/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Taobao, Gearbest, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/bUJ3VGM

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• user gets a charger and some rechargable batteries • user receives free good luck charm with his USB C cables• New KZs • Another retard with a UV Lamp of death, this one even stared into it • Advice if you want to resell chink shit • user bought some microusbto 30 pin adapters • user's first flashlight is a Hugsby P32 • ED16 / ZS7 review • user fixed his Nintendo Switch dock with a shell replacement • user gets taxed out the ass by UPS >Old News
• Another defective Putin
• Update on Chink YETIs
• Fake tracking is discussed
• user has new Takstar headphones arrive
• user is annoyed by AliExpress spam
• 64gb Shark usb 3.0 test, confirms still a fast swimmer
• user buys super cheap iems
• user is a robot
• user you don't have to post pictures of your lamp every thread
• user got a butane lighter
• Ausfag got his Redmi Note 5 today aussies don't need the global version and can buy the cheaper China one instead

Previous thread

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warosu.org/g/thread/S66954754
aliexpress.com/item/JMD-Vintage-Real-Leather-Small-Sling-Bag-For-Man-Purse-Men-s-Messenger-Bag-1003B/32796307413.html
aliexpress.com/item//32658387579.html
aliexpress.com/item/a/1000003991953.html
gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_598797.html?wid=1433363
s.aliexpress.com/EnuEFZjY?fromSns=Copy
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Who's the cute anime slut

where to buy super fast USB stick for windows to go?

Gonna try out watercooling with an old GT9600 and a PhenomII. How bad did I do for my first chink shit order?
The shipping pricing may be kinda high but I other shipping methods had like triple the delivery time. Was worth the extra few euros for me.

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These are apparently out of stock, wait a few days.

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Long lasting archive link to the previous thread:

warosu.org/g/thread/S66954754

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Can I possibly get a chinkshit portable airconditioner delivered within a week? How hard would such a thing be to find?

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Has anyone tried TFZ T1 iems?

Based

I can't seem to find a good rgb E27 led bulb with a remote and xiaomi's bulb only comes with meme wifi integration
does anyone have recommendations?

>portable airconditioner
No such thing

based and redpilled

>nothing to latch it into a keyring
>so wide it probably blocks the neighboring ports
what where they thinking

Bought the Aukey USB Type C cables. Two of them.

Hoping that they won't burn my phone.

Ended up ordering this spectroscope for $3.89. Will report on it when I get it.

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>nothing to latch it into a keyring
True.
>so wide it probably blocks the neighboring ports
There's actually a replaceable M.2 2230 inside.
evtran has a narrow single pcb soldered version with a keyring hole and cap, but only up to 128GB

any robotic fags here?
made any good experience with specific sellers? if so, please recommend. I m fed up with prices of local retailers

Win2Go is really really bad even on a hyper quick usb. What is your plan to do with it?

are there any good cheap bluetooth controllers? i'm looking at Mocute 054

i want to put games in there
i dont use windows for other purposes

I wouldnt get your hopes up. Consider dualbooting.

tfw am the only one with good putin cards
tfw feels good not to suck

it's a terrible idea to put games on a low-grade flash memory slower than a HDD user.
Get the ORICO external enclosure or something that is already made for this and run it may wor much better over USB 3.0

aliexpress.com/item/JMD-Vintage-Real-Leather-Small-Sling-Bag-For-Man-Purse-Men-s-Messenger-Bag-1003B/32796307413.html
bad idea to buy?

Win2go is great with actual ssd. Been using one for half a year at work as a sort of reverse byod, downloaded steam and a ton of games at home, run it on company hardware in offline mode.

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Did you buy an external SSD enclosure of get an external SSD with enclosure?
Hell, for all I know you just installed the SSD inside of the company computer, but that's a terrible idea IMO:

The device is UASP interface means USB-SATA bridge.

Oh and one major issue I've encountered with win2go is that you can't upgrade OS so to switch from 1709 to 1803 etc you'd have to reformat and reinstall.

literally Xiaomi AI (TL note: Ai means love in mandarin)

see

Shizuku A CUTE

If I ask the Chinks to write the price on the package to be 15$ when it's actually 40 what is the chance they will do it

Same as the chance they will quote your full message on the package.

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Don't they usually do this without asking anyway?

>• user is a robot (You)(Cross-thread)
starting to think this might actually be true

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You can probably message them and ask before placing the order. Might be better to include example picture to avoid misunderstanding.

>captcha on 69tracks
what, how and why

>aliexpress.com/item//32658387579.html
>tfw cute t-shirts but it's only for grill
uwu

lmao

You can be a cute Jow Forumsrill, user

Tritium dude again, anyone knows if chink tritium sticks are total trash or not?

>Length 58cm
no...

I am asking about the tin audio t2 + audio budget discount specifically. Anyone got experience with that seller

Waiting on you user, god speed!

um

I don't think they're that bad at all, saw the guy who made an """RTG""" with a few and some monocrystalline solars. I'd certainly be willing to buy one if I hadn't already spent too much last month.

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I'm actually more concerned about them not being real tritium

Chink set me some wrong capacitors (probably thought I wouldn't bother to check a pack of 300 capacitors - he thought wrong).

I didn't want to open a dispute yet. Rate my chink english.

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anyone know a thing or too about graphic tablets? like what chink brands to look at or if it's even really worth getting a chink one over something like a wacom?

