What's it like getting a cock up the bumhole

what's it like getting a cock up the bumhole
i wanna buy a dildo
are you actually able to cum just from the dildo?

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Die faggot

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based

>Posts anime

I bet it hurts like buggery

Depends on how sensitive you are if you can only cum from prostate stimulation.
I never tried it though, but it seems nice

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no

cute voice btw

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BOY ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?

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did i make u blush

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You made me cringe. If my voice sounds cute, you must be pretty desperate. Please go talk to a woman before you do something you'll never be able to take back.

women can't fuck me like a man can

and you shouldn't sell yourself short like that canada, your voice sounds lovely

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kongou is cute

Yes and what a faggot you are

also butt stuff feels good would recommend

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cute voice ivan...

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nice voice qt

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where's the german dude that bought that massive dildo recently
he never posted again did he shove it up his ass and die

Eheheh
Okay though cutie...

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please post that character one more time so I can report you for avatarfagging
based

Me when I hear your voice

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post more vocaroos i like your voice

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fuck off creepy scottish incel

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Enough! It's time to kill you all!

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I cast a magical shield spell on myself plus pic related

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Not before I cast (pic related)
Sweet okay I'll kill you

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don't worry user it's not the size that counts it's what you do with it

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So I come to Jow Forums and try not to be gay.
But this is literally first thread and next one is about a bottle of cum.
Jow Forums what are you doing with me? I don't want other people to think I have no personality other than being a faggot(even though I really don't have one). Can you please stop being gay for a day or at least concentrate gayposting in one thread?

yes you can cum from prostate stimulation only
try fingers first, its more about precision than size
don't buy retarded sized dildoes, 6 is more than enough for everything, 7 might be too big
use lube, waterbased
shave ass if you're hairy so hair won't get stuck in wrong places

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oi im not scottish
please post more voice clips qt

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>don't buy retarded sized dildoes, 6 is more than enough for everything, 7 might be too big
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personal experience, duh

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You are discriminating against big dicked lads

It would just take shitloads of time to fit something that big if it even fits. No offence, smaller ones are just practical.

play 100% OJ with me and I will

>It would just take shitloads of time to fit something that big if it even fits. No offence, smaller ones are just practical
STOOOOP
Dont tell the truth, just tell me lies so I feel better

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> just tell me lies
I would love to suck that thing though.

daddy

what happens if i litetally just bought oj and i have no idea how to play?

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That's good, it means it's easier for me to win.

And fail miserably?

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nah i'll just have to beat you with my natural superiority at vidya

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does that mean you'll play?
Can I post a game?

You sound fat
Reminds me of Chris Chan's voice

this thread is so lewd and gay i think i'll pass out

Ikr

i cant rn :(

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fucking faggot
I guess if you really wanted to be a piece of shit though you could've told me to host a game and then not joined though. So thanks for that.

I dont know what makes it so easy to tell but Im 100% sure he is a fatso
Just like with you and your hilariously latino voice kek

oh well, i uh
i really want to try deepthroat fucking tbqh

i am fat, good job.
you should become a detective or something, you can tell if someone is fat from their voice

You sound like you're having a hard time speaking and breathing, so it's not that hard to tell.
Lose some weight, fatty.

i dont want to :(

I couldn't tell that you're fat. I live in Canada so people that are so fat they have trouble speaking and breathing are rare. I can tell that you're gay though, which you should stop being.

*which you should stop being - when you're fat.

i could honestly care less desu, whether im fat or gay, half the people on Jow Forums are, plus im okay being that way,
im gonna go now so i don't clog up this thread or hijack it, see ya B)

no.
Not being fat would also be good though. Probably more important than not being gay, come to think of it.

But is my voice sexy?

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stop being fat faggot
just pick one

And you should lose weight
Unironically, its for the best your health matters
Well starting with my size wouldnt be a pleasant introduction to it I bet

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Its a good voice and I bet it sounds sexy to many, but its just funny to me lad

biggest i sucked was 18, never done the fucking part though

>I bet it sounds sexy to many,
You think

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Stop trying to be overly nice

It could have the latin lover appeal to many women I guess
Girth would matter the most in that situation so its not very clear

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Fuck off nigger retard scumfuck braindead niggerloving sibling fucking mountain kraut
That better?

test

Oh yeah, hate is my lube.

I'm too goofy to be a lover

Tears are my aphrodisiac
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sexy gardener?

Stop being gay.

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thats why i never tried it really
need someone stable for that, won't trust some random dude

better hurry up

>mlp
better go back
seriously though I lost all hope already

go to a city instead of remaining in the siberian wastes

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no

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idk man theres a g-spot there if youre a guy

Trust for what?
No anal tearing and overall abuse?
Sexy luchador?

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Yes call me bane

Ok, real talk. who here has actually taken a dick in the butt? the truth will set you free.

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>Trust for what?
i don't think i want to talk about that

I wont keep on pressing then