BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

APPLE JUST HIT 1 TRILLION MARKET CAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wsj.com/articles/apples-market-cap-hits-1-trillion-1533225150

LINUS TORVALDS, BILL GATES AND RICHARD STALLMAN BTFO, ALL DEAD AND BURIED.

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And meanwhile, life continues as usual...

they can't use a great majority of that money. Who cares?
fuck off namefag

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>ALL DEAD AND BURIED

1 trillion dollars and still can't make a working keyboard

Steve Jobs must be really ri- oh wait...

Apple, netflix, facebook, twitter and almost all tech companies excluding MS are bubbles inflated by fat boomers that make investment based on what their kids are into

you americans still have to learn how to count.
1 million = 10^6
1 milliard = 10^9
1 billion = 10^12
1 trillion = 10^18

YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS APPPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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this shows that money and engineering are two separate things.

And?

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Thank you based Apple

>makes nothing other than toys for grownups
>has refused to innovate since 2009
>constant anti-competitve horseshit
>provides no meaningful services to business, and is in fact a detriment to most businesses
>provides subpar support to their own customer base
>makes no software that doesn't have a better competitor

When is it gonna crash then?

probably never.

Meanwhile, in the real world, they have a quarter of a trillion dollars in cash.

I'm still stunned by the success of Apple

I thought they peaked in public interest in like 2009-2013 and were slowly dying since then.
I underestimated the normies willingness to spend hundreds of dollars on a mobile Facebook machine that was no different from the last generation

is Apple stuff really that popular outside the iPhone? I always assumed that macs were a niche for university students

How the FUCK can Apple be worth more than Microsoft? What the absolute fuck is this insane madness?

Too big to fail, even if people stop buying their stuff altogether (unlikely) their profit margin is so huge that they could get away with not selling anything for a while

There will be a reckoning at some point, but apple are in the sweet place of having all the mystique and appeal of a "tech company" whilst actually producing shit, unlike many other companies caught up in this retarded phase

It's facebook etc. that are going to be the first to pop, and you're sort of seeing it happening right now

>they can't use a great majority of that money.
why can't they?
they can't use that because it's off shores so when it comes here it will be taxed

>stocks can never go down

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If you want your company to be worth more, you need to screw the consumer more.

It's fucking mental, microsoft is the centre of the universe for 99% of all companies, what the FUCK does apple do again?

Yeah, companies that crash have absurd P/E ratios.

Amazon: 228.4
Netflix: 229
Microsoft: 72.58
Google: 51.82
Apple: 19.9

I don't see anyone asking when MSFT is going to crash even though their price is inflated vs their earnings.

Macs are important for the modern code artisan, sir, not just uni students!

Because apple, on paper, is more profitable that MS

I am 10000% convinced there is false accounting going on though