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In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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I'm gonna fill up a $20 gearbest cart with random stuff. be back in a minute

best way to get cancer and die?

Box Navy switches came in today, soldered em in. god damn these bois are heavy, but they're tactile and the click is satisfying.

That said, all orders have arrived. Time to go look for some more chick shit I don't need. Any suggestions? Already bought an ahegao shirt and a NERV vinyl sticker for the car.

head-fi.org/threads/the-takstar-technical-pro-gemini-greathon-cyberx-qpad-thread.585356/page-289#post-12881843

Thanks friend, I'll just get the freeboss ones since they're the same thing but cheaper

What can i do with one of these

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It may prove useful in a zombie apocalypse. Or any other kind of apocalypse. Makes sense to buy one just in case.

Listen to people more autistic than I. If you have a HAM license, you can talk to them too (legally)

communicate with your gf (male)

you can walkie while you talkie

to start a dispute on aliexpress it's asking for proof but how do I prove that the sound is defective?

Long lasting archive link to the previous thread:

warosu.org/g/thread/S66973208

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based

why do you keep misusing the word of our based god?

Basado y redpilleado.

shouldn't it be baseado y rojopastilla?

rojopastillado*

Drink leaded paint

I'm flying out to Taipei for business tomorrow, anything worth picking up from a market or something?

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rojoencapsulado**

stuff on the way: safety razor, laser pointer, head-mounted LED adjustable loupe, tweezer set, 125khz rfid cloner, scalpel

basado y rojoempastillado.

*Pildoreado rojo

Fuckn lazy shitlords.
aliexpress.com/item/expand/32867113719.html
$4.68
youtu.be/o-8D5t6TJYU
I haven't used mine much at all so I couldn't give a proper review, but I plan on measuring its element's resistance as a function of temperature (using a thermocouple) and therefore be able to turn it into a temperature controlled iron that runs off a higher voltage, like 12V or 24V.

Is bigclive /ourguy?

Is there a cheaper C type USB bracelet than this, that doesn't look like anal beads?

aliexpress.com/store/product/Bakeey-Universal-Portable-Sports-Bracelet-Type-C-USB-Charging-Data-Cable-For-Oneplus-6-Xiaomi-6/1909710_32878745769.html

Reposting in new thread.

The RGB Yeelight's are worth getting. Get the newer one for a few bucks extra.

Quite handy for changing lights between standard home lighting and the situational lighting colours. Dark blue for movies, dark red so you're not completely blind at night.

Can even set them on a timer to go on with your alarm. That's just with the Yeelight app, you can do whatever you want with them. Plus google assistant works and there's no switch by my bed, so I end every day by saying "Okay Google, turn off the lights".

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Link to the switches? Wanna try em, don't want to mess with Massdrop.

My wardrobe consists 90% of Chinese top mirror replicas. Anyone else order any clothes?

Or just get a $5 RGB LED strip that comes with a remote.

Repilled and based

What I did when got headphones with one peace louder than other: got VU meter on my phone (I used Google Science Journal), started played white noise through the headphones and filmed whole setup, showing what I am playing through them, how I measure each earpiece, and how they measure differently.

How are you going to illuminate your entire room with an RGB LED strip user?

Why would I want a remote anyway? I can change color by using the app or just saying "Okay Google, change colour to $HTML_COLOUR"

>scalpel
Real one or xacto clone? If real, link, please.

Based

>HAM license

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Ok, then use google cloud API from a tarduino or pi or whatever. 5m of LED strip should be more than enough to light up a room.

aliexpress.com/item/9-Blades-Craft-Artwork-Cutting-Knife-DIY-Carving-Knife-Stencil-Scoring-Hobby-Chiseling-Model-Repairing-Sculpture/32425534341.html?

Step 1. Buy the cheapest MP3 player you can find and a car battery
Step 2. Record yourself saying "Fuck hams" over and over. Put this on the mp3 player
Step 3. Put the radio hooked up to the car battery and mp3 player out in the middle of nowhere
Step 4. Hide and wait
Step 5. Mug any hams that come by for their shit

Yeah, like I thought, just xacto clone, but with some fancy blades. Already got that one, very handy.