What else would they be? A tiny battery and a few LEDs? You could test for that with a very sensitive magnetometer.

Based

Hmm?

It could be a tube with a glow in the dark coating.

I've had a ganzo g729 for two years. It's nice, but a tad heavy. What's a good ~$20 folding knife that's lighter? I haven't kept up with the Chinese knife market for a while

But they need light to stimulate the phosphor.

Does that audiobudget code still work with the tin audio t2's?

What are the best earbuds for

The infographic in the OP has a few, not sure how up to date they are though.

Audiobudget

>glow in the dark coating
CIA?

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>glow in the dark
>CIA
What is this meme?

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I want to buy chink programming socks, but how high is "thigh high" on a female? I'm almost 6' and want these things to go above my knees. aliexpress.com/item/a/1000003991953.html
It says:
>Size & Dimension: 60cm/23.6"(Stretchable)
So am I to expect that it can be stretched past 60cm? I want them to be at least 65cm up from the heel, preferably 70cm. Thanks.

These definitely won't go to your thigh

How are those magnetic type-c cables? Anyone here has those?

link?

does this stuff work? I want to make copies of my campus access cards

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Check what Huion has to offer.

You got a phone running android? Because if your campus card can be copied, it can be copied with a phone. If it's more secure, you'll need something called a chameleon to emulate it.

Garbage. Take a really long time to charge, annoying little dongle in your phone, hard to share. Get a light-up one instead

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I'm pretty sure it's a 125khz card. Don't have an android

Should I? gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_598797.html?wid=1433363

Holy shit, yanween shipping method is one of the fastest I have experienced, I though it was fake shipping. Imagine my surprise when that stuff arrived almost as fast as AliExpress shipping method. I'm from South America, so that might have something to do with it.

I ordered a phone stand and a couple usb to type c adapters

Got claimed by the wet shaving meme yesterday with this futur clone. It seems pretty solid.

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I posted last thread about blatant rip offs, I shall post a bit of proof. These are the cheapest kz ed16 I could find on any e-commerce site.
1 dollar is around 2875 of my country's currency. Let's take 3000, for the sake of easy calcs. 120000/3000 =40 usd. Since the actual conversion is a bit more, it's 41-42 usd actually. For the cheapest option I could find of a 15-25 dollar product (they may have got them at full price, but I think 18 is more likely)

You think chinks chink you? These resellers are the actual thiefs.

I mean, i need to sell them at 20,8432 to break even at the price I'm being offered right now and my cost structure, even if these guys operate at a smaller scale 25 usd is enough room for profit, no need to get to the 40-60 range. I'm gonna sell these at 25 locally.

I do jump on the price bandwagon sometimes, i sell the ED4 at around 10 bucks but since other 5-10 dollar Earphones (Sony and JBL ones) are sold at 12-23 usd; since the ED4 sound better I think it's fair. One also needs a bigger margin sometimes.

Also, I include a carrying case there, they cost me a dollar more but really improve the clients satisfaction.

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I'd go for an arduino and RFID shield, if you're up for figuring out how to get it to work. Costs half as much as that duplicator, but doesn't include the extra tags.

>gaybeast

use ali fuccboi

hello fren

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what style of head magnifier is best?

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They're cheaper on goybest. Also, I need to spend some store credit from a refund.

sauce

s.aliexpress.com/EnuEFZjY?fromSns=Copy to clipboard
Here you go, my man.

neat thanks

Also, I read on audiobudget that the ZSR are better than the ZST, anyone have any experience on using both? or one of them?

Very cyberpunk desu

you would have had to paid taxes with DHL too idiot
UPS isn't even worse than DHL, it was just the free shipping option, it's not like they charged $50+ for shipping, and for your weird country it made better sense to use UPS

They are great. My favorites from the selection of: ES3, ZS5, ZSR, Mi Hybrid Pro, ED3, Pistons and QKZ forgot-the-name-ones-with-wings.

Have both. ZSR way more comfier, but ZST is better sounding for me. Clearer, higher.

I've only ever used gearbest and Ali. What am I missing out by not using other stores? Better prices? I don't think I've ever never found something I wanted on either site.

The infographic in the OP has descriptions for a variety of sites.

Banggood sometimes have a decent prices on tools and hobby electronics.

I think they're better for things sold by official sellers, not dozens of identical resellers there last time I checked.

>using a chink molex cable
>using molex at all

The difference is mostly on the sound signature, the ZST is more bassy, the ZSR more balanced. I don't remember the cables and tips since I used the same ones for both. I know there are many versions of the ZST, differently tuned between them, so read about that too.
Mostly replicas.

which are better QianYun Qian69 or MEMT T5 ? I am currently using the Headroom MS16 and would any of these 2 be an upgrade. YOu obviously pay more for the MEMT and get better build quality but do they provide better sound than the QianYun Qian69

I > did it!
going to pop my chink-cherry!
Now I'll be very anxious and nervous, whenever the postman will visit…
W…w…whish me luck, Jow Forums!

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>anxious and nervous
>the postman will visit
Sounds like a porno.

That swimsuit is also something you can find in a porn

I think sometimes you're just lucky and a shipment catches the next plane. Wouldn't be too sure you can reliably repeat fast shipping speed on non-courier priced shipment.

And DHGate bongs.

Chinksuit OP is buying it for cosplay sex times

Kek… thanks for the laugh

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