I want to buy erotic literature with my mom's credit card, do you guys think she will find out?...

I want to buy erotic literature with my mom's credit card, do you guys think she will find out?? She barely knows any english. I'm tempted.

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What kind of erotic literature are you even going to read that requires you buying it?
Is it physical doujins?

Get cash and buy a prepaid card.

You’re stupid

I didn't find it there..

It's a regular book with stories. Of course you can find many on the internet already, but that one seems hot.

I have a bank account with money, they said my card was good to go, but it doesn't work, so I don't know what to do anymore.

Don't be rude pls.

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Is it homo?

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Do it. And buy a lot. Post results. I'll patiently wait, OP

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Drain you mom’s bank account and buy erotic books

You can withdraw cash and buy a prepaid card, or do the smart thing and "yell" at the bank until they make your card valid.

o-of course not

that seems risky...

the books are cheap, that's not the problem, but if she finds out the content I'm kinda screwed.

I'm the type of person who autistically doesn't want to complain or create problems even when I'm in the right, but I agree with you user, this time I should just go there.

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>not homo
Not worth the risk then

You are perv you feel ashamed

You can just ask nicely. Tell them your problem, and if they cannot resolve it then withdraw some cash and purchase a prepaid card from a local supermarket.

>o-of course not
hmmm

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Are you me?

My phone got a crack and I got it fixed, but the repairguy bent the phone replacing it so the new screen wont lay flat to the phone. I dont want to go back and complain even though its ruined.

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If no pain, then no love. If no darkness, no light. If no risk, then no reward. It's all or nothing. In this damn world, it's all or nothing. C'mon OP. Get all the lewd before you lose your 'tude

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it's about [spoiler]feminization[/spoiler], which is semi-gay I guess

Thank you, I'll try that!

It sucks a lot sometimes, we should try to change that.

Fine..

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MHM...! I hope you get it soon friend. Have a nice day.

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Excellent. When will you be making your purchases, based OP?

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>feminization
top-tier fetish

Sometimes br cards don't work overseas because you need to "turn on international purchases"
You can do that even in the mobile application, just fiddle a bit and you will find it
Its better then using your mom's card, also get a paypal

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Tell a friend to buy the books and some random shit with her card and maybe even subscribe to some gay porn site.Make sure you are with your mother while your friend is using the card.That way you can say someone else stole her credit card info.

this week, I'm very curious to read it, I hope it's as good as I think.

and i-i'm not based really

it is, dubs confirm

hum, but it's on amazon, i think it should work, right?

even if I used her card, chances are she wouldn't notice it, so no need to risk it that much

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ebay and amazon purchases require that kind of unlock in your card, personal experience
I don't know why an international card needs that kind of enabling but ist there
Also you buying physical copies? Don't forget that amazon charges 2+ times the price of the product in shipping to our humble country
10$ simple purchase? Wow! Now get this 27$ shipping + 15 BRL in extra handling by our postal services and high change of doubling the charges because of random taxation

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Well I hope you find it thoroughly enjoyable.

And you made my morning a little more fun. That's based to me.

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Thanks for the advice, I'll go to the bank and try enabling everything.

I hope they don't tax it much considering is a book

How so??? Why are you so smug user?

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why dont you have your own card
are a a kid or what

I'm really not trying to be smug. I just happen to get a kick out convincing people to do little things that are morally ambiguous

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I get you... I guess it's fun to be convinced to try risky things

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Check the amazon page, you will be surprised how much we are unable to use its service
Consider ebay or other companies also, they usually have lighter shipping

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Just go and buy it
She'l never know

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That's the spirit!

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why are there so many Brazilians helping you buy erotic literature

It sucks how things are complicated here, never tried it before... I'll keep that in mind

Like, she wouldn't actually check the contents of the book, would she?? It's low risk, but still

People from Jow Forums are friendly in general I think, really nice board

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How would mommy react if she caught her "Son" drooling over feminization fetish erotica?

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I think I lost count of all the gay brazilians
Was it 4 or 5 now?

She is liberal, so she wouldn't get angry or anything. She might find it funny. Either way I would be humiliated for life, it would be a disaster.

i'm not gay really, maybe just a little bit, but mainly straight

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Is it straight feminization erotica?
Feminization in itself is pretty gay but I dont know what you are into

You really give a gay aura tho

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No, based on the posts in this thread, you aren't straight.
You aren't straight at all, user.

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There are only 2 other brazilians here besides OP and 7 americans
A lot of gay brazilians browse internets, we have tons of pedos too

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It is. It might get gay later on though, not sure. If it does, I'll just have to deal with that.

>You really give a gay aura tho
I'm really submissive, so maybe that's why you think that.

But I love girls!

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The brazilian with a spanish bf who hasnt posted in a while, the really gay cockslut one, the one who posts black and white photos, OP, and you are the ones I know of
Nuh uh, you definitely are gay, not just submissive
You may love women but you also crave cock

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if i'm really in the mood, and maybe have a mistress pushing me forward or something, I would be willing to do gay stuff, but normally i'm grossed out by guys, I swear to god spainanon.

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You're grossed out by hyper masculine gym bros
Your opinion on gay romance?I think it's the top tier of everything desu

Fucking gay brazilians confusing me I swear to god
No way you can be that submissive and not like cock, your posting style and images are top notch gayposts!

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It's not something I would take part in I think.

I admit I'm a little gay, but like, I would never have a bf over a gf. I like when girls are dominant.

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rreeeally
Do you not want to go and watch a movie with a cute boy, hold hands and share a kiss under the sunset?

m-maybe if he's cute

Youuu seem kinda cute

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thanks

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>with credit card
Make a paypal. I'm pretty sure that paypal lists the product(s) you buy as being purchased from paypal and not where you actually purchased it. Also if you are underrage please stop posting it's a rule.

Hey, I just call 'em as I sees 'em

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Who so much knowledge! Actually i'm not gay but my opinion won't matter much to you i think
I do post some gay comments from time to time but our internet personas don't reflet our true selves

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>our internet personas don't reflet our true selves
other way around
Freed from pressures, the anonymous nature of the board lets us say whatever we want. It's the truest form of the self, stripped of personas that make us more acceptable to our peers.
In other words, you're gay, and you should stop being gay.
That last bit also goes for you, you, and you.

Why not just get a job.

Do it, just do it.

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