

If I did I would have set up a dead mans switch.

Chinese are still in the 19th century as far as consumer protection is concerned. They're living their late-to-the-party version of the American Gilded Age.

>unhealthy

>That and I'm part of an open source intelligence group.

This may well be the cringiest shit in the thread, on par with loli

I don't know what's worse, my Fashwave folder or an "alleged" Bregoli nude.

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Nothing. Everything is encrypted and locks out after a minute of no use

Porn but mostly my 'locals' folder which is just insta/fb/snap sexy pics of girls I know. I started it in middle school, just finished uni

Pretty much this. And my chat log with my gf

Sissy porn games and regular porn games, and occult books. I've deleted these every time I tried to kill myself though. Probably should encrypt the folders or something idk.

And by "regular porn games" I mostly mean incest games.

>I'm part of an open source intelligence group
Cringe

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non-autists have a life and they don't browse here.

My phone and PC have a password

If they somehow crack it (boomers wont), they'll just see GBs of anime porn.

>smartphone
i put nothing there, i only use it for whatsapp and other chat apps.
>PC
several gigabytes of 4k pee porn.

nothing
everything is encrypted :^)

58000 loli images

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Only like four folders of SFW pics of my favorite anime girls.

/newfolder/things/dontclick

no one would care. im sure that everything goes straight into the trash when i die.

i dont use it. i already forgot the password to my laptop twice.

Thanks user

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Nothing. I'm using FDE on both.

But I've encrypted everything important, just in caseā€¦

/thread

It's locked all the time, unless I don't manage to shut it down on time if I fall dead while it is unlocked.

Dogbless

Literal brainlet

i dont do anything illegal so the encryption would only make it harder for me to use the computer.

What do you mean you're part of an "open source intelligence group"?

Like you just put together threat feeds? So does literally every other company.