Have you ordered your zozo suit yet?
It might look strange, but it ensures that clothes ordered online will fit. The Zozosuit lets customers make precise body measurements with only the help of a smartphone and some white polka dots.
Have you ordered your zozo suit yet?
Jacob Morgan
Xavier Clark
can it measure my dick?
Jose Ramirez
>it ensures that clothes ordered online will fit
does it give measurements that the user needs to match or are we in the glorious future where you upload your profile and get tailored clothes in the mail?
Kayden Sullivan
probably just picks the rack size that is as close as possible to your measurments, would be interesting to stretch it in weird ways and see what they send when your calves are wider than your torso
John Allen
>are we in the glorious future where you upload your profile and get tailored clothes in the mail?
Yes
John Allen
>Buy bozosuit
>Can't fit in
Oversized clothes is it then.
William Barnes
Looks like the dots are a couple inches apart, so no
Jose Jenkins
How the hell do you preorder this? I tried even going to the Japanese site but there's no button or link to preorder one of these.
How much does it actually cost? It can't be just 200¥ like they advertise
Hunter Phillips
>botnetsuit
Levi Anderson
wow this is great! now the Government and my favourite companies can track every inch of my body and get a full scan of my biometrics!!
Jeremiah Hill
thats right you fucking basedboy poltard, get fucked in the ass baby cause nwo is a cuming all over your face.
Ethan Williams
>tfw the government knows about your pepperoni nipples
Easton Garcia
hahahaha oooooooh! somebody call the burn squad because OP just got rooooasted~!
Jose Russell
Oh shit
Jordan Collins
nah, government doesn't care about how avg your pee pee lenght is.
they want women to use this so they can snipe algorythmically perfect 10/10 bitches and stalk and sex them.
basically.
Jaxson Edwards
>clothes ordered online
Who the hell does that? Go to the store and try them first!
Isaac Sanchez
if you buy clothes online or with a credit card they already know how fat you are
Camden Jones
why the fuck would i do that when i can order online, try it on at home and then return it for free?
Alexander Lopez
lol
Bentley James
Because your procedure takes you a couple of days at least. And I don't think you'll be able do this infinitely. At some point you'll get blacklisted.
Colton Wright
>caring whether your clothes fit
Angel Cook
>And I don't think you'll be able do this infinitely. At some point you'll get blacklisted.
nope, they build it into the price of the shipping
Brody Hughes
Lol, god luck with that. I prefer going to the store, pick everything I want, then go to the change room. Also sometimes a piece of clothing looks nice when you look at it, but when you try it out you realise it's not that great. Also you can't feel the material it's made of.
Thomas Jones
it's really awkward especially so when you're buying clothes of the opposite sex
Leo Gray
Yeah, well, I think people like those should be euthanized.
Austin Morales
bitch please
Mason Murphy
so you'd rather have people who do it openly without caring
Ryan Allen
What? I don't understand what you mean.