/csg/ - Chink shit general

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• Lazy user makes the shittiest, most cancerous /csg/ thread ever • Lazy user is universally hated • Goolag is trying jew tricks on our beloved chink phones • user orders a housefire battery • user prevents a chink battery initiated housefire • Chinky price gouging continues • Anodda bulging battery • user joins the chink phone club • Anons still curious about putin cards • user got a mixza dog sd card turns out to be slow as shit • uGreen QC3 car charger seems like a good buy • Nice list of five dorrah chink products to buy >Last thread

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i love jesus
whjere cna i get jesus in china????

nooooo
the original pic is better

Why doesn't the Mi 8 comes with a headphone jack? Ffs, that's literally the only thing stopping me from getting it.
How else will I listen to music while lifting or commuting? Dongles are retarded.

KZ USB type C cable + KZ iem with removable cable.

KZ ATR or ZST? I heard that ATR is THE best budget in-ear KZ has but ZST is also a budget king

Why is there a PayPal logo on Ali's mobile site when you can't actually pay with PayPal on Ali? Fucking chinks, they made me register an account for nothing. Fuck using AliPay.

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ZST for pure aesthetics

>buy two things from two different sellers at the same time on aliexpress
>one of them arrives in less than 45 days
>the other one took 3 months, was only 1 day away from being refunded
what did they mean by this?

bad luck with shipping courier?

Tip your postman

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I once got a package whitin a week, and it was shipped by China Post Small Packet, the others took 3 weeks. The global postage system is a big mystery to me.

i never had something take 3 months, it must be some kind of rare surface mail. AliExpress only sell me their standard shipping or China Registered and their time frame is a month tops, maybe more but then the risk of having the package stolen/lost along the way is high.

What's a decent 18650 battery that doesn't cost a fortune to ship? Are these any good?
aliexpress.com/item//32831446171.html

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stay the fuck away from batteries because you're a fucking moron and you'll burn your house down

Forgot they do sometimes give me Yanwen, but despite all the anons complaining about Yanwen they always deliver my items properly before 1 month just like any other carrier.

Sadly the shipping couriers don't ship batteries frequently, often it's just Turkey Post that will do it and they charge like $4-$8 for it. If you want good ones it's worth to import many from Japan or if you need 1-2 it's still worth it to go through small-scale Chinese markup vendors.

>4200mAh chink 18650
you're lucky if that shit is even near 800mAh

In my country it's common tradition to give them a big tip on christmas eve.

Harsh

I love living in Japan sometimes. 1 week shipping with chinese airmail is the norm.

In my country the postman gets paid properly, if not generously for working during the vacation. Here service is considered something that you get without having to pay extra for it, so no, I never tip them. Besides, they run such a short schedule with having to deliver to probably thoudsands of residents during their workday, lots of stress, so they don't even have time to talk to you in order to complete their delivery route.

Just go on ev forums and look for bulk order. Or buy the cheaper 18650 like the 22f by samsung which is half the price of an lg hg2

Is this gud

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It's up to the seller if they accept PayPal and there's a 0.8$ fee
if they do you can see the icon on the product page
not sure if it shows up on mobile

kys, and the image is useless without the caption, people won't get the reference

GASHUNK is the sound chinkshit makes when it drops through the mail slot.

look for cheap stuff in the 1.8~2.2ha range, or 2.8~3.2ah branded shit on a known non-chink online store, if you dont wanna get chinked.
other wise, any ultrahousefire 6000kmha (real 0.4ah if lucky) will do

>Anons still curious about putin cards
Are these gone now? They don't show up on the usual sites.

They are gone, the stores that sold them (four) all stopped selling them. They still sell other funny cards, like the rainbow unicorn one I jsut bought.

According to some user it will break down in a week though, so I'm probably screwed.

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too many defects

Pretty sure you get deported to Mongolia for trying to find Jesus in China.

What is this, the MCRN?

>regautism thread btfo again
Oh God, the day had a good start.

This Is Not Ok. Regular Operator Made A Thread At The Right Time; This One Was Made One Post Ahead Of The Bump Limit And That Is Not Ok. Fuck Off Op You Do Not Get To Make These Threads Go Away.

Rule of thumb: there are no real 18650 batteries with a capacity of greater than 3500mah, it's just not physically possible to make them higher capacity than that. Any battery that advertises a rating higher than 3500mah is guaranteed 1200mah or less. I've seen some that were under 200mah even.

led madness as usual

I have 5$ 32gb putin in dashcam in the car since a few days. i will keep everyone updated.

