If you don't have a slow cooker, get one today

If you don't have a slow cooker, get one today.
Your warm meal can welcome you when you get from work and you can sleep while your oatmeal is cooking for breakfast.
And did I even tell you that you can make bread,lasagna,cheesecakes and more?
The patrician man has a slow cooker readily available.

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basically it's like having a wife

No, it is even better.
The slow cooker won't nag or cheat on you.
You can mind your business and torrent that movie from that private tracker while the slow cooker is almost done with the lasagna.
It is fucking incredible.

but what if i dont work? should i just get a rice cooker instead?

>come home from work

What does this mean?

how the heck do you get food

You can cook rice on a slow cooker.
But you can go ahead and get a rice cooker if you want to.
I have a slow cooker and a pressure cooker.
I only work with the pressure cooker on weekends (for obvious reasons).
Those are the only two tools that I need for cooking.
And I'm fairly fit with 23 BMI since I don't gorge on fast food.

neetbux are a thing you big dummy
yeah i was about to type pressure cooker but forgot the name so i just typed rice cooker
reccomend me one you nasty shill

>nasty shill
I'm not shilling for a brand,you moron.
And why don't you look it up yourself? You have a lot of free time leeching from my taxes, you might as well just spend 5 minutes on making your life just a bit better.

but you cant fuck it ..... oh wait

>not using tinder
Do you really think you are better off sex-wise by marrying?
Do you know what's going to happen to the sex you get when she wants that new home? It will go away.

just because im disabled and unemployed doesnt mean i leech around lmao

Sure bud.
You can get on a computer and write this bullshit,but you can't sit on an office and earn some money by messing around with microsoft office.
All because you are "disabled".
Welfare was,is and it will always be a mistake.

but should I get a nice thing? I probably dont deserve it

If you do it right, it won't matter if you deserve it. I have one but I never use it because I'm super lazy.

>let's leave this cooker on all night or all day just so I can eat a few minutes earlier
What a waste of electricity. Kys

all the slow cookers in the store are apart of the botnet with wifi timed cooking

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it uses less energy in 8 hours than an oven uses in half an hour

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cooking anything of any significance feels like such a waste when you live alone though. Especially since ingredients of all sorts are sold in huge packages, meant for people who make meals for whole families regularly. Anything perishable is an enormous pain to figure out how I'm going to finish it all before it spoils.

hate this. i end up eating the same shit all week or waste food

Don't any of you ever worry the cheap chinkshit will short and burn down your house? Especially since a lot of houses don't have a firedetector in the kitchen because of code for older houses only requiring fire detectors in halls and living areas?

no im insured no need to worry

This is literally woman logic.

thanks, ill be one soon

I thought that hamilton beach was american but thanks to a retard now I know that it's chinkshit...

why would they make that shit in the US anymore? it'd just employ mexicans anyway

What are some good recipes for slow cookers if I don't like stewed meats? I know of chili and that's about it

>Use your freezer to store home cooked meal portions instead of pizza pockets and microwave dinners
Wow, so hard. It's healthier and cheaper this way.

There are hundreds of recipes,you just gotta look up.
You can even make CHEESECAKES and BROWNIES with a slow cooker.
If you ever make brownies,cook it with the lid off if you want crust.

The real solution is to get a wife (male) and a slow cooker.
21st century standard of living.

>Slow shit
Nah, I like to prepare my meals on the spot with fresh ingredients, not something that's been sitting for hours out of the fridge.

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>it uses less energy in 8 hours than an oven uses in half an hour
Do you have anything to back this up? Or just talking out of your ass as the shills usually do?

Korean braised chicken. Though I guess it depends on your idea of stewed. It shouldn't be but there is quite a bit of juice that comes out of it. Delicious though.

Degenerate.

pressure cooker > slow cooker

boomer tier device

>a wife (male)
Wives (male) age even worse than wives (female) and can't have children to boot.

It's simple maths boy. Slow cooker is 70-100W (depending on your model) on low. You run that for 8 hours it's 800WHr. My oven is 2.2KW per hour. If I run it for half an hour that's 1100WHr.

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>trusting a heating appliance to be on while you're away from home

This is how I can tell you never leave the house.

Slow cookers are great, but obsolete.
Electric pressure cookers outclass them in every way. Slow cookers can never reach above water's boiling point, so Maillard reactions never happen. Nothing ever gets browned, and most aromatic compounds get boiled away.

Poor? Pick up a $10 slow cooker at the thrift store -- the tech's been refined for decades, and any bullshit brand will work fine. Nostalgic? Do whatever the fuck you want. Shill? Keep on using words like "patrician".

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Wouldn't it be cool if there were a life-size anime figurine, who had a slow cooker in her stomach?
You could get her 'pregnant' with food/ingredients and she'll warm the food baby, and when you come home from work after a long day of fixing pajeet's shitty code, she has your food all warm and ready for you. The warmth will radiate through the rest of her, so that you can be comfy cuddling with her on the couch while you eat and watch anime together.

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>be too retarded to be able to take care of oneself
>have a gall to call anyone big dummy
audacity of you subhumans is simply astounding

do you get your money from others? then you're leech, doesn't matter if crippled one

Different tools for different occasions, user. Its a fact of life that specialized tools dedicated to one task is better than multitools (smartphones are prime example).

I have one and I've used it maybe 6 times over the past 2 years.

i can slow cook some badass chicken and dumplings

But sometimes I need to directly interact with the food as it's being heated. Do any pressure cookers allow heating with the lid off?

is it good for lazy people? can I just dump some ingredients and come to warm meal few hours later?

I grew up in soviet eastern europe, slow cookers used to explode, like a grenade, sometimes even killing people. Still anxious to buy one, are they safe now?

>He cares about sex
Point at this literal animal in human clothes and laugh. Stop being a slave to your reptilian brain.

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yes, gramps, they should have little sticker that tell it passed safety check.

It's never a good idea to cook shit while you're not at home.

how many porn did you watch this week alone.

based

>live above a supermarket
>they have freshly prepared meals every day
>hundreds of healthy foods to choose from
>the flavour of all of them seems off
>still tend to prepare my own shit

Nigga do you even unix philosophy?
You get daki for cudling, slow cooker for food and a waifu for waifu.
Do one thing and do it well.

Are you maybe thinking of pressure cookers? There's nothing in these that can explode. The worst thing that could potentially happen is maybe the heating element isn't wired properly causing a fire, but even that is unheard of.

this is actually what I do

>bought a slow cooker for less than $10
>find simple but delicious recipes where all you have to do is cut some stuff and throw it all in
>don't mind eating the same dinner all week
>freeze it after a few days in the fridge to keep it from going bad
>~$2 per meal

it's extremely easy, the worst part is cleaning up

>tfw you buy the cheap meat
>Use or freeze by TONIGHT
>use slowcooker to make food for whole week, organize into autism containers
>spoils within two days in fridge
>frozen tastes awful
>throw out half the autism containers into trash because spoiled
>wait on frozen to thaw
>fill empty autism container with cocoa puffs and milk
>tastes better than healthy food
>cry
>gain weight
>cocoa puff milk bowl stays by computer for multiple days
>diet shasta cans piling up
>work through the sadness
>slowcooker unused for next two weeks as obesity relapse intensifies

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I'm getting one this week OP. Give me some good lazy (healthy) recipes. As few ingredients as possible