NEW TECHNOLOGY ALLOWING YOU TO BODYSCAN YOURSELF IN 3D AT HOME

youtube.com/watch?v=-EP-ctFaIVY

>Naked is a 3D Fitness Tracker that gives you a holistic picture of your body and how it changes over time. Naked uses 3D scanning technology to track your shape, measurements, body fat %, and weight to give you unprecedented insights into how your lifestyle affects your health.

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software.intel.com/en-us/realsense/d400
youtube.com/watch?v=8TKfY5b9Amc
reddit.com/r/JustineEzarik/comments/93rsw3/trying_out_naked_3d_scanner/
reddit.com/r/JustineEzarik/top/
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Would Jow Forums do this at home to track your body changes over time?

Fuck off shill. I don't want to see how my beer-belly changes.

>blurring her body
she lost like $100,000 in ad revenue from that choice

Thinly veiled attempt by the NSA to gather information for gait analysis.
>inb4 hijacked for deep fakes.

Still waiting for those x-ray apps that let you see the body under the clothes.

Any luck on that? I'm presuming the US military already has something done, so how long do I have to wait?

>blurring your body
Fucking thots

>blurring the body
>wearing BLACKED underwear and BLACKED bra
what a thot

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>being this degenerate

> doesn't blur her body
> begone thot

> blurs her body
> such a thot why won't she show us

Age hasn't been kind to iJustine

>Not offline

Why do we subject ourselves to this?

SELECT YOUR PLAYER

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If she breathes she's a thot.

>blurring her body

She does videos in 4K so I guess she didn't want that high quality video out there.

>youtube.com/watch?v=-EP-ctFaIVY
>uploads imagery of your naked body to the "cloud"

>cloud
I was just about to mention this. I bet they will stroke their small dicks to all the females like the one who recorded that video and let their scans go to the cloud...

Hehe I can't disagree

Mfw someone tries to tell me ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS

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Only if you're working out or have a need to track your body weight gain/loss.

>blurs body on video
>uploads 3d scan of body to some chinese server
bravo macfags

You all niggas realize that this video is a huge advertisement, OP is also shilling the product.

That's gay

S-she doesn't represent us!

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Now I know why they call it the "cloud"
Saying "other people's computer" would probably make them not use such software

What's up with the fit on the bottoms? Looks like the elastic is an inch longer than it's meant to be.

nakedlabs.com/tech
D Depth: IntelĀ® RealSenseā„¢ 410 Series

software.intel.com/en-us/realsense/d400

>let their scans go to the cloud...

Did you not listen, the system relies on the cloud to do the actual processing. EVERY scan is uploaded to the companies servers.

Yup

Its because she pulled up the sides to give the illusion of having hips

That's just what girls that are like 1/8th black look like, its gross.

where can i download her .obj?

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>photogrammetry with phone

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>iJustine
Reported.

3d printed gf when???

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She defo a qt but her body is a huge let down
>inb4 permavirgin detected
you ain't getting dat pussy either :^)

you know those are actually have the writing calvin klein there and the blacked ones are custom made for porn videos?well maybe if you wouldnt be a porn crazed cuck you would know

Soon.
The Chinese will be using these scans to make the sexbots.

You should honestly jump off a fucking bridge you cucked newfag fuck.

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And how do YOU know that, user?

How stupid do you have to believe the underwear normally says that? Most non cuckfags have seen the calvin Klein underwear before.

>some douchebag, probably iJustine herself, keeps spamming her fucking videos here

Is this really what you want to do?

You really want me to start spamming my own videos here and bumping the threads from multiple proxies to keep it at the top of the board?

Is this what you want, Jow Forums?

If it isn't, report this fucking thread. If it is, hi ho we're gonna start shilling on Jow Forums and you, clearly, won't do shit about it.

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Wow youre so cool dude. Little 500 sublet.

I'll take that as permission.

See ya later hombre :^)

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You will get instant banned stupid nigger poster. No one will think its anyone but the channel owner spamming when they see you have sub 500 subs and no views.

Lol, I have a few more than that. Btw racism outside of /b/ is against the rules.

