I just wanna be a good normie christian boy to make my parents happy.I haven't expressed any interest in girls ever so sooner or later they will find out if I don't get a gf
How do I stop being gay
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Start by leaving Jow Forums and the internet which enabled you
Hmm? I never liked girls even when I was a kid
What do you mean by enabled though
christianity is a spook
gay love is pure!
But how can that be when my wife chino is so cute.
my parents are nice though
1. u stop looking at porn
2. u go outside for more than 5 minutes at a time
3. u stop posting on Jow Forums
But I do all that alreadyyyy
except for not posting on my favourite board r/banter
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>I haven't expressed any interest in girls ever
If this is true and not just your inner incel speaking, then you don't.
Suffer.
I think I like girls, just that I had a not good experience with them as a kid and as a teen so I don't like them now.
THE BETRAYAL
:)
I only LARP as him half the time though, the other time the filthy pedo is him
>I don't like them now.
ask some girl for a date, retarded incel
seriously it might be just bad experience, and nothing else
aaaaaaaAAAAAAA
I like Chinopore, he only says his catchphrase and thats it, plus he is pretty dedicated
My country pedo is far worse
I don't like anything about girls though, why would I ask one out?
heh
Yeah I know I don't hate him that much but he is really insufferable and unchanging on his stance about pedophilia
aaaaaaanything at all?
but how can that be
when my wife chino is so cute?
>My country pedo is far worse
true. he would be ok if he didn't post poop porn and wasn't so rude/racist :( .
That's what I wanna know, what do you like about girls? I think they are fake, two-sided, naggy, bitchy, annoying, etc etc
Or at least the ones in my cunt are
based and nicepilled
That's a weird way to spell lesbian love
Maybe teach them to be more accepting.
Yeah he is a fucking cunt
Makes me happy whenever one of my posts triggers him, one of the main reasons I gaypost now
It won't work for Azn parents
What do azn parents do when they find out their children have no gf?
> I think they are fake, two-sided, naggy, bitchy, annoying, etc etc
God forgive me but I think Ritsu and Normie might be girls. They match 100%.
As for girls, they are more open, compasionate, well normally that is, simply more nice and social on average which makes the whole game easier. Yeah, guys can be very very nice, but you'd have to go through autsmo layers, and even most of chads have that ingrained in the memebrane.
Though being more sociable turns girls more manipulative, and that I don't like.
Sudoku
Girls are more open and compassionate and more social? Can't say that's true here.
Also ritsu and normie are nice people once you get to know them.
Whenever I listen to what girls say it's all ramblings about other girls,
I can literally talk about shit and piss with guys and its all good, and autism isn't a big deal
>Whenever I listen to what girls say it's all ramblings about other girls,
>I can literally talk about shit and piss with guys and its all good, and autism isn't a big deal
topkek
and honestly one of my fantasies is to get a cute autismo shy guy to open up to me
Thats incredibly cute and based
thank
I dunno man I find girls insufferable
I have a girl as friends and chill though, but she is lesb, all the other girls are really bitches
The purest form of love.
Nice, but this is the whole point of our autism really. We talk about objects and to get shy guy to open up you gotta be really persistent and know what he is into. Which is fucking impossible to know unless you know him for a while already, right of the bat 2 guys can barelly hold conversation(if at all) about social stuff and you need that to learn things about them. Now imagine some shy boy always sitting by himself and not pushing communication at all, even finding him is a problem.
i promise you that im a boy! i might look like a lesbian but i have a dick
You look like a slut for nigger dicks
as a friend and she's chill*
But honestly, even if she was straight I wouldn't know what to think
She's cute, yeah
But love? I just can't see it...
I only see a cute boy exploring both his masculine and feminine side as my bf, and we really actually love one another...
When I think of girls I just can't relate it to love man.
The russian is right
We shy boys are way too fucking autistic to hook up normally, luck is the only way
And a small one at that
prove it
but black people would never black me.
>>>>>Implying many blacks wont fuck anything white that moves
smol dicks are a sign of holyness
eh... how do i do that?
That's me...
I'm shy as hell in real life...
But when it comes to other shy people I talk about everything under the sun with them to try and get them to open up
I..dunno...what...to...think.
okey yes i agree. many black people would want to fucc me. lets move on i really dont like talking about this :(
I believe in you bro even I could become happy so you can do anything GO FOR IT
If you want a cute boy you need to be strong and reliable, he is the bottom after all. You must be the top.
Gee I didn't know you dislike black people
God fucking dammit r*tsu is talking about niggers and getting blacked again
We get it OK? No need to fling your fetishes around.
i dont! its just that. idk want to seem too slutty
If you post another pic of yourself I swear to god I'm going to norway just to cut your attentionwhoring face off.
