Hey, Jow Forums. I work in an office and my asshole co worker logged into my computer as admin and fucked with my resolution settings and made my apps look weird. I fixed it by going back to a restore point, my question is what can I do to him now? I’m mildly annoyed and also have admin privileges on his computer but do not have time to think of a prank. Help?
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reformat his drive in BIOS
You can make him use an alternative operating system
Bonus: only set up Foss repositories
trigger a bitshift :)))
Install gentoo on his computer
When I want to fuck with people I:
- reset their password
- deactivate their user
- set up a PS script to randomly restart or turn off their PC
If you want to be /delightfully devilish/, put an Autohotkey script in the windows task scheduler that jiggles the mouse about and does doubleclicks at random times. Make sure to use #NoTrayIcon
chmod -x chmod
Put child porn on his computer
Now that's what I call quality prank.
Can donate some
Alias ls to something that attaches a string to the end, something that looks like a file. Like trannies.txt. he'll keep on looking for it all confused
You had to restore to fix your display settings? You're an idiot. Kill yourself.
kill his parents and make it look like suicide
Take a screenshot of his desktop, use it as wallpaper and remove the actual icons hehe
Never fails
Syskey
fakeupdate.net
put this in fullscreen mode and "accidentally" press enter in front of him
ctrl + alt + arrow down to turn his screen upside down
:)
this also hide and lock his taskbar
use task scheduler to automatically open a porno video at specified time
>a porno video
Ten different videos at the same time.
under "which program do you want to run" just enter the name of the file you want to play. Just tried it works like a charm.
yeah, use a batch script lol
this is the only answer
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CLOSE THIS FUCKIN THREAD
>admin rights
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thats more difficult than you think.