Does this method BTFO surveillance agencies?

does this method BTFO surveillance agencies?

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No

Get libreboot

no but it does BTFO accidentally skyping your grandma when you're wearing your crotchless fursuit

no
cia still threatened to show my pimple to my crush if i dont comply

>be me
>fbi man
>work in the hacking detective department
>we're trying to track down the hacker Jow Forums
>he has a laptop with a webcam
>jackpot.webm
>remotely turn it on
>"s-sir... we already tried that... h-he put a sticker on his laptop... there's no way to view his camera feed"
>that's ok watson, we can always just contact microsoft to see what he's been doing on his computer
>"sir... you don't understand..."
>what is it?!
>"h-he didn't just have a normal laptop... h-he had... a librebooted ThinkPad running Arch Linux..."
>no
>NO

>go home that night
>go to my room
>hang myself knowing i couldn't stop the greatest criminal the world's ever seen

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>listen through the microphone
>do echolocation with the microphone and speakers

>he doesn't have his mic hole epoxied shut and the speakers ripped out

>listen through the microphone
>onii-chan ... kimochii ...

>Jokes on you glow in the dark friend
>Desoldered mic from motherboard
>Desoldered TPM module
>Removed wifi card
>Removed wifi antennas
>Insulated lid and panels with RFID blocking material from taobao
Checkmate glow in the dark friend.

Yes.

I had a Huawei TracFone, just for example, that I opened up and literally ripped the microphones off the board, and it still picked up audio. Muffled audio, perhaps, but still legibly clear.
>not Gentoo

>he hasnt used 20 lbs of c4 strapped to his laptop to detonate it and make sure there are no glowniggers listening to him hack america
its like you want to get caught

top kek

>I had a Huawei TracFone, just for example, that I opened up and literally ripped the microphones off the board, and it still picked up audio. Muffled audio, perhaps, but still legibly clear.
Guessing you've never owned a record player either

>Using only C4, and not a combination of Lenovo encrypted hard drives, with the red failure led required to a detonator inside a pack of thermite, and culminated murcery
>Not replace all your teeth with cyanide filled mollars
disgrace.

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They can still hear me grunting as I wank to muh furry futa...

How about you just BTFO surveillance agencies by not being guilty, old man?

Nothing to hide, nothing to fear.

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No? No, I guess I haven't.

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>Wait sir! He has a non-free driver for his WiFi card
Got em

why are you posting on an anonymous imageboard user? got something to hide? post your full name, your address and you're porn preferences right now.

Nice post *user*
Why don't you tripfag, and post your address, full name, and GPS coordinates?
Nothing to hide, nothing to fear, old man.

No, use free software

retarded faggot is retarded

It's the same principle I believe, the speaker/mic just magnifies electrical transduction. You can gum up the spot where the speaker was somehow and it should no longer pick up coherent sound.

>arch linux
>precompiled kernel from elsewhere non-git
Botnet for Google as fuck.

Neither of those posts contain things that I go out of my way to hide. They are merely omitted from my posts, regardless of my position. Even if I provided that information on my own, it wouldn't add to the conversation in any way. Try again, geezers.

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Barack Obama, 1 Memory Ln, Cuck

Just use the CPU botnet.

Libreboot doesn't support botnet chips.

I think it's better to block the microphone, as best you can.
Your face isn't nearly as interesting as what you say to people around you or on the phone.

What If I'm Ugly As Sin Senpai

You know user, in the end, your way of thinking is right.
If we were all perfect beings, we wouldn't feel embarrassed about any part of our lives, and there would be no need for privacy.
If you truly feel you don't need privacy then good for you. That means you are proud of every part of who you are, a shining example of a human.

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Hold on, buddy. It's not so much about pride so much as it is about being shameless. Pride is what persuades people to hide mostly meaningless shit in the first place.

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So you wouldn't mind the government installing a camera in your and your hypothetical wife's bedroom?

>they can see what websites i visit
>they know whose company i keep
>they know all my kinks and fetishes
>at least they can't see my face

>tfw no company to keep

Guys just disable it in device manager

Yes, onions. Trust the (((device manager)))

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based and redpilled

>>replace all your teeth with cyanide filled mollars
>trip
>fucking explode into foam

My god please be trolling

That's a ridiculous question, but why should I? Assuming that they're doing this to other people as well, aren't I too busy living in some Orwellian dystopia to care? Nothing all that interesting happens in a bedroom once you rule out all variations of sex, grandpa.

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>if you try too hard to maintain your privacy, you will look very suspicious to the NSA
I know they aren't omnipresent, but I really don't want to mess with those guys...
I maintain my privacy from private corporations (ms, apple, google, fb, etc), but surveillance agencies? Fuck that I will let them know anything they want. Hell I might even do very embarrassing stuff infront of my webcam so they could blackmail me with that instead of killing me.

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They do support intel chips what are you talking about

until someone gains access to the government's feeds and sells your sex tape online

Have you never put together a speaker?

Cause it's the same fucking thing. The government watching you through a camera.
I mean sex between spouses is nothing to be ashamed of so it's ok if the government watches, right?

If it happened illegally, then I can bank on that and keep my head high. Besides, there are worse looking people out there who get laid all the time. Get out of your old ways, uncle.

As ludicrous as your statement is, it's really not a big deal if the government watches. When it's between two relatively unknown people with no significant connection to world events, sex is just sex. Step out of your mind, dino-dad.

