People should seriously start hanging biodegradable toilet paper next to urinals. Shaking off the drops from your dick is literally caveman-tier. Also you constantly run the risk of smacking the guy next to you in the face with your bellend.
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Wait are you serious? Guys shake their dicks at urinals? No fucking way
my why are you shaking it side to side, when a true man shakes it up and down. besides unless you're shaking it with the force of 1000 wanks you shouldn't even be in risk of hitting anyone with your drops of pee. besides where would you put the toilet paper after you're done? lots of urinals have no water unless you flush to save on water
just let the drops of piss go all over your pants like a true Chad
Not hit them in the face with the drops of pee but with your bellend
Always so embarrassing when that happens
Also maybe you could invent some rapidly degradable toilet paper that disintegrates when the next person comes pissing on it
did you make this thread just to brag about how large your dick is?
implying that's not how all my threads go
u dont shake it u dumbnuts, u jack it a few times back and forth
but said serious. i thought you were being serious.
i wipe with TP at home - i will caveman milk it out in the wild though
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implying I have the capability of being serious
wait but doesn't that make you hard
especially standing next to other men
only if youre gay
I'm not gay just perpetually horny
That still makes you gay, or at least bisexual I guess
No I don't think it does
I can't control my dick he just does his own thing
That's not my fault now is it
if u think of men or dicks and u get hard you're gay nigga
>if u think
Did you just read my post nigga
Sometimes I'm even starting to doubt whether my dick is even connected to my brain
So I come to Jow Forums and try not to be gay.
But this is literally first thread and next one is about a bottle of cum.
Jow Forums what are you doing with me? I don't want other people to think I have no personality other than being a faggot(even though I really don't have one). Can you please stop being gay for a day or at least concentrate gayposting in one thread?
Anyway, how do I get a personality? Having mental breakdowns weekly because I feel like I have no soul is kinda tiresome.