This isn't a fight you're going to win. Go back to making your low quality, low effort trash videos

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>Soon you will be able to load models of whatever instagram thot into Waifu Sex Simulator and do lewd things to them.
>There will be women that voluntarily upload their 3d models for likes
What timeline is this?

>muh racism

Fuck off and kill yourself newfag. I mean it. No one will watch your shit fucking videos and you'll always be obscure nothing.

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You know they're sharing(selling) every pic they get to whoever is buying.

Guess we'll see then, won't we?

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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER NIGGERS

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Yes

>Every scan is first processed in the mirror, then uploaded to the Naked cloud
>Every scan
I can't believe there is a single person in the world who thought this was a good idea. What's wrong with people that causes them to even consider using something like this? The world is insane.

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I can't wait until I can upload a 3d scan of myself to Jow Forums so anons can play with me

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ftfy

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I can see that happening

god she's perfect

She knows she's a hot tease

She really has aged like a gallon of milk.

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>could be a VS model
>does YT tech reviews

my heart

WTF am i seeing her all over my youtube recommendations now? Like i had NEVER even heard of her 1 month ago, and now i see her in videos with MKBHD and Linus and a bunch of other youtube dweebs.

Is this a case of a pretty but ditzy female 'tech evangelist' trying to coopt a community for easy ad revenue? Like all the twitch Thots?(jesus christ people, porn of ACTUALLY attractive people isnt hard to find, and you're just as likely to splooge in one of those whores as you would in a bitch who's flashing around the iPhone X...)

>5million subs
>what the hell never heard of her!
>uhhh why is YT promoting popular people related to videos i watch and in some cases in them

SFM model when

Ok, so why only in the last 30 days? What triggered this? Was she always doing tech shit?

Sorry, i didnt mean to insult your yankee waifu. I'm sure you're pro-yotube rationalization will earn you some browniee points when she finally descends to your slum and gives you the most mediocre oral sex imaginable.

op did you seriously make that fake thumbnail pic yourself?

>didn't watch ijustine unbox the iphone 3gs
>didn't cry with her when jobs die

lol see ya newfag

No

She's wearing popular Calvin Klein underwear you moron, the Blacked ones are made to knock off this style.

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>Ok, so why only in the last 30 days? What triggered this?

Literally about 40 days ago Youtubes suggestion algorithm was massively overhauled.

you'll be left behind.
Technology doesn't wait

I prefer mine because it reminds me of when /diy/ started and it was spammed by almost everyone in text and that image until it was filtered and resulted in a ban.

Her parody songs were pretty good for the time

youtube.com/watch?v=8TKfY5b9Amc

And of course sends all this data to the company which they then sell to advertisers.

Send this to ave so he can do a teardown

>body scan my gundam


what could possible go wrong.

her maxim shoot was racy af

This kind of stuff will be done by Amazon for sizing people for clothes.

>no cameltoe

why is she is such shock ?

Is there anyone prettier in the tech business

>wearing the name of another man
What a cuck.

ask some neet at naked inc

No GDPR there, right? That would be clever.

wew lad 3D fappening when someone cracks the shit secruity

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It sells better.

She didn't blur in her instagram TV video

reddit.com/r/JustineEzarik/comments/93rsw3/trying_out_naked_3d_scanner/

You're a nigger, you're a fucking nigger.

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That underwear is really comfy though.

>thighs are 20 inches
Certified THICC

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get help

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lol

i never watch female tech videos

Meh, I really don't care about someone seeing me naked.

...why is she blurring her clothed body?
why are americans so fucking retarded

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kids watch her youtube. here's what you are missing.

reddit.com/r/JustineEzarik/top/

>mfw

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based ff poster

I don't get it, that ugly stick (no ass, no tits, ugly face) literally has videos of her and her sister in 2 piece bikinis swimming in the pool, what else is there to see (besides advertisements on youtube)?

she knows she is an 3dpd so she did us a favor

>no ass, no tits, ugly face
wrong wrong wrong. show your face.

Not gonna be high enough res to resolve my nats cock... My scans will look like an over weight action man.
Wooootttt sign me up! The world needs this.