Most of the people who want total privacy don't even need it and most of the people who have total privacy would be willing to exchange it in a heartbeat.

Botnet band aid

>Allowing your grandma to use proprietary software

She's on Chaturbate

yes

it btfos skiddies with RATs

>buys camera
>don't use it

>covers laptop camera with sticker
>carries phone with facebook everywhere and constantly uploads selfies with location metadata

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how to trigger Jow Forums

>wearing a seatbelt when driving by car
>driving motorcycle on weekends
see how dumb you are?

I used to be a glowinthedark. Take this with a big rock of salt, but I'll tell you fags about how we extract data. We used dragnet surveillance where backdoored systems like Windows 10, Android, OS X, and iOS would feed data into the NSA nigger's server farm in Utah. This is audio, video, text, images, binaries, etc. Everything that could be scraped ends up in the desert there. Then an automated system picks through it all using similar technologies to what makes up Siri or Cortana. It looks for keywords, and if it finds them, that content is pushed through finer contextual filters until it reaches a human. If it's serious enough, they get a judge to sign off on some fancy papers and then they kick your door in. Installing Linux and getting off Google services will take care of 99% of the botnet. However, I recommend unplugging the cameras, microphones, and speakers internally on all of your devices. Even on your cell phone. When you get a call, it'll still still vibrate. You can plug in headphones with an inline mic and take calls that way.

And if you think that you have data that's important enough for your house to be raided in the early morning, just know that encryption won't help you. They'll take you to a blacksite, usually an abandoned house or even a shack in the woods, and they'll beat and starve you until you enter the password.

TLDR - anyone who laughs at freetards for thinking they have privacy is in the wrong, and is probably just a jealous botnet cock sucker. The Intel ME and AMD PSP are only utilized against high value targets, but you should still disable them with OTP HAP fuses or with me_cleaner, and make sure your never use TPM stuff. TPMs are botnet as fuck and will spit up your keys if NSA nogs ask. Strip the TXE and TPM stuff if you use me_cleaner.

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>taking selfies
kill yourself

Reading all these responses makes me think that actually having privacy requires so much work that it would probably be easier to take over the government and dismantle a bunch of the 3-letter agencies.

Interesting

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something something snowden quote something if you use the nothing to hide argument something something i guess we shouldn't have free speech cuz u have nothing to say

jokes on you fbi my librebooted thinkpad running arch linux doesn't even have a webcam

not really it just requires not being a lazy normie.

It is possible to take over the government legally.

Yes, it's called running for office.

no they can use infra red fag

Precisely. Another way is by creating and distributing effective political media.

You mean Coreboot - tranny version?
Nah.

Really? You mentioned all of that shit everybody knows but didn't even mention how the CIA has actually fucked with HDD and SSD firmware in the past? Seriously? Good luck trannybooting your storage.

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Nobody's interested in your face. They record your keyboard input and audio.

The firmware backdoors are useless without physical access, assuming you've striped out the IME AMT stuff for the networking stacks, etc. And once the NSA and CIA gentlefolk of color have physical access, your machines are fully compromised anyways. And like I said, if they can't open it in their labs they'll just beat you with a piece of wood until you write down the password.

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>The firmware backdoors are useless without physical access

Completely false. Google Equation Group. Even Kaspersky has an article on this basic shit.

Not having webcam drivers is a great alternative and doesn't ruin the aesthetic of your computer.

So then why are surveillance agencies hiding things? If they are not doing anything bad?

just let them spy on you with your computer... it's your tax money they're going to spend coming up with an alternative if you don't

What do you guys do with good goys like me who dont really have anything incriminating in their PCs, just normal stuff, vidya and anime?

>"normal stuff"
>it's actually loser media
just laugh

>However, I recommend unplugging the cameras, microphones, and speakers internally on all of your devices.
I have always wondered why people put stickers over them rather than unplugging them.

for anyone suggesting they can hear you through the mic still, have you ever been on a call with someone who uses a laptop?
covering the cam is good enough but why even worry about that.. you gonna go and cover everyones phones up too?

No, because they can still hear you through your speaker/microphone.

Oh shit! Forgot to change my name back after making that bait thread.

>there are people that don't block their microphones as well
kek

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because these faggots think theyre good with computers, but the moment they open up a laptop and peek inside at it's innards, they dont have a fucking clue

i can understand it when it comes to crapple craptops, as they make it a difficult as possible with layout etc to get at shit you want to remove/replace, but for all others there's no excuse

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That's where deniable encryption comes in.

We print every single frame of every anime we'd come across in your storage, then make you eat all that stuff until your bowels are so blocked that you get to be categorized a human/plant hybrid. We do something similar to the remaining "normal stuff", reverse way instead.

Larp more fag

>Not replacing the built in webcam with a USB device.

hackaday.com/2018/06/13/chromebook-trades-camera-for-wi-fi-freedom/

>[F5] [F6] [__] [F7] [F8]

>m-muh
>m-muh torture
If you spend years of your life setting up house of cards shit on your PC, you can take a day or two of ass slapping.

Ah yes, Huawei, the champions of privacy.

>2018
>using computers
do you literally hate privacy?

>People who use sticker on their front webcum
What are they hiding from the rest of us???!.
I reckon it's child pornography etc.

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