What language will impress girls?
What language will impress girls?
russian
the one you have enough experience with to make useful, cool stuff.
Unironically, Lisp.
french
italian
German and C.
girls don’t like poorfags
this only works on ang*o goblinas
#define GUT 1
#define SCHWEINEHUND 0
Money, so Hebrew I guess.
oy vey the goy knows
Then Cobol?
Nah, girls only dig money when you spend it on them. Kikes usually don't spend it.
Swift because women only use apple
Yes, it's the Hebrew of the programming world.
the joos are not generous with their shekels
HHHH, brother.
Thots use apple. Women that use android are big brained and worthy of bearing children
fpbp
Japaneso
money
Java so they think you're a barista or something
i don't know
You mean land whales use Android.
Women that are less than 50% of lard use iOS.
sasuga burgerland
Coq and arm assembly
Common Lisp
nothing else is as titillating
macfag
The language of money.
Ive only seen lardos use apple
lards are so common now that everything everywhere is filled with them
> If I win, you become my slave.
What did she mean by this?
Her personal bitch, doing anything that is decreed.
IdI be a girl's slave, if she was into "computer shit" as said by the first boyfriend in Hackers 1995.
Javascript.
so afrikaans
+1 for the black diq
French or German.
Why program when you can be a 1337 r4d hax0rzz like Zero Cool and Crash Override and do some sick hacking
oкeй зeн
the language of money
What language will impress Boys (Gay language)?
OH SHIT
Depends on their race.
If they are white then Swahili.
בדקתי, לא עובד
Italiano
I speak russian, the girls dont come. You are liar
Swedish, Rust
хиc paйт, paшeн из нoт вopкин
I speak both.
Doesn't help.
chad talk
Pig Latin
Non sta funzionando
Post a aleatory code in assembly
Hindi
Not like that obviously. French is sexier anyway.