All my discord friends are offline

noo other aussie is mine

>literally nothing i just need to supplement vitamin d12 and stay hydrated until i stop shaking and then idk
oh. sounds tough. good look with that

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well he's been busy apparently

>while i sulk and generally act like a piece of shit
Do you do that on discord as well?

ahh not really i don't think? lol

just kidding i don't really care enough to start an internet love triangle
the doctor or the aussie?

aussie

doctor was useless

when i talked to him on there he was actually surprisingly less moody i think

I never used discord. How does it work?

an0n is that you? please don't think i'm a piece of shit despite literally everything i do

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Get out, disc*rd scum

oh
idk if he's busy or not i should probably keep more in touch with him lol
nah i think my discord name's just "jimmy"

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uhhh okay
i don't actually hate you btw i was just mad

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your so called online friends arent REAL FRIENDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

if i get sober we should meet otherwise i'd just encourage you to vodka

which has literally ruined my life i won't be party to someone else doing it

i don't mind meeting, i guess
idc about vodka

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obscura#9850

add me dumb nigger so i can sexually harass you

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I wish I didn't have to work geez... I'd be there all day long but i can't brush this off until Wednesday *hugs*

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Looks like I'm not going to get an answer boohoo
Anyway I looked it up.

>imagine being this selfcentered
kys with a bottle

i was just lonely lol

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I don't really hate you.
Well I kinda do, but thats different.
Anyway, go kys.

you'd miss me

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yeah...

i gotta run

internet chad to indecisive gaylord in 3 posts
epic

run to my arms

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>internet chad
never pretended to
>indecisive gaylord
yeah pretty much
stop messing with my mind, its fragile as it is

come back I need someone to keep me company while I sulk and generally act like a piece of shit

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come back I need you to teach me how to make melodramatic blogposts

thats easy. have some vague ass post about how you feel like shit for something which you dont specify and add some crying anime image

ok one sec I'll give it a shot

remember to use same images all the time so people will remember you
also rename those to something special so they won't forget
try to follow one naming style as well

can't remember it

actually this entire month is a blur

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My dick is 8.3 inches id get

ok I seem to have the ball rolling, but the attention seems to be mostly negative. How do I proceed?

Any kind of attention = mission accomplished

fuck can we just gas all the pooftas baka desu desu senpai xddddddd

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no no no, I want positive attention.
Or does any kind of attention mean that I will eventually get positive attention so I kinda have to sift through the shit

Hey hey how are you drunk user

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Well, Singapore seems to be giving you positive attention, try to focus on that

xddddddddddd

Yes. Yes, we can.

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my brain is fried

i think i offended korbo too and spagettied out on the other gay aussie

idk i don't think i'm qualified to date anyone

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you gotta be likeable for that
and thats something you can't learn really

I dunno, OP is pretty unlikable and he seems to do fine. I actually have people that like me outside of random desperate people from Jow Forums so that should be pretty easy.

That's okay, we all make mistakes..and I'm always here for you anyway, along with many other anons even if they shitpost about it

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boomers need to leave r/banter is a Zoomer board

Wrong. Boomers rise up!

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>OP is pretty unlikable
ITS NOT LIKE THAT HURT MY FEELINGS OR ANYTHING

I AM NOT UPSET AT ALL

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Not everyone will like you but that's okay

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but... he's not wrong

I said that ironically. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. That's how I know you're probably a normal, well-adjusted heterosexual without any weird fetishes and a very large group of friends and family who care greatly for you, and are thus quite likable.

I don't think this works on him.

You make the worst threads on r/banter
Congratz

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i found it funny tho

how do i top it

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do I make good thread

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Make a thread looking for discord friends who share your enthusiasm for raping innocent and pure anime girls because they won't rape you along with a picture of a guy who's about 6 feet tall and severely underweight while still having ~15%+ bodyfat that you'll claim is you.
That's the worst thing I can think of off the top of my head.

Your threads are either kinda good or horrible

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thanks I try my hardest

Wait a minute...you're not rudemark!

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Hey Arrel, good job trying to defame me again. I don't know why you'd spend your time doing that to some other anonymous Canadian but good job I guess.

you have the autism