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Is 60$ really the least I can expect to pay for a chinkcopter? I don't need it to be too big (hand size would be fine), as long as it doesn't run out of battery in 10 minutes.

calm down regularop

>as long as it doesn't run out of battery in 10 minutes.
Good luck with that. Your options are
>buy a toy for $10+ and a couple of spare batteries, land to change battery every 5 minutes
>spend $250 to build an autistic one that you can eke 15-20 minutes out of
>buy the Mi Drone or a DJI one for whatever price they are selling for and get 15-20 minutes
>fill a balloon with helium and tie some string to it and it will hang in the sky for as long as you want

Bear in mind that the cheap toys have a range of 200m or so and will cover that distance in less than a minute so landing them to change battery really shouldn't be much of a problem.

Mi 8 or Oneplus 6? What are the odds of the Explorer Edition not sucking?
Kinda hard to choose a phone lately. It's my first time buying a flagship and since I enjoy my redmi note 3, I know that Xiaomi won't let me totally down.

Ordered kailh meme box. Did I do good?

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How do I search for things like this on chinkshops? 'Computer bay cover' or 'drive bay cover' turns up nothing

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Sex toy recs guys?

>10 minutes
try 3-4

i went with speed navy thick clicks for my keyboard, but i tried the royals and they were quite nice, good job user

I don't think these are universal, unfortunately.

Package arrived at destination county, now time to hope my fucking nigger postal workers don't steal it or take forever to deliver it.

>order $0.80 vitamin pen + $1 iem earphones (pic related)
>receive "has been shipped" notification
>yanwen tracking number
fucking hell, there goes 2+ months of wait

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Is it actually worth it to buy this 1$ garbage and wait two months, as opposed to buying something from amazon for 5 or 10$?

amazon is the same garbage these days, just overpriced and not that fast shipping

i got a tracking code like this one from gearbest: Q0123456789XX
but im almost sure that in my country, that code isnt gonna work, here the system asks for 2letters-numbers-letters
that code work in your country, dear anons?

Whenever I order something it usually arrives in 2-5 days.

Got my hard IEM case and some foam eartips in

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The tracking number may be internal in China only, usually it will give tracking in your country too if it is supported without having to use your native website.

depending on your country, amazon might take about 1 week, and chinkshit about 2-4 weeks, unless you're in dire need for the item the shipping time is no big deal, you have other things to do than wait for the item, and apparently amazon allows sellers that ship from china as well these days

If you are ordering garabage for $1-5 I doubt you care if you have to wait a month. The small cheap stuff usually arrives in less than a week for me, something like 3 weeks.

Personally I'd not buy from Amazon, there are sellers on there which probably ship directly from China anyway, unless you get Amazon basics, and as far as I know Amazon Basics is just the usual chink shit that is charged a more hefty markup on because Amazon brand on it.

The infographic says that the ZUK Z2 is only ~$200, but a quick look on amazon shows that it goes for a minimum of $400.

What gives? Was the graphic made in fucking 2008 or something?

I need recommendations for an EXTREME bluetooth speaker. One that can handle rain, snow, and temperatures from sauna (80C / 176f) to winter (-30C / -22f). Might be that no such device exists, but anything close enough would be great.

Price doesn't matter, but great sound and volume is a must and good value is appreciated.

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I heard that the ED16 became the budget king now user. Join us, user. Between those two Id take the ZST because I like how it looks
Got a link? Seems comfy
user, kindly open the info graphic. Search for the update date, which is big enough for you to see. Its almost a year old, but it is there.

chink shit cant even handle normal, in-doors room temperate so you might want to check anything else than this general

teenageengineering.com/products/op-1

Can I get something like this from China, without paying the retarded price?

>• user orders a housefire battery
At least it got Panasonic NCR18650 cells, so no Korean shit here.

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don't listen to the zuk shill.

