Only cuntires that can into space can post ITT

Hello I am a part of Russia.

nah you'd spend 30 years over engineering a rocket and go bankrupt

You can't launch rockets from NZ, too far from the equator. Get out.

Ehh pretty unimpressed with your domestic launches but you can stay.

You're not real. Get out.

canada can into space

Show me your launch vehicle

I’m god a fuckin, fuckin an suckin

You're late. And fat. Probably late because you're fat. Still, happy to have you here.

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That's what I thought. Out.

b-but canada was the third country in the world to get a satellite into space and the first country to establish a geostationary communication network
also muh canadarm

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Hi guys, what's going on?

>taking credit for NASA's heavy lifting
shameful really

what the fuck is this 'space' thing lads?

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We sent a Yugo with two drunken guys into space.

H-hi g-g-guys...

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op is a faggit

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holy shit is that one of the Apollo 1 astronauts, if so this is big

Hey guys, sup!

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We won the space race
Prove me wrong pro tip you cant

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We won the race to the moon.
The commies won the race to space.

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Wouldn't of been able to see the moon landing without our satellite dish :3

USSR:
>First artificial satellite
>First signals from space
>First animal in orbit
>First lunar spacecraft
>First human-made object in heliocentric orbit
>First impact into another celestial body (Moon)
>First photos of far side of the Moon
>First animals and plants returned alive from space
>First human spaceflight (Yuri Gagarin)
>First planetary flyby (Venus)
>First woman in space (Valentina Tereshkova)
>First soft landing on another celestial body (Moon)
>First photos from another celestial body
>First impact into another planet (Venus)
>First artificial satellite to orbit another celestial body: the Moon
>etc etc

USA:
>We wuz moon n shiet

you also forgot
USA.
>first and only mars rover
>first and only navigational satellite array
>first to leave solar system
>most power space and planetary observatories (admittaly with part of the EUs assitance
>first weather satalite
>first mission to pluto
etc etc

I forgot first space station and the cornerstone of ISS being russian modules
And first probe to send data back from the surface of Venus (Vostok-5, it took 5 tries)

Venera-5 not Vostok

lets agree both helped each other. iron sharpers iron no?

I'll agree to it as long as ignorant lip smacking negroes from your cunt. don't claim they've won the space race

>Muh space
>Muh tigers
>We wuz a world superpower in shieeet

It's something boring cunts attempt to get into instead of drinking all day as god intended.

Flying off a cliff at high velocity does not count.

youtube.com/watch?v=fNFzfwLM72c

We were into space as part of the USSR

oh hey guys! oh yaknow....just kickin it out here in ZERO GRAVITY!!!! come on up!

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postan

>Mars orbiter mission cost: $76 M
>Interstellar movie budget: $165 M

Impressive, well done India.

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Uhhh... hey.

ok, maybe after reunite...
which will never happen

Yeah, but America did it without being leftist faggots so they won.

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