Risk thread

surrender or die, Gay boi 69

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have it your way

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you guys know I had to do it to him

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get your filthy blood out of my sewage

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i win

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oops looks like an accident has happened, the shit titan has been activated

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Fuck leaf fags, the Northern half is mine.

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I win

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Go fuck yourself, I'm gonna build a navy to clean the shit in the north and to defend sewage in the south.

Also don't be a torbo homo, use the current map.

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>implying my nation can be conquered
Meme arrow empire
Claim surrounding waters, and all your arguments

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Dark Blue Reich forms takes half of gayboi's land.

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Okay, feel free to take leafbois land. Just respect my borders and I'll respect yours. Also I hope you pay for the warship you stole as well as the crews inconvenience. Straight traps must preserve a strong navy to remain independent and sovereign.

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okay I'll give your warship back.

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Were you this guy?

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*forms a pirate nation and privateers all the ships at sea*

*pic

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This is a good thread

Okay thanks.

WTF did you do to that image? Resize it six million times?

Anyway, *build a heavy mortar to sink all pirate ships near my coast* I wanted to upgrade my navy anyway, shame I couldn't sell my old boats to some third world shit hole but oh well.

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???
It looks exactly the same as the one you posted
>something suddenly emerges from the depths
>you see a glimpse of a crimson hull
>it's a pirate nuclear sub
>it opens it's cargo doors and out flies a missile
>it hurtles towards the sky but eventually redirects itself towards the trap lands
>it hits with a loud boom
>the trap capital of Felixia has been laid to ruin

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>Were you this guy?
Sorry I missed that, also no. I have yet to catch a risk game using that map.

I'm NUCLEAR, I'M WILD!
>*rams pirate sub*
>all evacuates are shot down, raped, and imprison in that order
>the straight trap republic crippled and over populated by the attack decide take a few non kosher loans so explorers can search for new land
>it pays off and in a couple of months the STR discover two new continents and begin colonizing
>all debts payed off
>trap citizens are able to settle on new continents
>continents are named Argyly and Cruschia
>The newly formed Straight Trap Empire becomes wealthy enough to build an off shore autonomous based for the soul purpose of training child mercenaries to kill pirates some from the new world
>even manage to build a giant pointless eye patch that spans from Nyaa-topia to the former capital because why the fuck not
>pirate fags when ever found are hung on sight

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Welp, I'm getting sleepy so I'll be hitting the hay soon. G'night anons. Was gonna wait till page 9 to bump this but 8 is good enough.

Maybe I'll draw up a decent large map and host that tomorrow since that tends to be fun.

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