In airport security checkpoint

>in airport security checkpoint
>TSA agent demands that i power on my laptop
>say that i am well within my rights to leave it off
>he insists
>i still refuse
>he tells me i will be arrested if i don't
>a sly grin comes across my face
>"whatever you say, officer"
>laptop boots up
>the hard drive is encrypted
>"i'm afraid i don't remember the password"
>the TSA agent is speechless
>"TSA agent finna bout to get dabbed on!"
>other passengers erupt into applause
>richard stallman is there
>he looks at me and says "you alright" and we fist-bump
>hear female TSA agent say "he cute!"

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you forgot you dabbing!

>wake up
>remember i will never actually travel internationally
>also the laptop is only encrypted because of the terrabytes of MLP futa porn

>finna bouta
do whyte bois really say this?

>get denied entry
>or arrested if you are burger.

I always ask myself what the state of mind is for someone making these kind of threads.

desu im just too hungover to work on my thesis so im shitposting on various boards until i'm able to eat something again

So your entire waking hours are spent by doing nothing other than shitposting between meals?

You forgot the part where you got your dick sucked and George Washington gave you a medal of honor.

today yeah

hello /tv/. original kinoplex version is much better.

Why would encrypt that, it's wallpaper material.

>"TSA agent finna bout to get dabbed on!"
>finna bout

"finna" means "gonna" so your sentence roughly translates to "TSA agent gonna about to get dabbed on!"

please fucking slang right this really grinds my gears

It's mocking nigger babble.

the "be" can be omitted in ebonics.

They can't demand that you unlock it. The best they can do is drop an ncase on it and give you the laptop back.

I've been in the presence of my holy lord. RMS the Almighty.

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Our lord has reached his finial form. It is upon us.

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>gives the same presentation over and over and over

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>>TSA agent demands that i power on my laptop
Enlighten a yuropoor. Is this a meme? I've heard people talking about it but can't tell whether they're joking or not.

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>doesn't know how to search the web
>the absolute state of Jow Forums

did he check if that projector uses free firmware? the light control in that room is probably running on a proprietary system, did he check before stepping into the light? did he allow you to take pictures with your proprietary camera?

Sometimes they make you turn it on to prove that it's actually a working electronic device and not a bomb.

Before they got pissy about liquids, I remember a Canadian customs guy made me drink some of my soda to prove it wasn't actually a bomb.

To clarify, TSA has never made me actually log in/unlock/decrypt any of my devices, but I haven't traveled internationally in a while. I have a trip to Canada coming up but I'll be driving.

if you're going to bomb an airplane, might as well drink some toxic fluids before boarding.

>in airport security checkpoint
>TSA agent demands that i power on my laptop
>click power
>boots into a seemingly normal ""windows"" (actually arch with plymouth + a camo pack + the default wallpaper) partition in my secondary hdd because i didn't held down the secret key

>be at an airport
>they ask me to power it on
>press the button, boots to ubuntu desktop
>they don't care
>I shut the lid and they wave me through
Stop being such a sperg. The number one rule of travel outside your home country is that you need to bring a thin client with you and just pull important files off your home server. You do have a home server, right?

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