Ok, talk to me. Right now, about pretty much anything.
>flag
Maybe stop making yourself look like a woman.
i wont! probably...
i didnt alter my appearence in any way!
I wanna switch positions every once in a while though...
T..thanks
I'm going to try my hardest to like girls from now on and ignore their flaws, hopefully I suceed
ah okay
Eh?Well...okie.
What's your idea of a perfect day?
thanks for understanding. i want to be loyal. but also slutty. but i guess being loyal is much better and less degrading. also i get more real love out of it. so i try to slow down on the sluttiness
go for it bratan
Being Scandinavian is enough to make you look feminine, now go crazy and confuse males.
That's hard with a cute boy that is no fit to be strong.
C..cute...
You're slutty probably just because you are horny t b h
Being scandinavian doesnt make you look feminine, being a hapa does
Plus being a 170cm twink
im half scandi half asian. i guess im doomed to be fem. even my school friends joke about it
i am horny. i just want to feel good. but i need a someone to do it. so i get extra cheap because im desperate.
that's what makes it fun...eheheh
Tfw 3 inches taller than smollsu
comfy music :)
hapas are the stronk manly race :3
aw...don't be, if you're patient enough you'll find a bf that'll meet your needs, if you know what I'm sayin
i hope he is as horny as me
Fuck getting a gf, that’s only for the rich chads. Stick to body pillow, it’s pay one time, and no money needed on feeding another mouth.
How many times do you jack off a day?
lol
i used to do 1 everyday. but now its like 1 every 3 days. if i got a bf i do it as long as my bf wants to
You call that horny?
I would post more but I don't want to make abe angery lole
:)
oh okey. some people said i had a low libido. i guess that is true. i hope my bf gets lot of pleasure out of me
Why are all banterers so smol?
90% of people I know from here are below 180
Strong butt muscles maybe
Get in time with the trends, nowadays Scandinavians are good as traps too. But since he is half asian, it's a plus. So like he said, he is doomed to be a cute fragile boy.
Eh, so I kinda started thinking and it just overflown my own sperginess.
I'd rather say I'd just love to go for a run in the early morining and just get comfy and stay at home shitposting and watching f1/f2.
Fuck I can't even manage this one, answering abstract questions is haaaaaard.
My scandinavian genes made me tall, not feminine
Plus I grow a lot of face hair, it doesnt make any sense
H..Hey!
I'm a late bloomer, so I can grow maybe 2 or 3 more inches okay....
God I wish I lived in Norway
i want to train my butt muscles for the bois!
Norway is nice and comfy as heck. well aside from Oslo.
reee lanky dick measuring wierdos abusing NORMAL AND TOTALLY NOT SMALL banteres once again
My older brother is 172 and I'm 174 so I guess I won't be growing that much anymore :(
My sister is around 164.
Cringe
Over thinking autismos a cute
Good pick, I have to ask you just one more question.
Safety or Liberty?
Your name is quite cute so that makes up for it!
No u
Don't tempt me to move thereeee
Nah those are probably Med genes. Also being tall doesn't really make you manly.
in every street there are chocolate fountains and most middle class familes have a polar bear pet.
Is gay marriage legal in norway?
It certainly makes you less feminine
And med genes arent specially tall
No
Stay smol and cute
Do kegels
Smol
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Nah, but honestly short people are great
of course. it is Norway.
just say u want to be abstinent or a priest or something
noo I'll be 183 in 2 years you'll see
Unironically I wanna marry you(no homo of course)
But will you be happy? Will it make you happy doing this? Or only your parents?
Remember, you only have one life, you can't spend it making others happy at the expense of yourself, I mean you can, but that's no way to live...
Why go against the way that you were born, just love yourself OP.
kegels? i want to train with dildos and dicks :)
marry me? but you barely know me. i dont want to disapoint you or something bad like that
All that matters to me is a nice personality
As long as you don't have a disfigured face with a nice personality you're at least 7/10 to me fren
Good idea
Wow that sounds pretty gay man
Gotta sleep now good night
personalitiy is important. but what about interests?
>write a reply
>captcha fuck ups
thanks, moot
> Safety or Liberty?
both are cancer and ruining my semen slurping """sport"""
Anyway, Liberty, always. You can argue that it fucks people over all the time but I'm fucking sick and tired with people pushing regulations on everything, and ending up with having more and more regulations as a result to a point where you don't even recognize the thing that was there in the first place. Persuit of safety always ends like this.
Objective questions are kinda easy, but whats harder for you think of, objective one or abstract and subjectiv?
HUGE STRONK ROOSKIE
uh, nightey
Gas the Malay
have the boy fucked out of you, so you can become a good normie christian girl instead