What language will impress girls?

What language will impress girls?

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russian

the one you have enough experience with to make useful, cool stuff.

Unironically, Lisp.

french

italian

German and C.

girls don’t like poorfags

this only works on ang*o goblinas

#define GUT 1
#define SCHWEINEHUND 0

Money, so Hebrew I guess.

oy vey the goy knows

Then Cobol?

Nah, girls only dig money when you spend it on them. Kikes usually don't spend it.

Swift because women only use apple

Yes, it's the Hebrew of the programming world.

the joos are not generous with their shekels

HHHH, brother.

Thots use apple. Women that use android are big brained and worthy of bearing children

fpbp

Japaneso

money

Java so they think you're a barista or something

i don't know

You mean land whales use Android.

Women that are less than 50% of lard use iOS.

sasuga burgerland

Coq and arm assembly

Common Lisp

nothing else is as titillating

macfag

The language of money.

Ive only seen lardos use apple

lards are so common now that everything everywhere is filled with them

> If I win, you become my slave.
What did she mean by this?

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Her personal bitch, doing anything that is decreed.
IdI be a girl's slave, if she was into "computer shit" as said by the first boyfriend in Hackers 1995.

Javascript.

so afrikaans
+1 for the black diq

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French or German.

Why program when you can be a 1337 r4d hax0rzz like Zero Cool and Crash Override and do some sick hacking

oкeй зeн

the language of money

What language will impress Boys (Gay language)?

OH SHIT

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Depends on their race.
If they are white then Swahili.

בדקתי, לא עובד

Italiano

I speak russian, the girls dont come. You are liar

Swedish, Rust

хиc paйт, paшeн из нoт вopкин

I speak both.
Doesn't help.

chad talk

Pig Latin

Non sta funzionando

Post a aleatory code in assembly

Hindi

Not like that obviously. French is sexier anyway.