>be me
>home for summer, approching final year of college, have an internship i can work remotely
>midway through summer, parents slap internet restrictions (pic related)
>me and my younger siblings are generally behaved, good grades too
>overhear convo between them
>remarks of how bad social media is
>"they can go get a book and read if they're bored"
>currently working around restrictions to complete tasks for internship
like why
child
Fucking boomers man.
hey man youre in the your final year of college just move out and make your own rules. Of course youd have to be financially independent. You could also talk to them about the fact you need to complete your internship preparation. Or you can put on an imageboard too, I guess.
is this a joke?
also
>this computer
do you not have your own?
how have you been going to college without your own?
i have my own laptop, but it got hit with the hammer, perhaps my dad on a management console sees it as a computer no different than a desktop and saw traffic passing through after hours. tethering still works atm
>"hey Dad, I'm 20 fucking years old and need to get work done. Can you enable the internet connection?"
Either I fell for a shitty LARP or you're one hell of an autist.
this
>a literal summerfag
>or you're one hell of an autist.
Kill them
Having sjw's as parents sucks
>print out some shitty bait and make a thread about it
You'll have to try harder than this, user.
This kind of shit is how school shooters are made. Tell them you'll shoot up a school if they keep it up, OP.
Your parents put pushpins in the fucking walls? You live in a hellhole with insane people and probably inherited their genes. If you're adopted leave if not kill yourself.
Have you tried reading a book instead of shitposting here.
>final year of college
More like final year of highschool, wartface
>management
what the hell kind of parents call themselves "management"?
also op you're a fucking tard if you can't even find one single way to bypass those restrictions, even if this is a larp
bypassing was not a problem, lol. how else would I be posting
>pushpins in the fucking walls
Why is that a problem, third-worlder?
Why would you want holes in your plaster? Especially in the US where there is so much asbestos.
>i can't be enough of a man to tell them i need internet access for work
>i can't be enough of a man to afford my own connection
>i can't be enough of a man to find my own damn place
jesus christ kys
your walls are either full of fucking holes or patched up all over the place with toothpaste or some shit and you're calling me a third-worlder? How about you talk to me when you don't live with your fucking parents mkay pumpkin?
Nobody uses fucking plaster nor asbestos anymore.
>your walls are either full of fucking holes or patched up all over the place with toothpaste or some shit
>How about you talk to me when you don't live with your fucking parents mkay pumpkin?
Projecting
>projecting
nope, good try tho
>dad calling himself "management"
>boomers
I suggest killing him and your mother and make it look like a murder suicide.
Plaster is a colloquialism as you well know. Also, obviously people dont use asbestos asbestos anymore but houses that are older than 30 years do exist.
Tether your laptop to your phone and play porn without headphones while you beat off loudly.
Then walk out of your room in your boxers, don't wait for your chub to go down, and drink out of the milk jug.
>Plaster is a colloquialism as you well know.
That's fucking stupid.
You may as well call a flashlight a torch or call booze piss.
Oh wait.
>Plaster is a colloquialism
No it's fucking not, at least not in America.
>houses that are older than 30 years do exist.
Asbestos has been regulated or banned far longer than that here.