ITT: Dumbassery

ITT: Extreme idiocy

>be me
>learning C++
>Decide to make a sort application
>Make an array, set up inputs, that sort of shit
>Naturally use std::sort
>Shits out some random gibberish
>traesh.cpp
>Decide to find out what's the issue
>Writing to array looks good
>Sorting seems to fuck it up
>FuckGiver.exe has stopped working
>Use the most german solution
>Make my own sort algorithm
>Not really my own design, but I wrote it from scratch (Cocktail Shaker Sort)
>Some debugging later, it seems good
>Moves first integer
>Shit crashes with an overflow
>mfw I accidentally set the array size to 7 instead of 8
>mfw I wasted an hour debugging the sort function
>mfw It was an overflow this whole time

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Now learn to compile with debug on and use gdb.

this

that's the default

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At least on g++, -g is not the default, and gdb will just print unnamed stack frames for bt.

>learning C++
For what purpose?

To write something that's isn't so slow it needs a splash screen and progress bars for every simple operation, I assume.

>want to use linux like the cool kids on Jow Forums
>install dual boot with windows
>can't get into windows through GRUB
>apparently it's a known bug with my laptop and just need to download something
>can't get wifi or ethernet to work on linux
>no alternate PC
>have to go to The Guy™ who charges me $60 to install the patch
>try not to cry
>cry a lot
>promptly uninstall Linux

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kek, I like reading/listening to brainlet adventures like this.

cool story

pic related, you're a cyber nigger

I was told this was a safe space free from bullying.

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sorry that you're retarded user.
Maybe next time don't uninstall after its been patched? Better yet just wipe windows entirely.

You were lied to.

I might buy a cheap Thinkpad just for learning Linux without hurting myself in the future.

Please do not bully.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH
*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHA

If you really can't dual boot, just install linux on a USB stick or cheap hard drive. You don't need a whole new computer just for a different OS.

Sorry

This

if you install linux do Ubuntu, arch is only if you have time to spare/waste.

> don't have phone to look shit up
> this poor
> this stupid
You deserved this humiliation.

Please don't abuse me.

Ok, maybe. I was thinking Debian. I like the name and symbol.

I forgive you.
Checked.

I was able to look it up though, I just couldn't get the patch into the computer because nothing worked. I couldn't very well plug the SSD into my phone.