Do you guys brush your teeth before or after breakfast?

Do you guys brush your teeth before or after breakfast?
>inb4: i don't eat breakfast/brush teeth

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After
Are you retarded

after, if you brush before, you're retarded sage

>sage
damn i fucked up

rude af

>i don't eat breakfast/brush teeth
same, but occasionally I'll eat some vanilla mediterranean yogurt

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After breakfast. And again before bed. Savage.

>he doesn't snack before falling asleep

nobody does that retard

After

>t. skinny twink

fuck you and your thread then, faggot

Before breakfast. Doing it after does not necessarily help because you are doing nothing but spreadig it all around at that point. Doing it before is essentially a coat around your teeth and keeps them whiter in the long run. Also fluoride-free toothpaste master race

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Both. A google search will confirm this

i am a skinny boomer, ok?
no fuck you, dumb leaf, eating before sleeping is plain stupid
based assley

why is it stupid? doesnt matter when you eat as long as you're eating the same amount

seems like you don't even eat you half-witted monkey

You're supplying yourself with energy just for sleeping.
Its fucking dumb. Not only its dumb but will probably just cause insomnia with all that starting digestive process again thing. I'd bet you'd even eat sugary stuff before going to sleep.
I'm of perfectly healthy weight for my height.

After you uncivilized savage

>After you uncivilized savage
why tho?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
good question. I was probably just shitposting.

after, can anyone make an argument for before?

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easily
you hurt your teeth brushing after
"morning aftertaste" is disgusting and messes with food taste more than toothpaste's taste
you can just use mouthwash after breakfast

comfy id senpai

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During

my breakfast is black coffee and then I brush my teeth and drink more black coffee

after that?

it's gonna be black coffee

before bed, best time to do it

As I drink my orange juice

lole eat ur tooth paste for breakfast epic style troll face problem?

This

No matter how thorough you are during your "before bed" brush, your mouth will lose saliva (a natural bacterial-control option) and thus mouths tend to smell like ass of some type and magnitude during sleep.

shit how did u know