/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Taobao, Gearbest, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/bUJ3VGM

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf
In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/bUJ3VGM

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>Lost News
• user is happy to get a 32gb shark
• user tries getting a custom Genesis cart made keep us updated!
• user tries out a Putin card
• user gets chinked • user wants a side cutter this retard used it to cut something else
• user shows off his new mechanical watch
• user receives Kurt and Bowie minifgis
• user bought a travel wash bag
• user gets new flints
• user has a BT Speaker with a AK47 printed on its sides
• user posts mountain of chink shit

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Other urls found in this thread:

aliexpress.com/item//32402101453.html
warosu.org/g/thread/S66772798
mymemory.co.uk/integral-120gb-p-series-5-sata-iii-ssd-drive-560mb-s.html
banggood.com/collection-6319.html?bid=44956&utmid=4251&rmmds=home-top-bBanner
aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20180719003756&SearchText=muji
aliexpress.com/item/2018-Xiaomi-Mi-Flora-Monitor-International-Version-Digital-Plants-Grass-Flower-Care-Soil-Water-Light-Smart/32835348205.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>News
• Some AliExpress allow paypal payments
• user turns his Suzuki into a firetrap with Chink lights
• user on the lookout for a chinkcopter the Eachine VISUO XS809S is within your price range and reviews mention it has about 20mins flight time
• user got his IEM case and foam tips
• user inspects his laptop battery
• user keeps track of chink batteries in excel sheet
• user tells a story of how a DHgate seller sent him a broken bong
• user reviews a bunch of stuff

• user does in-depth review of Tecsun radios other user suspects he's reviewbrah
• user overpays for 32gb Redmi Note 5 on Amazon as others point out
• user's new Zuk Z2 Plus but it keeps losing phone signal
• user's X220 battery arrived
• user is surprised by the quality of his chink gel pens
• Putin card seems fine so far in user's dash cam

Previous thread

$15 chick shoes?

Should I buy the yeelight LED strip or just a simple LED strip and then make it "smart"?
I want something for when I watch movies or anniemay. Since I've got a RGB bulb, I imagine that the integration with the strip would be better, but I'm open for discussion.

-_- chink*

This OP is a mess

Anyone got the Dibea D18 for cheaper than 99$ on gearbest?

I really want a small vacuum cleaner.

I figure i might as well get something new for my hamstero again. Its been over a year since i got her that comfy bed.

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But without the discord how would I get my daily dose of unironically autistic conversation from people too stupid to use irc?

how long do these faggots live anyway

wow harsh man

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i'm just wondering how long does a small animal like that live

This is a long shot, but anyone have experience with apartment video intercom systems of Ali Express or elsewhere? I need one with 4 units and a video, crime is on the rise in the area.

Anons who have bought chink LED light strips - any recommendations, perhaps listings? I honestly feel a bit lost here.
Secondly, any recommendations for brightest USB/battery powered lamp. Looking for anything small and bright, pic related-like or DOT-IT clones, anything goes.
Thanks!

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2 to 2.5 years if you lucky.
Might buy a burdo next or just stick with my fishes that last longer.

aw did i just remind you of its iminent death

I bought Xiaomi yeelight strips and am happy with them

I'm not the same user you quoted, I'm But don't you feel like the density of LEDs is too low? The yeelight strip has like 30 LEDs/m while you can easily find strips with 144 LEDs/m for a reasonable price.
The only issue would be integrating, but there seem to be some controllers with wireless config.

Just got this watch, but I can't figure out how the hell I remove some of the links on the band to tighten it. I can't see any pins to push out.
>tfw brainlet

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I have that one on the pic.

Its alright, not brightest light ever(about as bright as any generic cheap flashlight) but it does its job considering it was dollar or two. I added on/off switch to it, and made the rotating clip thing stiffer with drop of superglue. And it has lasted me few years so theres that.

Anyone tried these Microdrive SD cards? I just need a cheap 8 GB one, and this seems okay.
aliexpress.com/item//32402101453.html

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Here?

