SEGWAY SHOES FINALLY REVIEWED; THE SEGWAY FOR YOUR FEET!

Wow! I love spam and shilling in Jow Forums! I really, really come to Jow Forums to be offered consumer tech products, and I want to thank the OP for posting this!

>people don't even know how to walk in America
I'll wait for that jewtube video of the black kid who accidentally sends one flying from under his foot, when he eats shit on the sidewalk, into the door of a parked lambo on melrose, then gets chased around by an overweight balding attorney who is later shamed as being a cis-gendered white male privileged nazi racist, etc. etc.

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Friendly reminder to report retarded shit e-celeb threads like this

If you're absolutely dead-set on posting a video of these retards who cater to 12 year olds, make webms and upload them. Don't give them views.

What a shit review. I had to jump in to the middle of the video to see her put on the fucking shoes, which is odd because bitches don't delay on changing footware. Then, when she finally uses the product, she fucks off and the video ends. She doesn't even 'try' the product and to try test its limitations/applicability. Basically, she's a whore who wanted to put her face in front of the camera for a good 10 minutes and wanted a reason to do so that makes it appear as though she's not a cam whore.

Also, we already have electric roller skates.
>Another step closer to hoverboards!
What does the word "hover" mean to you? Because I'm a 90s kid and whenever I see that word, I think of it's original meaning and not some shitty marketing bs for segways.

>going 15 mph down a nice residential street
This proves nothing.

Electric bicycles would be a better investment, you can go anywhere on a bike.

>tfw we are getting closer to the wing road

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tfw no gf

wow and now we got the electric bike shills invading this peaceful electric shoe thread. Drive your electric bike in a lake and let me know how going everywhere went.

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>electric bike shills
Imagine being this upset that someone criticized your electric heelys.

Electric bikes are fucking trash. Die.

Imagine being so far into big electric bike's pockets that you have to mention them in any alternate transportation thread.

>hey guys we finally invented teleportation
>"yeah but it only takes you to places where as you can go everywhere with an electric bike"

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>Another step closer to hoverboards!

fuck you, shill
you think cutting off the ends of a skateboard and putting a shitty motor in there is comparable to antigravity?
eat shit, fucking retard

electric skateboards are cooler

I've literally never posted about electric bikes before.
Also if you're going to jerk about alternative transportation and not be pragmatic, go back to /n/

Did I end up on /toy/?

dude, do a google image search for "hoverboard"

I honestly can't wait

drive off on your electric bike. im sure itll take you to any thread where you can mention electric bikes again

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I can't wait for the vids of people getting fucking wrecked on these shits

youtube.com/watch?v=kVbtVQ2BXvs

cringe

first linus shills now this. fuck you Jow Forums

Why are we making this when roller skates, including ones that attach to shoes or fold into them, are well within the realm of possibility? Skates are probably actually easier to use than this.

Get back to me when they are like sketchers but motorized you elevator shoe autist.

I don't care about this stupid "technology" at all but I wanna fuck the girl. Anyone else feel this way?

>underage

Most shit we talk about on Jow Forums are toys

>Incelposting

>Jow Forums
do people not realize people are literally being paid to post these threads?

What happened to these?

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you can still buy them but they only come in 12 year old sizes

Those women are absolute thots.

no they aren't you incel.

rare pic of segway shoes prototype

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/thread

Whoa, awesum! Good job on the review!

those are roller blades fag

>analog skates

fuck off, grampa

[sensible sniff]

>blades
incels are not allowed to post

Why don't they attach to your feet?

>I really, really come to Jow Forums to be offered consumer tech products
That's literally 25% of this board for the last 10 years.

KEKE

Another erection. Oh bother...

BRAAAP

Jow Forums has a fetish for cheap toys

I had no idea electric bikes where a thing before this thread but am now strongly considering buying one
thanks faggot

Do you know about these? youtu.be/TcsK3k0PC2Y
They are actually useful unlike that basedtech OP posted. Get up to 30 mph.

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S O Y tech

no