Let's have hacker news simulator thread

How I Informed My Noisy Boss Who Won't Stop Talking Loudly In An Open Office That He's The Reason I'm Quitting My 500,000 a Year Job Because He Keeps Breaking My Flow

>post article about shit service is about to be inevitably shut down

1st comment:
Hi I am we're not shutting down, just pivoting direction :)

news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17542556

>HOE!
No, no... It's "OMG I'M SO RANDOM!"

This was pretty good.

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DAE Hate Apple?

>Elf.js - Run Linux binaries In Your Browser

>Whoa this is really cool. Reminds me of this project I once worked on: Exe.js [0] www.basedhub.com/onions/exejs
>Super cool. Can't wait for everything to run in the browser, or even better, be a browser. [0] www.shittypedia.org/Browser [1] www.shittypedia.org/Internet
>Does it work on iOS?
>(heavily downvoted) This is so stupid
>How does this compare to Binary.js and Execute.js?

This post is really like this other company XXXXX

Full disclosure I own other company XXXXX

This makes me raging so hard because it is so true. I hate such faggots.

>Make critical notes about bad choices/practices
>get upboats
>becomes more noticeable
>people start downvoting

Project lead did attempt to make amends at least, but it does make a statement about the larger crowd

BlackC*ckr [yc-23] is hiring twenty diversity engineers

This post broke my flow, I'll be working from home for the rest of the day.

>Wikipedia Article (wikipedia.org)

You have to realise that Facebook's customers are the advertisers and you are the product. [posted in any thread about Facebook]

Google drops service that no one uses anymore.

1 comment: Hey google, I still use it!! REEE

What a garbage tattoo, lol.

I'm interested to hear patio11 or tptacek's opinion on this. Guys?

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Kekd

she's actually a massive slut and basically braindead
any porn she is in she almost ruins just by talking

How I Cut My Cock Off And Became A Rust Expert Overnight

>she's actually a massive slut
I don't believe it. He seems like an innocent girl.

Fuck Drumpf -tptacek

*I wonder why nobody every responds to my comments*

(Hell banned for a fucking goddAMN YEAR fuck you dang you cocksmoker)

this is good

>All comments Copyright © 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2015, 2018, 2023 Thomas H. Ptacek, All Rights Reserved.

what the fuck

she is not a hoe, she is a warm hearthed princess, she only does porn to feed his mother and terminally ill little sister.

sorry meant for

Based on my knowledge of neuroscience I took from pop science youtube channels, science fiction books and having successfully written a mathematical proof from begin to end once, I'm like 90% neural networks on the blockchain will be able to simulate a human brain within 5 to 10 years and will quickly make workers in jobs I've deemed beneath myself obsolete.

Show HN: Jandas, Pandas In JavaScript

nah she's pretty retarded, she's done some pretty fucked up videos too, rape-play, age-play, niggers, you name it

I do this sometimes, is this normal

>successfully written a mathematical proof from begin to end once
so you took geometry in high school? damn.

Well who is it then?

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Hannah Hays

Hannah Hays
is it bad that I can name almost any porn star?

Yeah probably. Thanks though, too.

You must be new here...

Who is this glorious semen demon?

>Link to basic mathematics induction and graph problems.

>Hey, you don’t need math for programming
>Math proof are used by PhD
>I never write proof but had good intuition.
>Somebody write GitHub npm.js packet and you don’t need learn about graph.
>Hey Python is better for graph that JS, but Python sucks agains Rust, but C++ is really fast, but Lisp is amazing but Haskell has check type.
>Monads are like graph.
>American math system sucks
>meh post is just basic logic.
>you don’t need study math or CS to learn this.
>as software developer for 10 years I never need this.

>How i used 10 JS Frameworks to create an MVC calculator and why you should too

>this startup is changing the ai game, the CEO explains how(Spoiler: they use humans typing)

>Queer representation in the open source community is lacking, here is why that is a bad thing

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let's not.

you're a fucking bitch. if it's normal, you decide

>rape-play, age-play, niggers,
There is nothing wrong with the first two.