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Long lasting archive link to the previous thread:

warosu.org/g/thread/S66772798

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Thanks f󠀨󠀨a󠀨󠀨m, that was it. Not all of the links have them though, which seems kinda strange.

Based.

Any recommendations for a rechargeable flashlight? Okay with spending a few extra dollars for a decently built one.

It's enough for my usage

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my belt and knife are here!

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Two different ways to commit suicide

that looks radical

At least you are self-aware

Thanks anons!

what's the best 128gb SSD I could get running 24/7?

also, another 180gb too, since I lend mine to a friend, I need two SSDs, one 180gb and another 120 or so, the first can be the cheapest one, the second must be a good one that will handle 24/7.

Anyone got the Bluedio t5s and can tell me if they're chink crap or good value? They're on a pretty good sale atm and I want them

>got my case for the Xiaomi Mi A1
>phone's not here yet
what do you call this feel?

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Are smart watches good for helping you with your schedule and setting reminders? Are they worth it? What's the best cheapo one?

Thanks

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How autistic will a chink paracord bracelet make me look?
Recommend me some other bs to wear on my wrist

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Same feel I got when I got a condom at 17 and didn't end up having sex until I was 21.

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you have the porns, but you don't have a device to watch it

>got a condom at 16
>25 and still on my wallet
h-haha

im looking for a minimalist bag to put my water bottle and portable charger for pokemon go community day, any recommendations?

i'm also going to japan because im a weeb and i found out that they dont take cards so i have to get a new wallet that actually holds cash and coins, any recommendation?

They expire you know?

It's expired and you should never keep them in your wallet. Imagine losing your virginity and immediately having to pay child support for 18 years.

>implying I fuck women
shiggy

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Need a good mic or headset with mic, can someone recommend me something good and cheap. Table mic would be cool also

Need the link of the pens.

You can get bootleg Vans hi tops on taobao for $10, but might not be within your price range after shipping fees

That's normal for watch bracelets, not all of the links should be removable

anyone got any recommendations for a smaller sized backpack?
I don’t need it for books and laptop just like a tablet and a pistol

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Hello. ¿Do you can suggest me some ic recorder or voice recorder? Please, thanks.

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tigernu or xiaomi, maybe mark ryden

Exactly as autistic as wearing any sort of bracelet will

Nice, laughed too hard

Hey cunts, respond to me

How cheap? Samson Go is good for $40, audiotechnica AT2020 is good for 89

I got a chink multi-fuel camping stove, don't have a picture since work posting. It was the "BRS-8" but there's a bunch out there with the same design.

One of the legs was a bit loose and wobbly, not a big deal. Otherwise it's built ok. The gas line sticks out a little and I think that would be the failure point since the flexible gas line gets bent there when you're folding it up. Other than that no real complaints about build quality.

If you want to use butane canisters you have to buy another $5 adapter. You have to use matches or some other external ignition source to light it. Very easy with butane or propane. With liquid fuels it's a little more tricky since you have to use a firestarter or something to heat up the fuel as it goes flame. Can be a little messy if you spill fuel so don't set it down on some dry grass or something.

I've tried burning alcohol and kerosene through it. Seems to work ok, but can be a bit fiddly to get it lit. Kerosene works but is SUPER sooty and there was black soot all over everything. I also burned a bunch of grass and shit under it trying to get it lit. I don't recommend using the "heavier" fuels unless you have no other choice.

Conclusion: Probably wouldn't rely on this to save my life or anything, but for $50usd it's pretty cheap for multi-fuel.

