Jow Forums humour/memes

linuxtards btfo

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I have nothing, Jow Forums is not a fun place desu

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At least change the file name faggot

>easily scared
This one guy at a place I worked at a couple years ago would jump if you appeared next to him and he didn't notice, or even tapped on his shoulders while he was focused. In order to not frighten him, you would have to walk loudly when you approach so he heard you coming, or come from the front.

No more projectors for that laptop.

O|o

>touching capacitors
>don't know safety standards

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youtu.be/dlrjDvS7wxo

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To be fair, no one uses serial anymore.

I'm pretty average looking but my social skills are 0 so it's impossible to get laid without hiring a hooker

Lmao'd

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"Features" are bloat

Fucking underage posters

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That's not a VGA port.

Thanks for the laugh made me feel better about myself

AAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Isn't it enough if the kid promises to let others borrow the toy he borrowed or any toys he made based on the toy he borrowed?
I don't think there's a part of GNU General Public License that forbids you to ever produce your own proprietary software.

oc

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>being this insecure
>about playground level boys vs girls shit at that

hi Karlie

>>>/faceberg/

savage

Is that you Karlie?

His name is Karlreeeeeee

legendary thread

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Fixed it for you

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>*Starts Twerking*

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Hello, Zhang.

Thank you for this. It somehow keeps getting funnier.

>when girls(male) code

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lul

>leak protection
shit, they're already doing better than intel.

> a > b && b < a

why

I've actually opened a power supply before. I knew not to touch the capacitors though.

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thread getting preempted and values being changed right after the first comparison :^)

>in reality it's so easy to get laid it's silly
it's always easy for people who get it to say that

I'm pretty sure that's above that thot but that would be even worse

I'm pretty sure there's some production JavaScript code right now doing just that.

I've observed this behavior myself and I've noticed it can be applied in many situations, eg online games. If you're online and need help with sonething, don't just ask for help. People typically won't help. Instead, make a statement that you *know* is wrong, and people will jump at the chance to "correct" you.

That's not exclusive to Linux, there's been psychology papers written on this phenomena. Humans are more eager to prove someone wrong than to help them.

LOLOL

is the joke that it should be a switch statement

The fuck is an ioioi port

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>That's not exclusive to Linux
Nobody said it was, just that it's a frequently observed reaction from "those types" of people.

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>frogposter
>tumblr
it all makes sense now

Yes and that he should be using an enum for those comparisons.

kek thats how you treat horses so you don't get kicked in the face and die

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I'm a literal ameriburger hamplanet and I have a wife who is better looking than me

Anyone who can't get laid deserves it

This is a mess. On one hand you have the guy using arch and Haskell on a thinkpad wearing programming socks and discussing fizzbuzzes in /dpt/. On the other you've got the gamer with a RGBTQ+ case who uses discord. And then there's Windows 7 (which is a completely different kind of retard, it's the guys who insist on windowless cases and won't touch windows 10 but still insist that Linux has no games so they won't switch) and JS (which is all manner of code artisans on macbooks) thrown in for no reason.

wtf is an enum
help me Jow Forums im a tard

Kys

You've never met the average tranny programmer, have you? It's amazing how many of these memes they'll fall for at once.

electronic number

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its a number that glows in the dark?

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Bollocks. These caps can give you a nasty jolt but they don't store enough energy to warrant hospitalization on shock. Probably the case of "my son got a splinter, hurry to the emergency room!"

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>When your CPU case is a Dyson Sphere and your PSU goes supernova.

Fucking Bulldozer

>when you don't delid an Intel CPU

fruit is basically touching the ground at this point user

Man, recently my cousin asked me to fix his Arch installation, he had this cursor installed.
I re-installed arch.

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You need to go to the hospal after every electrocution, because you can die tens of hours after the accident because of hearth failure.

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>let me just pirate this electricity

Imagine being incapable of talking to people. There you go, no getting laid for you.

Holy fuck
>whoops, guess I might as well start up the fusion generator

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Become passionate about a female-dominated political cause such as veganism. They'll be lining up for the D

Plus there have been cases of people actually getting killed by PSU caps.

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>required to undress to shit

>your average Nvidia user.

Only if that kicked in the fibrillation, but you'd notice immediately because of sudden fatigue and heart ache.

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Bulldozers never ran hot, where did you take this meme from