Boomer technology

Can we get a /boomer tech/ thread going?

What is boomer tech you ask?

Technology that people with disposable income and day to day responsibilities use to have a comfy level of living.

Zoomers and Xoomers are not allowed in this thread, you fucking leeches.

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Based Jericho

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What's the best wifi setup for a large house?

How can I get a good signal on the 3rd floor of the house?

Is the Google Wifi Home Mesh Wi-Fi Router a good option?

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Fuck off with these retarded "boomer" threads you stupid kid.Every day you post several.
Go back to

*SSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPP*

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Can you have a lifetime subscription? Asking for a friend.

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This

Roomba 960 or Xiaomi Mi Robot 2?

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>chink vacuum spybot

Back where I live? Prolly camera. Not your average point and shoot camera, but the high end Nikon or Olympus DSLR camera with selection of lenses simply to take pictures of flowers or mountain or local deity figures

Why is this even in Jow Forums? Fuck off with this bullshit:

Literally a non-threat if put on it's own network.

Also why should I care if the Chinese Intelligence Agencies know the layout of my house?

>2068
>war with china has reached the US mainland
>fighting in the streets near user's house
>chang, they're fortified in that building
>we need the floorplans, consult the cleaning robot espionage files
>pvt chang brings it up on his xiaomi phone Jow Forums inadvertently helped fund
>another fight lost to the chinese because user let them just have critical battlefield intel
fucking boomers

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This raises a good question.

Verizon offers a free landline if you sign up for their FIOS shit.

Is having a landline worth it?

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Kek

No, unless you want to get constant spam calls and god forbid you ever give any company your landline number, you phone won't stop ringing. That's how they get you, they give you a free landline, you start using it here and there, start getting spam calls all day everyday, complain to verizon, that'll be $50 goyim.

Nowadays unless you do business from home, no

I get spam calls all day on my mobile and I've never signed up for anything with it. I got someone's old number or Verizon is selling mine.

They sold your number to the first bidder. I used to get calls from Italy, Romania, Bulgaria, Spain, Portugal sometimes even Poland on a new number, filed a complaint, hurr have new numbah, same shit after 2 weeks. Switched to T-Mobile, now back on asszionist but through work, not had any problems so far.

boomer meme is legit after all

Powerline

dumb zoomers, when will they ever learn

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Sometimes they just sell recycled number from disused/expired account, although I'm sure they have to go thru some sort of cooloff period (a year?) before selling them back

This?

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Any Apple product is good boomer tech

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yes

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Thank you fellow boomer, I appreciate it. I have a huge house I just bought and will need to invest in this stuff.

Let's go ride our motorcycles this weekend.

oh hey I'm trying to get one of these.

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I'm not a boomer but you're welcome :^)

Do boomers even know what monster is?

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>it's that stuff my dang nephew drinks, he's about to fail out of the junior college again!

The full name of the meme is "the 30 year old boomer" user.

Imagine boomers lining up to play the game.

I got the chinkbot for my mom

How does she like it?

How often does she run it?

lmao

>feeliumentrybag.jpg

Kinda

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Behold

/thread

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>paying for porn

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Literally this. I've never met a person my age that uses this. We just use our phones.

>Muh don't gotta charge my phone
>Muh talkin' lady to help me
>Muh don't gotta call my kids for help

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The lowest plan costs $25 a month, doubt many people pay that. It's usually installed on new vehicles but you still have to pay for it. I seriously doubt 30 year olds pay for that.

i hate that my new car has this botnet

I drive a Toyota 4Runner.

The most advanced piece of technology in my car is the motorized rear window.

Let me guess, the dealership tramp stamp is also on your new car too.

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I'm talking about actual boomers.

That's a Toyota dealer. GM doesn't make those.

Repeaters or mesh. Avoid shitty mesh setups that don't give you any options. Also avoid ones that have non-removable remote access from apps, since that's a gaping hole that malware will eventually infect your home network through.

The only legit use for that is that it can dispatch an ambulance when it detects a crash, you're so fucked up that you can't move your arms or call an emergency line yourself, the other vehicle drove off, and there are no witnesses. Definitely not worth $25/mo though.

Also SirriusXM.
Fucking dealership activated a trial subscription without even asking me and now I get spam mail from them.

The dealer could certainly put on their own tags.

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Yeah, they are mostly advertised that way. Maybe for an actual boomer (>60) this might be a decent idea but being 30 I'd never pay that.

I want to remove the descending line on the p in that pb logo.

They're not real copper lines, just shitty voip pseudo phones; not worth it. If you want a landline get real copper or don't get a landline.

Powerline is renound for being dodgy and only working in ideal conditions

Absolute madman.

>paying at least $200 a year for pornography on one (1) site
Who the hell does that?

The boomer meme is going to become a longterm schism in Jow Forums culture between the oldfags and newfags.

Boomers

boomers are so lazy they need a machine to breathe for them.

Has to do with being fat or having some other reason for a breathing problems.

my 50 year old father in law drinks this shit instead of coffee every morning.

you should buy apple time capsule and several airport expresses.

No shit, dummy.

good post

What is a good alternative?

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So boomers are wiggers too?

> not white monster

hahaha worthless

Unironically considering getting one because my GF leaves an insane amount of hair around the flat. I literally vacuum daily and it still shows up all over the floor. Worse than having a pet.

Get a new gf, that one's broken

tldr; the literal boomer accountant at my work says he drinks it because it works better than coffee for him

>if put on it's own network
Niqqa how about you just don’t put it online full stop?

If were you live has an existing coax run, then you could look into MoCa networking over the coaxial. The speed is good, but it isn't cheap.

Playstation 2

Back before internet connections ruined gaming

Have you thought about suggesting she wear a hair net?

wtf it's actually Jericho. That face looked familiar from the beginning.
lmao

OPPAAHHHHHH
OUTTA THE WAY KIDS
*krrshhh*
*sssip*
AHHHHHHHHH
I CANT LOG INTO FACEBOOK I THINK I GOT A VIRUS
WHAT'S ACER'S PHONE NUMBER user THEY NEED TO SORT THIS OUT

WHOOPS FORGOT TO ADD THE 'OL REACTION IMAGE HAHA
#SELFIE

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Well he's not going to live much longer then.

>posting actual baby boomer

You clearly do not know what a Boomer is nor do you know how generations work.

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yes

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Is Maho's smelly butt boomer technology?

it's not for porn, it's for the cause

boomer master race

god, i couldnt stand spinning that shit, and waiting for it to come back, and stop. fuckkkkk

what the fuck?
is it a lightbulb? a pacifier? an inflatable buttplug?
seriously wtf is that?

you'll find out when you're older ;)

Shitty Android tablets like this are definite boomer tech.

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It's just another cuck/onions that'll past when they find a new buzzword from reddit.

T. Retard