>tfw code compiles on the first try

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>waitforit.gif
Fuck you OP, you got me.

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Fuck I can still HEAR IT

You mean this?
youtube.com/watch?v=tOue9nW6tNg

sudo rm this pls

What the actual fuck... Why would anyone make this, yet alone fucking upload it """ironically"""?

autism and onions

Am I the only one noticing that the fire escape is climbing up, as in, he's literally living in a cellar?

TFW none of that code that compiles even passes any form of auto-testing harness or specification document.

> BUT MUH COMPILED CODE !!!!

I mean, Chris Chan did some pretty weird stuff too, but this doesn't look like your typical run of the mill autism.

Ehmm, that's the QA department's problem for the next day or two.

You're right it's basedtism

basedtism what?

hahaha.

So, OP could simply write an empty for-loop, it compiles, and then his day is done ... until QandA comes back in 3 days saying "where is the fully implemented encryption engine you were supposed to implement over the last 3 months?"

Yes, welcome to corporate programming.

I _knew_ I got something wrong when I was working in corporate. Finally it all makes sense.

>write in a s᠋o᠋y᠋ language like java
>netbeans tells me even before i compile where most errors are
Feels good to be using a modern language

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>implying it's a feature of the language and not the programming environment (aka IDE)
How is it being a college freshman?

>he's one of those uppity digital laborers
Hey monkey, stacey over there gets the same wage as you.

>it's the language that gives me this ability
user...

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh even some addons for vim do that...........

I've also used other IDEs with C++ and they offered much less useful hints and fixes

Notice the OS he's using. It's part of the same condition.

jetbrains nigger at least have a sensible 21st century GUI

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> uppity
kek. like "he writes functioning code ... what a retard".

I'd like to know, but I can't see shit because he's swinging the camera arround like a moron.
So which OS does he use?

>inb4 mac toddler

It's Windows.

>tfw people keep spamming that FUCKING SPERG

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You must be fun at parties

4chins be filtering my words again, apparently it doesn't like the work s_o_y

onions... onions

people who say "you must be fun at parties" are absolute mental midgets. i hope you die in a fire. YOU're not fun at parties, you fuck

>tfw when don't have to wait for code to compile
Python

>when the 13 hour compiletime is spread out during each execution of the program

They have more self esteem than you or most of the autists here.

you must be from reddit

>t. incel
You get'em, brother!

If it is Python, then that explains the smug pompous look on OPs guy.

Unironically looks like a Kerbal.

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For narcissitic supply to boost a shrivelled ego.

What is retardation?

>autism is now called "self esteem"

What a time to be alive..

welcome to generation zyklon

Not too hard now that IDEs will check the code while you write it.

Self esteem isn't a quality.

*inhales*
ohh no no
OHH NONO NOOOOOO AUUGHHHH


KHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAHGHAGHAJHAHGAHHAHAHA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

javascript doesn't need compilation jamal

MORE
WE NEED MOOOOOOOOORE

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>defending a jewish autist

post the one with the chink and the old man

fucking numales
disgusting

FASTER!!!!!!

It is to women

so᠌yboy

Women suck, both literally and figuratively.

Looks like your typical Anglorat DNA holder.
Wherever there's a numale soÿcuck faggot, there's Anglorat DNA somewhere in that subhuman's genetic history.

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When it does I add in an intentional bug and then remove it again after confirming it behaves as expected.

i wanted to buy a switch for my sister
how expensive are the games?

>using reddit terminology
It's time to go back.

more like no self awareness

Forget autism, this is paranoid schizophrenia.