I can vouch for these, although most of 'em are not /g related:

cable management aliexpress.com/item/100PCS-3-X-60-80-100-120-150-200mm-White-Black-Milk-Cable-Wire-Zip-Ties/32844364681.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.27424c4d5K86jE

rubber pokemon for keys, always a success when I give new tenants their keys aliexpress.com/item/Pikachu-Keychain-Pocket-Monsters-Key-Holder-Pokemon-Go-Key-Ring-Pendant-3D-Mini-Charmander-Squirtle-Bulbasaur/32831611819.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.27424c4d5K86jE

the best headlight I ever had, blows western overpriced branded shit right out the water aliexpress.com/item/BORUiT-1000LM-XM-L2-LED-Headlight-4-Mode-Zoom-Headlamp-USB-Rechargeable-Head-Torch-Camping-Hunting/32839262144.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.27424c4d3cIxaL

Why are chink inflatable boats so damn expensive? Literally hundreds of dollars for a decent one. It's just fucking plastic reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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These are too heavy for dirt ass cheap shipping.

perhaps plastic welding is expensive?

Quality assembly is hard to accomplish without leaks, why not just get a secondhand one?

Or perhaps a secondhand canoe or kayak?

For my use case only inflatables work. I already have one that I can just put it in my backpack and go to near lake on my bicycle and pump it up there (I also carry a pump on my bicycle's rear rack).

I want to upgrade to a bigger one, that's all.

Ah yeah, if you don't have a car that can be an issue.
Guess you'll have to buy one irl.

>user want to buy a bigger boat
>No, user, buy a car.
KEKSIMUS MAXIMUS

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You have issues reading I guess, I was referring to the boat obviously since that's the subject of the conversation you fag.

aliexpress.com/item/Penis/32838864842.html

what's a good sextoy/fleshlight for men ?

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I got an inflatable kayak from Lidl for 50€ and it's pretty decent. Doesn't come with a pump though, and even though it fits two people there's only one paddle.

From Jesus Disk Store, obviously.

yes it is

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aliexpress.com/item/Not-Dragon-Dildo/32783184436.html?

You're onto something here user, Jesus Disk Store can help you find Jesus for min $4, it's a bargain.

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>You have issues reading
>COMMA
>I guess
>DOT
>I was referring to the boat
COMMA
>obviously
COMMA
>since that's the subject of the conversation
COMMA
>you fag.

People on this site are needlessly mean-spirited.

How does the use of punctuation change the sentence here?
It doesn't change the meaning of it in the slightest.

hello I am very big man buying chink shit how ar eyou today I am fine thank you very much why are we complaining about language on the internet for all you know I am from India and do not have the proper english education thank you

I don't get it,

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Any recommended DAC/AMP for 50-80 USD?

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pls do not open dispute ,the post ofifce say the package is on its way ,pls have patient ,thanks for your understand :)

this came up in the exclusive member price thing

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>red Redmi Note 5
BOYS

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Ausfags are edgy

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How do you guise deal with the waiting?
Im so hyped already

user who previously got their egpu pice riser thing to work, can you help me? Mine wont turn on. Or advice from anyone would be appreciated.

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I'm here, what's up?

Did you give it power through a regular desktop PSU?

Yeah I have a desktop psu. Its running off of sata power, but the fans dont spin up or anything.

Clean your links user, they're filthy

If you are just wondering why the VGA doesn't power up when you switch on the PSU, it won't. You have to turn on the riser by turning on the laptop.

If that doesn't help either, try looking in the BIOS. Also have the monitor connected to the VGA card in the riser. Maybe try closing the lid too.

The way my setup work is that if I connect a monitor to the built in GPU and I turn the whole system on, both VGAs will be active and running. However if there is nothing connected to the built in GPU, it will not be active (Speccy will report 0 MHz clock speed).

Not sure what else I could tell, it literally just worked for me out of the box, didn't have to tinker around wind anything.

>Fuck using AliPay.
Why?

you need to turn the psu on manually by continuously shorting the green and adjacent black wires (wire or paper clip on ps_on and gnd), its not magical...

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Oh he meant the PSU's fans? Well then yes, you have to either short the green and one neighboring black pins, or just turn on your desktop computer regularly to give power to the riser.

Your car speakers?

Your home stereo system?

No my psu fans are fine. I was talking about the gpu fans. I got it to start spinning somehow, but it wasn’t recognized at all under device manager. Cant get it to spin again, but im gonna try fiddling with my bios.

Well, there could be a whitelist on the mini PCIe port, some laptop manufacturers do that to jew you in case you want to replace the built in WiFi card, so you'd have to buy an original replacement from them.

But if you could get it spinning, there might be a chance. There is an external monitor connected to it, right? If not, that might be an issue.