Snapchat paywhore

How does one create a snapchat premium?

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Eat shit and die.

seconding this

be an attractive female, make a new account. shill it on /soc/, then send the people who add your paypal and a list of your services.

Cardio kills gains

also,

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Someone is butthurt because they can't sell nudes :( don't be sad my friend

Why would I sell nudes when I can gain just as much money while being fully clothed? :^)

>pretending to be a girl
pathetic

>Cardio kills gains
you make it sound like gains actually matter.

I'm not pretending.

>tfw zombieland 2 was announced and you already know it's gonna be disappointing

you are not a girl just because you wear a dress

No, it's because I was born a woman (;

yea sure but don't chop your dick off, it's just a phase

Good thing I have a vagina then (;

proof?

What proof?

so you are lying then and just pretending to be a girl

No. Why would I lie?

why wouldn't you prove it?
because you are lying

because you're a larping faggot. same reason people lie about being abducted by ayylmaos and shit, attention.

Did that, posted a couple of pics few years ago.

Do I sense jealousy coming from the inferior sex? :^)

tits or gtfo

yeah sure you did, post now with timestamp or gtfo

I'm actually not a woman, sorry guys.

>post now
Hell no. And it's only because of retard like you.

Stop pretending to be me.

I demend uur rezpecct

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