What's your 3 biggest weaknesses?

>what's your 3 biggest weaknesses?

I hate stupid people.
I hate stupid questions.
I don't respond well to stuff I hate.

How do you respond to normie questions?

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The weakness question is not actually about the content of what you say, but how you react to that question. When normies question me I say a lot while it being so vague that I am basically saying nothing at all

well, first try not to be passive aggressive

everybody has weaknesses, it's not an immediate red flag, so just make up some minor faults that aren't exactly faults

so it's a shit test?

Potato chips
Ice cream
Cute anime

>Some times we need have too much work so are you okay with working pass office hours and on saturday and sunday?

Guns, knives, blunt objects. In that order.

Of course it is, you brainlet.
>hates stupid people
the irony

>I have major psychological issues stemming from my upbringing
>I have an inflated sense of ego
>I'm a pathological liar
What should I say instead?

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Pretty much yeah

If Stacy from the office blows me on these days we could come to an agreement

Anything that doesn't make you seem like a psycho, then follow it up with
>but I'm doing X thing to improve this

That's not a fair question.

is this question also a test?
are you supposed to say no

I would ask if I would be paid separately for those extra hours.

>Sometimes I become too involved with some projects
>I take too much pride in my work

something along these lines

>weakness
"I let people boss me around"

I would hang up/walk out of interviews that ask this. Good thing all the companies I've worked at they only cared about technical skills.

>I have a the world's largest penis, and it's a constant distraction
>In my three years among the Somalian pirates I lost the ability to be polite and basic hygiene skills
>I'm a pathological liar

Hell no

>It's hard for me to multitask
>I work better on a small team
>I like to argue, but I've been working on it

I work too hard. I care too much. I make women go crazy when they are around me.

how much ?

I have no life, so yeah!

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Bro, these are standard questions with standard answers. You take a positive and say it is your weakness

1. I have tendency to work too hard and not take my breaks
2. I am a perfectionist and find it difficult to turn in sub-standard work
Etc

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>crippling emotional issues and lonelyness and no gf
>dunning kruger retard
>collect anime drawings of little girls

Those are retarded answers. You give an actual (doesn't have to be one you actually have) weakness and state you've been working on improving it.

e.g. I tend to get carried away with my work without recording the progress I've made so I've started keeping a daily work log.

>e.g. I tend to get carried away with my work without recording the progress I've made so I've started keeping a daily work log.

wow safe enough to sound fake yet sounds annoying enough to not hire you anyway

So did
>I'm filled with impotent rage and I have poor social skills
get you a job?

Yeah interviewers despise the canned answers that everyone knows. It only filters out the very naive and uncoached to the job market.

Pay on Sunday is usually 150-200%, so I take that shit.