ITT we write a code of conduct, one clause at a time

It's literally the current year, Jow Forumsoys. Why doesn't this community have a code of conduct? You realize you're never going to become a vibrantly diverse community of people with different backgrounds and lifestyles without one, right?
Here, I'll start:

* No name-calling, harassment, or rude language.

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* OP is a faggot.

1. No Jews allowed

Discussion happens on mailing list. Follow proper netiquette: 72 chars per line, RTFM before asking, include a useful subject line, trim your signature, stay on topic, include important information, respect differences in opinion and philosophy.

* You must believe that sandy hook was a hoax. Anybody supporting the theory that it was a real shooting inside or outside of the project space (this includes social media like twitter and reddit) will be immediately ejected from the project.

2. Your code and ideas behind it will be carefully reviewed, often resulting in critique and criticism. The review will almost always require improvements to the code before it can be included in the %PRODUCT%. Know that this happens because everyone involved wants to see the best possible solution for the overall success of %PROJECT%. This development process has been proven to create the most robust %PRODUCT% ever, and we do not want to do anything to cause the quality of submission and eventual result to ever decrease.

Dear Niggers and Kikes,

2. All correspondence must be addressed to a racial slur and closed with a virtual show of affection.

*hug*

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* Community members may ONLY be referred to as "nigger".

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3. No girls allowed

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rule 1: commit good code or fuck off
/end

programming is raycis 'n shiet so all contributions must be in easy to understand pseudo code

Phone posters are not permitted to post only to browse.

>72 chars per line
>you don't break your line even once
really makes you think

Last rule: Disregard all previous rules.

unless we recognize your bulge.

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- All captcha are in Japanese Kanji.

4. psoriasis

All commits earn one Good Boy Point per commit.
Good boy points can be cashed out using donations to the project to purchase tendies. One good boy point for each tendie.

With concern to the matter of individuals being regarded as faggots or Nazis, the default to the store and get back to you and your family and friends is it possible to get the latest flash player is required for video playback is unavailable right now because this video is not sure if you have any family or friends.

This is a tech forum, not a fruit stand. Fruit is off-topic here, so at any given time, there may only be one thread about fruit and things relating to fruit. That thread may be a general thread that can feature all kinds of fruit, such as apples, blackberries, raspberries, etc.

trump supporters are not allowed to contribute to or use this software

No 3dpd.

5. steamed hams

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All commits must be tagged with a 2000 word essay explaining how this commit adds to the diversity of the project.

what did you mean by this

Rule 6:
only traps allowed

7: No bully pls

*Any form of collectivism is strictly forbidden. Every Community member must be treated individually

By using this software you recognise that the land this software was written on was stolen and that we stand in solidarity with first nations people and stand against capitalism, white supremacy and anti immigration sentiment.

all disputes must be settled over a game of brood war

8. You must take a hormone replacement pill every time you post an anime image

- no cia niggers allowed

What about my freedom, as an individual, to decide to pool my resources, risk, and power with other willing individuals?

As long you don't reduce em to some retarded label and understand they're individuals with their own achievements, goals and and lives, it's fine and even preferable, as you will be able to better assign the tasks.

You must not be homosexual and must identify as male or female

there are no females here and never will be, just shorten it to "no homos"

* No anime or manga and it's fans allowed.

One must not venture into the Windows application programming interface alone.
When it's needed to use that set of libraries, you should have the support from the project's assigned monk to ward off any evil spirit or yokai that may befall over you.

* To prevent sexual harassment, male community members may not make eye contact with female community members, even outside of community-operated spaces.

The end.

All Mac posters must sign with I'm a huge faggot at the end of their posts

that would be redundant

all rules code of conduct rules above and subsequently posted rules, not including this rule, are to be followed in opposite manner in which they are written. No rules posted previously or subsequently may modify this. Failure to follow this rule will result in a minimum penalty of a fine of $3.50 with a maximum penalty of death and-or dismemberment.

Capping this thread

Everyone must do daily prayer to God using temple OS and mail moot and gookmoot that they are fags

By clicking Agree, you are acknowledging that Jow Forums may sew your mouth to the butthole of another Jow Forums user
Jow Forums and its subsidiaries may also, if necessary, sew yet another person's mouth onto your butthole, making you a being that shares one gastral tract.

redpill me on 68 vs 72 vs 80 vs 120 chars per line

* No more than two eggs

This is such a stupid ass rule. Just use word wrap you dumb faggots.

there is no real reason in current year for any character limit
historically, unit record punch cards had width of 80 symbols, but dunno if that's relevant
some display devices had limited width of maybe 72 maybe 80 not sure, and wrapping on software level was too expensive
now when devices are wide, redrawing screen is cheap and software wrapping is cheap, all technical constrains fall apart, but unix grandpas still love to live that
In practice it's nice to splitting your screen into multiple columns of code, software-wrapped long lines just don't look well but it's sometimes hard to avoid it. 100 is long enough for very most cases, 120 would say is sane critical limit and no need to be strict on it if it's just one or two lines in file. But bullshits like pep8 styles still want that 80 limit.
In the opposite spectrum, some compilers and interpreters have limit for maximum number of characters per line.

Every user has a thread specific ID that instead of being a sequence of random letters/numbers, is a anime waifu. If they fail to upload a picture of that waifu in every post in the specific thread, they are banned

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What if they get a really shitty waifu, like whoever yours is?

I identify as earthkin. I am neither male nor female.

>Japanese Kanji

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min IQ for posting must 120 and you must have a degree related to technology to browse in Jow Forums, no liberal art shit or hard science or medicine, tech related degree. Engineering is welcome unless you are social, industrial or System Engineering.