Go to Microsoft store today to look at XPS 15 before I buy

>go to Microsoft store today to look at XPS 15 before I buy
>in store checking out laptops
>looking at Matebook just because it has a nice screen and I've never seen one in person before.
>qt3.14 brown girl appears
>"hey are you interested in the Matebook?"
>8/10 would tarnish my genetics for
>she works there
> talk to qt3.14 brown girl for a bit
>she's really friendly and talkative
>talking to her about computers
>seems to actually know a lot, not just someone who's there to fill a diversity quota
>talking for a while, actually getting to know each other
>she seems like she's actually kinda into me
>realize that I have to leave to meet some friends for lunch
>tfw had to leave
>tfw missed out on potential Jow Forumsf

She wasn't actually into me, she just wanted to sell me a laptop, r-right?

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...

install gentoo

>r-right?
y-yes user. of c-course.

LOO

>blogpost

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oh also her name was literally Z. like, just the letter.
she wasn't indian she was a lightskin nignog
what you gonna do about it pedoboy?

Pedo-fag get out.

Newfag get out

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Not a newfag boomer, no one likes child fuckers

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>2018
>not being a childfucker
get a load of this homo

Go back tomorrow, pick up where you left. Ask her out for a coffe. If she agrees, only then do you concider to buy the laptop. Do it, or regret it forever.

>not a newfag

Hahahaha yeah right fag.

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>exposing yourself as a pedophile on Jow Forums of all places
you know we've been under many close eyes since Hiro took over, right?

>socially retarded user falls in love because of customer service
A tale as old as time

/b/ has been ran by feds for at least 6 or 7 years and the entire site watched around or before then. I've been here 11 so whatever.

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I might but it's a long ass drive and the only reason I went is because it's the closest store that has an XPS 15 on display

Explain this, boomer.

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>but it's a long ass drive
Stay single then.

>lightskin nignog
And you regret not asking her out? What the fuck?

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>even CONSIDERING contaminating your genes with nog

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>15
>posts 10 year olds
nigger.

she was cute fuck you

Zed is an edgy name
Avoid her

>She wasn't actually into me, she just wanted to sell me a laptop, r-right?
Sorry, bro. She was just trying to sell that laptop.

>Dear diary, today I talked to a real life GIRL

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>nog
>cute

b-but she had white facial features