>mfwihnfwiktfb

ANSWER YOU SLUTS

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I guess it really depends on your expectations if they're a good value or not. While I do not have the T5S, I have the T4S, T3, and A2. Bluedio's sound signature is mostly warm with a little, very, very tiny bit of sparkle in the treble and recessed mids. The ANC on all of their products sucks, it completely sucks out all the mid bass and leaves it sounding dry. The passive noice cancelling is good enough, anyways. If you are accostumed to better headphones (even Superlux sound better) you probably won't be satisfied, if you only want something simple to listen to music, then go ahead, they are dirt cheap. My reccomendation is still something from Superlux, new fake HM5 earpads and a Xiaomi bluetooth adapter, it's slighty more expensive but it's worth it.

I’ve only had a series 1 Apple Watch. It was pretty great in every way except the battery life totally sucked.

Any digital multimeter recommendations?

Shoulder bag with chinky name brand I wish I had seen before buying it.

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What's the program called that you guys are testing your micro sd cards on?

CrystalDiskMark

h2testw for verifying capacity

Get him a gf :3

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Can anyone recommend me an android watch that I can use to check discord messages? No phones allowed at work...

i feel bad for that foos table.

don't you think they'd also ban smartwatches that work the same as phones

you'd think so
but they haven't yet

Use your phone.

maybe with a mic attachment

If you are looking for chinks like KingDian or Steadfast? don't
Look, for example, here: mymemory.co.uk/integral-120gb-p-series-5-sata-iii-ssd-drive-560mb-s.html

Anyone have thoughts on Banggood's annual gardening sale? There's some cool things like grow lights, reflective film, etc.

banggood.com/collection-6319.html?bid=44956&utmid=4251&rmmds=home-top-bBanner

Wondering if any of these items might be worth getting. I think it might be fun to do some cheap gardening in the corner of my room.

>I think it might be fun to do some cheap gardening in the corner of my room.

GoodBang convinces user to become a weed farmer.

All jokes aside, you don't think that sounds nice? They sell little bonsai tree seeds too.

Any good switchblades/places to buy them? AliExpress don't have any and I don't trust Gearbest

pretty sure they are by the brand muji (japanese). ordered some of 0.5 pens myself and are writing with 0.35 right now. the japanese are truly superior when it comes to pens that don't smear.

aliexpress.com/wholesale?catId=0&initiative_id=SB_20180719003756&SearchText=muji

i'm a muji fanboy btw. they hire known designers for their products but don't disclose on who designed what.

>buying chinkshit
>ever

Get out pajeet

>buys chinkshit
>calls others pajeets

the digitizer on my lenovo zuk z2 broke. fix it or buy a new phone? is there a good budget phone that is comparable to the zuk?

Good opportunity to waste money killing bonsai trees. But for real, buying seeds or any living organism online and shipping it internationally is a bad idea user. Biosecurity is important.

Stupid faggots buying glass terrariums and marimo moss balls on AliExpress are going to introduce an invasive species and fuck everything up. Pic related.

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The point wasn't the seeds but the grow equipment, user. Besides, being securely sealed indoors, it's unlikely I will be spreading anything.

why is BangGood a dick about what shipping method they are using, this shit is worse than Seller's Shipping Method or Yanwen on AliExpress.

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I just received my first /csg/ package, and it was from them. I don't believe they gave me the tracking code until the package landed in Canada, but it moved from Canada to the other side of the US and to my state in about a day's time. I can't recall when it became available, but it came quickly either way. No issues whatsoever.

I have that grill

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Continue then friend happy childhood be careful

Xiaomi Mi Flora Monitor has been on my wishlist for awhile. Only $20 to turn desktop plant into IOT chink botnet!

Did i make any mistakes?

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One search yielded it at $12-$15 right now on Ali Expression my dear friend. aliexpress.com/item/2018-Xiaomi-Mi-Flora-Monitor-International-Version-Digital-Plants-Grass-Flower-Care-Soil-Water-Light-Smart/32835348205.html

Perhaps now we shall not destroy biosecurity of USA??

Just ordered a TCSunBow ssd. How fucked am i?

what kind of transformer does that LED strip require?

> Bluedio T5S.

Weird, this product doesn't exist for me. I only see T4S and T5.

12 volt