First day of technology class

>first day of uni
>enrolled in computer science
>every other student is a normie weeb with shit taste

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Mine was all rich pajeets or old guys changing career. And one hot blonde single mom.

>first day in computer science class
>teacher takes us to a computer lab and says we will be using emacs this semester
>i call him a macfag
>everyone claps and the professor gets fired for being a macfag

>first semester of CS
>get a great professor for the most important class
>he resigns halfway through and gets replaced with a newbie
>find out next semester he had cancer and didn't make it

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>technology class
wut
>introduce ourselves
yeah no, in university most professors wont care if you die during lecture
> autistic naruto speech
> class gives me a round of applause
why should somebody fucking applause because you quotet a fucking naruto character.

>microsoft excel class
hahahaha wut
>has sunglasses on thinking he would be cool
>autisic speech
>everyone thinks he is autistic and gay

>first day of clowning class
>Professor asks us to introduce ourselves
>Put on the spot, start looking at my butthole but then I remembered my dad's words
>"I believe I can play videogames on Linux"
>Professor didn't listen because he was busy eating cock

> be me
> been taking various computer classes over the last couple of years
> fail linux and networking but somehow make it into the final 15
> final 15 students who make it into the course for the CCNA
> very hard
> get paired into teams
> the entire semester is running network on our own
> if we fuck up or ask for help we fail

>first day of class
>i run into the room like naruto
>teacher comes up and says good shit senpai and claps

>wake up late
>hear door bell
>friends are here
>get dressed as fast as possible
>greet friends at the door
>they question why I'm not in my school uniform
>ohshit.jpg
>run back change
>friends break into the house and see my laundry room
>quit comparing my underwear to your underwear you fucking fags
>go to school
>first day
>teacher asks to introduce ourselves
>put on the spot, have to make a good impression
>"My name is user and I'm going to shoot my love into your heart!"
>realize I fucked up my favorite quote from my favorite anime
>dead silence
>sit down and play it off

>first day of microsoft office class
>introductions
>so user how good are you at office?
>"i excel at it"
>class explodes in laughter and applause
>teach is swooning
>was that an office joke?
>"word"
>class descends into chaos
>teach rips down my pants and starts blowing me
>doesnt even get to finish before 10/10 qt3.14 strips down, mounts me, and starts pounding like crazy
>blow my load and impregnate her on the spot
>earn nobel prize lifetime achievement award
>knighted by queen of england
>get my boots licked clean by drumpf

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kek

>first day of business class
>scrawny guy struggles to lug his Sexual Predator gaming laptop to his desk
>fans spin at full when he boots it
>papers go everywhere
>professor looks at him like a confused puppy
>we start by introducing ourselves
>scrawny kid's name is Harley
>as an exercise we have to "sell" an item in the room to the class
>you can pick anything, I said I'll sell Harley's laptop
>said it can dry a carpet in 15 minutes, cook a microwave dinner, and flatten out surfaces
>no one even smiled
>professor called me a jester, told me to dance
>I said no and sat down
>Harley gets up a few minutes later, says he's not sure what to sell but he's sure he'll do better than me
>everyone snickers
>he looks around and says he'll sell the professor's podium, it's a product he can really get behind
>everyone laughs except me
>says it may not dry a carpet *snickers* but it won't flop like user
>I slam my fists on my desk
>someone pats my back and says take it easy
>I just get up and leave
>Harley says, "and he is outta here"
>everyone laughs as I slam the door and walk away
I've hated gamer faggots ever since.

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>just keep my head down and silently boil in hatred for all of them

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>first day of class
>teacher doesn't ask our names because this isn't kindergarten
>visit office hours
>knows every one of our names already

>first day of IT class
>every normie has their phone out on the table
>they're all cracked iPhones despite being in a THICC otterbox case
>pull out my old Nexus 4 to go on clover
>whole class immediately stares at my shit including professor and some random nigga peeking through the window
>some thot says out loud that I'm too poor to afford an iPhone
>whole class erupts in laughter
>some guy in the background yelling Worldstar while he's recording this
>all the white knights immediately join her side and begin mass licking her cunt
>everyone's taking snapchats of this shit
>professor has to break it up because the smell is reeking the room
>most embarrassing moment of my life I want to get out of there
>feeling nauseous and disoreinted I open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

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goes to show that you need a status symbol phone to avoid these scenarios.

>first day of programming class
>session is about to start
>glance around the room
>mostly inexperienced males who don't even know what c++ is (class language)
>90% are behind a MacBook
>10% seem to be poor Hispanics with ancient trash from Wal-Mart
>one obligatory gamer laptop
>one girl using the school provided desktop kek
>only two other people are not behind a laptop
>professor starts the class
>goes over lecture for an hour then decides we'll actually do some coding on the first day
>lolwat
>pull out my Dell d420 that I use for a terminal because I mostly do networking
>ssh to my cloud server and launch vim
>professor is going over how to install code locks for mac
>use this time to setup vim and familiarize myself with the macros useful for coding
>about two hours pass by. There was a team effort between the professor, myself, and the gay men tard who was just whiteknighting to get the stupid ide installed on everyone's garbage
>like 10 minutes of class left
>professor attempts to teach everyone to print Hello World
>as he walks around looking at the struggle, he stops at me
>"you'll be better off with the class software, but I guess you can use whatever you prefer if you're more comfortable with the shell"
>scuse me?
>like half the class looks at me a bit confused for a second and then goes back o their phones
>professor moves on
>next class, the retard that was next to me was trying to use command prompt to code in c++
>I almost had to leave over this
>ended up using my shit terminal pc for the entire semester
Absolutely basic experience. No one cared that I was being a snowflake thankfully.

This.
Buy a cheap used iPhone to swap your Sim into for normie interactions.
I have a iPhone 6 that I riced out a bit to show a part of my power level.
It's has a case swap to a blue colored one, actually looks really good, a glowing apple logo, and a main camera that was modified for near-infrared.
Complete with a cracked screen, but it's an oem one and isn't that bad and was free, so ehh.
It actually works for a decent conversation starter because normies want to know how to get a blue iPhone for some reason

>In engineering
>Professor asks me to hurry up and whip it out
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember how big my penis is
>*whip it out*
>Professor looks horny, class looks jealous

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>knows every one of our names already
This isn't even a meme, how do they do it?

>being any of you losers
Nah Imma just be myself

>how do they do it?
You mean, how do they take their job seriously?

Imagine not knowing what patients are residing in your ward? Sad part - there are guys like that.

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I feel bad for you user but that's a really cute Megumin.

Sure summer is here

>never seen greentext before
>"wow, this sure is summer even though I started posting yesterday"

Fuck off summer fag