Step 6: get fined by the FCC

whoa

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Thanks user, I'll do that next time. I just recorded it playing some music and put the mic next to one and then the other. Is there a sight that is less likely to ship defective shit? I really don't like having to pay for the return shipping after years of Amazon covering my ass

So I fell for the magnetic cable meme. They're trash. What's a good normal microusb cable?

I did too but I am surprisingly happy with mine

Orico, Ugreen, few anons recommend Aukey, Blitzwolf is generally good, but somewhat hit-or-miss-ish.

Please pick up the phone oh won't you please pick up the phone

What did you buy? I bought GARAS from Ali and I'm happy with them.

Quick charges, no problem with data transfer and just werks. Never need to have different cables usb-c/lightning/micro-USB. Never going back to normals.

While on the topic in phone charging what is a good reliable Chinese charging adaptee

Adapter*

Only underwear

Chink wife.

Taiwan makes good bicycles.

Ugreen.
I have all sorts of screen cables, very happy.

I am 6'4" most of the stuff is too small

help me, /csg/. I've lost the will to order random chink shit. It used to be I would be ecstatic at buying 100 markers, or a 90¢ SD card adapter. Now I can't think of what to get.

What should I buy???? I need to be satiated

Tin 2 headphones and anything Xiaomi.

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I'm really tempted to order a accessory shoe to picatinny rail and order an airshit scope to go along with it.

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I-INTO 8

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hello fren, is this good enough for use vnc viewer remote desk?

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just stick a cable in your pants pocket like a normie, jeez

No can do, no pockets.

You dont find it slipping out and back in when you move around while charging? This is my only gripe, but it's enough for me to give up on it after one day.

Are you a grill?

Buy yourself a small toy drone, preferably an Eachine E010 (same as JJRC H36 or Furibee F36) or Eachine H8 Mini ( == JJRCH H8 Mini) — this one if you have basic soldering skills and not complete retard when it comes to RTFM: you can get way more out of it than it costs. Add fuckton (8-12) batteries for it and have fun. You don't even need to go outside to do it — they are small and light enough to fly indoors.

This could work if you already had those things.

Doesn't work so well if you're going to have to do this throughout your house instead of just screwing a bulb into the socket.

Get shopping user

(male)

Heading to japan day after tomorrow guys, do japs still count as chinks and if so what chink shit do I buy while I'm there apart from a lotta sushi.

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I already have a cheapo FPV goggle set and a modified hubsan with 600TVL camera and custom 3d printed frame.
it was my attempt at getting into the hobby, but it just didn't do it for me.

Gacha gacha.

bro, i don't know what it's like in colombia, but i wouldn't call those a ripoff, you need margins to stay profitable and in the worst case not lose money, up to 10% of units could be defective or damaged in shipping in the first place, sure you could check them and dispute them on aliexpress but i'm not sure the seller will be happy with that, and have you thought about taxes, and again i don't know things like consumer protection laws in colombia but even if it's full ancap over there you want some room to breathe in case you want to settle things with an unhappy customer, and then let's say kz drops the price by half or they release something vastly superior for the same price, then you might have a hard time selling your remaining inventory, but if you had decent margins you wouldn't have had to sell them all at full price just to break even

Get the Takstar Pro 82, at this price point there really isn't any competition even in chinkshit.

Is it really worth it? I just want some comfortable headphones so I can watch videos on the internet late at night without my neighbors hearing me

Superlux HD668B
Comfortable? Yes
Will anybody hear you? No
Good sound? Yes
~$30-40

anons, I have been chinked
bught a 25€ screen replacement for a friends phone and after installing it the screen breaks apart because yes
the chink dont want to give me the money back because he thinks the screen is the old one
what to do?