Thinly disguised clickbait ad spam [medium.com]

>that insecurity
Every. Single. Time.

>Women in Tech: Why aren't there more of them?
Never mind, that's a Jow Forums thread.. oh wait

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Nothing wrong with race play either

>Race play
Does that involve blackface and kkk hoods?

race-play is also called interracial sometimes

Shut up coon

im white nigger

I wish

>I'm a white nigger
Sure got that right, cuck

i dont need commas where im going

Congrats?

kill yourself you sound like a massive faggot
im sure everyone that knows you hates you

don't say that about hannah hays, she's pure

Nice projection faggot, go back to fapping to cuck porn

>cuck porn
sorry you cant separate fantasy from reality
I would want to fuck someone's girl in front of them, even impregnate them
top-tier fetish

sauce?
>ib4 reverse image search

Some scientists explore the idea that people focus better when given a reason to give a shit. Hackernews considers that maybe children are human beings. Hundreds of comments are devoted to determining whether toilets are cleaned because that is the driving passion of individual toilet-cleaning aficionados or because of the invisible hand of the market deterring janitors from operating commercial aircraft. Other Hackernews assume that Mayan culture is still in the hunter/gather stage and declare the studies in the article suspect. Everyone agrees that the kids these days are just rotten and it's everyone else's fault.

the source is in the image though
ftv, hannah hays
not hard m8

>faps to cuck porn
>literally states his fantasy
>having the nerve to say anyone else can't separate fantasy from reality

TOP KEK

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>>ib4 reverse image search
literally

>the invisible hand of the market deterring janitors from operating commercial aircraft.

good post

Dam, I'm already subscribed to her. Like her tiny tits...

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>i still cant separate it
stay delusional sweet summer child
>TOP KEK
i was 12 once too its okay

>How Donald Trump's Immigration Policies Put us a Decade Behind
>[Show HN] My smart toilet app that lets you browse hacker news on the shitter
>After building my hello world app using [framework] I'm now considered it's the future
>10 ways to improve your development workflow in 2018
>Since 1984, there has been a 50% drop in computer science degrees awarded to women and why that shows that we need affirmative action.
>Why you don't need to know maths to understand linear algebra.
>Multithreaded JavaScript is coming. Here's how you can prepare.
>15 ways to improve your CV without learning anything new.
>By 2025, cryptocurrency will be in use by most governments and banks. Here's what you need to know.

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Is that a trap

No a brain dead fuck doll

> posting from a throw-away account because the truth hurts the liberal faggots in onions valley and I'm too much of a pussy to state basic facts/truth

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excellent, just the way I like my realdolls

It's like the Last Supper. The Chad is the focus of the photo and all the Virgins/Soiboys congregate around him, looking to him for guidance on the path to true manliness

This
You always put the best in the middle

Northern Italian Alpine Cheese [en.wikipedia.org]

unversal basic income needs to be implemented, otherwise jerome and mohammed won't fuck my wife.

Hackernews isn't that bad.

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>If the service is free, then YOU are the product.

>post about visas
>pajeet devs step in pretending to be the whitest guy around

Post about google/amazon/facebook doing something highly illegal or unethical.

200 posts arguing about why big tech companies shouldn't be accountable for their actions.
Someone randomly decides to switch the topic to chinese surveillance or any other shithole.
Repeat ad infinitum.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59f869a030a07

>uganda.txt

>tfw no plot the Fall of Facebook Cyber Regime Thread

Same here

Elon is saving the world. Did you know he invented electric cars?

>[something questioning the integrity of the US government, particularly the judiciary]
PROOFS? DO YOU HAVE PROOFS?
-tptacek

Who's this curious dude I've been reading about?

highest karma poster on hacker news. shills hard for the establishment and/or obama every opportunity he gets. thinks himself an expert on every single subject and generally thinks the US government except for Trump has never done anything wrong, except for bully black people.

I saw he invented this device where a person could stay underwater for a long time without drowning. The King of Taiwan mocked him for his foolishness but I'm sure Elon will be vindicated someday.