You can only post in this thread if your nation's average dick size is BIGGER than that of the United States (I think...

You can only post in this thread if your nation's average dick size is BIGGER than that of the United States (I think it is 5.1 but let's say 5.3 just to avoid the screeching) AND your countries average IQ is higher than the United States (98)

Saying things like "but I live in Vermont", "but muh dick is huge", "if it wasn't for niggers..." etc.

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You know, usually i don't read these posts... No, I never read them because I already see they're garbage and they are wasting my time. Ironically, I usually waste time of other people myself because I like to write stupidly big texts even though the meaning of it could be written in, let's say, 4 letters and a semicolon. Maybe that's just my kind. Maybe I'm just extremely hyperactive and can't stop typing because the whole text runs through my mind with the speed of light. Maybe I'm just a fucking Autist. I, myself, would call this an art though. The art of extracting small texts into big, mainly useless, texts. It's an art which isn't hard to learn or isn't hard to do, it simply takes a little time and passion. Not even creativity is demanded because, sometimes, you can just extend what you want to say. Add a phrase here, add a phrase there. Every phrase is related to the phrase before and there's never a big change of the topic. In the end you have a massive text which simply wants to express the 4 letters "tl" and "dr" with a semicolon dividing (can you say dividing? It's not a colon, haha) them. Maybe you can do this too once, but I wouldn't recommend it because it's, how I already said (or think I said, maybe even I forgot that I didn't say it), a massive waste of your, mine, him, her... Let's say, everyone's time! Cheerio and have a good night, or day. Timezones differ. It's evening here right now. I say good evening. Because I know that it's true for me.

Saying things like "but I live in Vermont", "but muh dick is huge", "if it wasn't for niggers..." etc. is not a valid reason to post ITT*

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6" when I'm really fucking horny
5.5" for normal horny
IQ is 123 or some stupid number that is within 2 standard deviations and not that great

>Ugay thinks Americans have to listen to any europeans
lol
I bond burgered your mother

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I’m 6+ and live in the south it’s not hard to be above 98+

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7 inch dick here ama

Its bait you lardos

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