Thanks user, hopefully I don't get mailed a defective pair

Reinstall the original, bust it up some more (like throw a rock at it) and send a photo of it compared to a photo of the screen you just installed

Will do it, thanks, the original is way fucked than the new one
but also typed that about the non proffesional instalation of the screen, maybe he has some copy paste for every dispute in the store
Should I wait to aliexpress mediation or will be shit? dont want to lose 25€ because a chink

>about the non proffesional instalation of the screen
I doubt it'll have much effect if you upload evidence of an obliterated screen but unless it's a really complicated install I doubt Ali isn't going to rule against you or give you a shitty hand
>dont want to lose 25€ because a chink
I don't know where you live but I'm going to lose $23 on return shipping because of defective chink shit, see how much shipping is and determine if it's worth it

Well, 25€ is not a problem but cmon, a friend told me to change a screen and im going to lose money cause some chink
im tired about knowing shit about it
im out of this job
im going to send every friend/familiar with any computer problem to some paki shop

>no new anything
>terrible deals, prices are mostly worse than Amazon's
>poster only look for recs (usually unsuccessfully) or post their own boring purchases
>OP material is older than Trump's presidency
This general is dead

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You are free to go then. It's been a pleasure (not) knowing you.

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I don't have anything against a decent margin,but I did post the cheapest one,it goes up til 75-80 usd. More than 3 times the purchase price is some ridiculous margin, but people will pay it. The Dz09, an old smart watch that costs like 10-15 usd is sold at 40-80 usd. Cheap adapters that Cost less than a dollar are sold at 10-20 usd.

I might be using the incorrect English equivalent in this, but...

Your wording makes it sound as if you think the margin only takes in consideration the cost of buying the product and not all costs associated with the business. I did mention I'm a reseller, i should add that my career is based around optimization and finance and I more or less know what I'm doing, albeit I might not be able to convey it due to not know the technical English.

The number I gave includes taxes among other costs like the stuff you mentioned. I did the cost model and ran it on a flexsim simulation along with the rest of my products and my costs, and assuming stochastic behavior on some variables. It is an approximation, as I chat give an exact number, but gives me an idea of the minimum I must ask. I obviously ask for more, that product in particular I'm planning to sell with a 5 dollar profit (that already assumes some devolutions, so of I get none it is a bit higher).

My actual net margin, after I take out all my costs and stuff is around 20-40% of my costs (again, based on the model, I can't give an exact number due to the stochastic nature of the model). I'm actually consolidating my finance records of last month and i had 24% (695 usd).

Minumum wage here is about 220 usd per month for reference.

Lastly, what I want to say is that I'm running numbers and....

taobao is where its at pricewise
though its hard to navigate without chinkspeak

... Know more or less how much money they are making. A profit of 1000% (on the adapters, for example) is a rip off. Oh my worst case scenario, the ed16 need to be sold at 36,4568 usd to break even (assuming they paid 26 usd). Indeed, the 40 usd user is doing something a bit risky assuming he got it at full price, so I wouldn't blame him. My issue is that that is the cheapest option, and it goes at much as doubling the price to make it even and more. This is on a particular product, which I used as an example due to it being cheaper now. Sometimes one has to sell at a loss, even sometimes selling at a loss is good for business.

The reason I do decently is because I sacrifice margins in exchange of sale's volume, and offer some products which no one else imports.

I don't try to tell you don't know what you really talking about user, on the contrary, I'm explaining more stuff that l did not know about the situation to justify claiming that a rip-off. The price I posted last thread is actually more or less honest assuming he paid full price, but it was the cheapest one and the most expensive one double that price. I think, in any situation, two times the price to break even is a rip off. I'm a bet sleepy tho, so excuse me grammar and stuff

Electronic component market in Akiba? Not exactly consumer electronics, but if you've even a faint interest in that sort of thing it's a great place to check out. Probably.

Baseado e vermelhopilhado

Alapozott és vöröskapszulázott

Anyone have a tip for buying to sweden after the socialist government added a heavy fee to chink shopping?

Buy black dildos and cuck porn, they might let you off.

/csg/ is the only reason I even visit this subreddit.

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Where you from, fellow crossboarder?

/ck/ and /diy/ mostly.

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>this subreddit
rude
>/diy/
m'nigga

>/diy/
Shit is that three of us then?