Inagine a thick slimey snake squeezing its way into your boy punani and its tongue tickling your prostate

inagine a thick slimey snake squeezing its way into your boy punani and its tongue tickling your prostate

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No, and why? And thinking about stuff like this, are you frustrated with something? Lack sexaul contact or something? i can't help you but if you just want to talk i'm going to hear user

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I have the urge to buy a gwyndolin cosplay

i meant like wholesome gwyndolin-posting, not this lewd stuff, man

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gwyndolin a cute

no homo

Post boisnake pussy

>we wont invade your spaces we swear!
>just let us be normal!
the sandniggers have the right idea for you sodomites

you are bald

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prove it

based brony /)

fuck

VEG id

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die

awoo

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I would like to crossdress but I'm just missing the will to actually do so. I don't want to shave because my skin is getting pimples when I do and I don't know shit about waxing and takes too much time. I don't know shit about makeup and never use skin cleanser.
And all that shit just to try looking cute in female clothing which you will probably never wear outside of your home?
Maybe my body is perfect for it but it's just too time-consuming.

hah fag

i wish i had a snakes or a tail so i could fuck my own ass
im not gay tho

dr pathetic

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post
i never knew i needed this until now desu

same

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> I don't want to shave because my skin is getting pimples when I do and I don't know shit about waxing
Buy an epilator, they are like 30€
>I don't know shit about makeup and never use skin cleanser
Tutorials online I guess
>And all that shit just to try looking cute in female clothing which you will probably never wear outside of your home?
If there are any cons where you live you could go
Who knows, may be a good way to hook up if you look good, men(and women) love it

I have a little bigger hips and my shoulders arent that broad

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(posted from handy with mobile data, so other id)
maybe i'm just dellusional

very cute
your arms aren't hairy at all so i guess you're not that hairy

they're pretty hairy but you can't see it well because i have blonde skin hair. also the camera i used is pretty bad. I have quite much hair on the back and tummy, extreme amount on ass and legs.

Cute!
You are like the oposite of my frame, friendly swiss namesake

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Tranny Amei

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BAsed quads

at least you're not a literal ape like me

poor snek tbqh

tits or gtfo

made a pic of them but that's just too lewd even for me.

you made me choke on mustard you piece of shit
now my nose is on fire

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If you post tits Il post tummy

but... i'm flat-chested!
you wouldn't like them!

do it!!!

I'm joking, plz don't, I don't wanna post

no, sorry hehe
It's really a little too much.
but post tummy anyway

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What's this thing underneath my pants? And why is getting big? OwO

Haha no

plis
even if you're a fatty or extremely hairy or whatever you could shame yourself for, it's a good fun
draw something on your tummy as well

also saging because the thread is pretty garbage and should die pretty quickly with the pic i posted

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untrue and wasted
i was ironically shitposting
>fat spanish pedo

I didn't even reply to this, wait.
>Buy an epilator, they are like 30€
Maybe I will. Won't be actively looking out for one though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>Tutorials online I guess
I hate beauty Youtubers, they always seem so narcissistic.
>If there are any cons where you live you could go
Well, it'd be weird, definitely. For me.
>Who knows, may be a good way to hook up if you look good, men(and women) love it
I doubt that.

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Im 195cm and 73kg
Literally a walking skeleton fuck off amei
Your ass is fat not me uwu

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>Your ass is fat not me uwu
wheres proof

Not fat nor hairy, just don't want it saved

Not going to take a pic now but if you have seen or find my dickpics you can clearly see Im a skelly

faggot

fat faggot

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come on my pic is riskier because i posted my whole torso and am more recognizable because there are only 2 swissposters here. if they see a canadian poster they won't recognize you. And it's just the tummy, come on >.>

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>fat
prove it

Nice to see the faggot part is clear
As for proving the fat part, I just need the russian to stumble upon this thread you tsundere thiccboi

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Im not gay

Wait are you N?

Yes

maybe i am
(but pretty shit character tbqh)

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Six Six Eight Seven Zero Three Two

Fag

Lole you know what I mean

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don't... shoot please
why

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no u

Uhh so I took a pic

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Boys need loving.

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post :)
i could need a hug rn

FUCK OFF katsa

I'll hug you if you're nice and I can trust you...
Who?

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c'mere

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Your jewish tricks wont fool me
katsa: a jewish secret agency
what youre doing is a PSYOP

Okay user.
If I'm small and cute I'm the ideal agent.

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We dont have to be mean
Just stop calling me ssp and were good, I dont dislike you b-baka

>sick spanish pedo
perro caca

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Ahhh I don't wanna I know itl get saved
Do you have a discord or something??

Meanie
Im a strong and independent black woman, errrr I mean big dicked white guy

I don't speak Spanish Jose.
Just post it :3c

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fuck you ive been refreshing the page for 10mins now you'll have to post it or give me the discord

just post it don't be a pussy
even if it gets saved, what's the worst that can happen? it's an anonymous board.
Do you think the canadian government will search for the person who posted his tummy on Jow Forums? checking tummies of all 36 million people living there?

Fine you bullis, don't save or Ima find you

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Rood Saudi.
Don't push him like that he'll get scared.
Don't be rude too!

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cute but why use filters?

saved
fatty

Fuck I feel like the swiss has become the official bant N***
I cant compete

I'm paranoid that someone will know me, kinda stupid but whatever
How much do you think I weigh?

He's not fat, you're mean.
I wanted to ask that too... It's blurred after the filter for some reason

another twink for the r/banter twink folder

180

Now the rest of you post tummies too :3c

>I'm paranoid that someone will know me, kinda stupid but whatever
If you're not a celebrity you don't have to fear anything.
Are you a celebrity?

why is this board so gay

Try 125ish
I mean someone I know. Unlike you, theres a lot of Canada posters on /bent/ and especially the whole site

Also fuck you all for saving
>:^(

damn thats pretty cute

I'm not posting anything of mine but have this random Jow Forums Greek ass

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t.likes dick
That's a pretty bad ass

true

yeah a few squats a day wouldn't hurt him

Post 8 inch dicc
Unless you arent my belgian rival but a completely different poster

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