Champions of the World

>Apple achieved this milestone by hitting a stock price of $207.05 and above in intraday trading today, giving it a market cap slightly over $1,000,000,000,000, based on its 4,829,926,000 outstanding shares as of July 20, 2018

First to 1 trillion. The begging of the end of Google and MS

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>all without 2018 iphones and holiday spending

oof gonna be a good quarter

>In the memo, Cook said that while the valuation is a "significant milestone" that the company should be proud of, it's not the most important measure of Apple's success. He instead thanked employees and said that it's their hard work and refusal to settle for less that makes Apple great.
so fucking humble too

I'm supposed to be impressed? Popular doesn't mean good.
Sage

Capitalism BTFO

>invented iphone and changed the world
>invented ipod and changed the world
>invented ipad and changed the world
>unibody mac changing the industry
>macbook air changing the game
>killed flash for us
>got rid of useless optical drives

If anyone deserves it, it's apple

Do you think it's a good time to sell my 37 shares I got from my grandpa?
Maybe I should ask Jow Forums though.

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Jow Forums eternally btfo

member when they said apple would die ahhahaah holy shit, this is why i love this board. Jow Forums never wins

>Every thread
>Same style of writing
>End with Sage on second line
>Several threads already in a few hours
One more month of summer.
>>>/global/rules/7

>gs9 selling poorly
>sells less than s8
>which sold 20million less than s7
>Jow Forums suddenly shilling s9
>can't admit apple is good but

SAD

what are stock buybacks
forbes.com/sites/drewhansen/2018/08/01/triple-stock-buybacks-apple-workers-economy/#3e86fc93808e

The article explained it clearly for you there retard

"what are XXX" is a jeopardy meme

>company literally changed your life for the last decade for the better and you hate them because it's out of your price range

APPLE IS BANKRUPT AND FINIS-

I remember when Jow Forums was saying that Apple was finished when they introduced iOS 7.
How does it feel to be perpetually BTFO'd every single day?

-SHED

theyre blowing all the cash reserves on stock buybacks dumbass, they are just delaying the inevitable, go ahead and keep hyping a shell company

was funny with the latest throttling issue

literally less than 1 week and apple fixed it and the YTer who made the original video said all good and praised apple. Suddenly 0 threads on Jow Forums now

If a dogshit company is worth $1 trillion, then the USD must be worth nearly nothing then. That's just the way it works.

>Apple's cash reserves hit $285.1 billion in the quarter ended in December

yeah so close to being broke while still making money and then less dividends to pay out.

google, MS and amazon are all ~800billion valuation. I bet if they got there first to 1tril Jow Forums would be praising top kek

>Killed flash
I will never forgive them

> google, MS and amazon
> Jow Forums would be praising top kek
Hell no.

remember when everyone said you wont be able to view the web on your phone but then they all just made mobile sites and players instead of flash because the iphone changed the world

SO SOUR

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>apple continues to make good shit every year

No! it's apple that is wrong!

>shit
>good

>37 * $207.05
>$7660.85
kek, you could have mined this much today's worth in a couple of hours since 10 years ago

iSheep will hold on to their Apple stock even if it falls unlike normal investors. This is why Apple's stock price should not be considered legitimate.

>assume he got the shares yesterday at that price
>stock was split years ago

>amazon 884billion
>MS 824billion
>alphabet 854 billion
>all valid valuations

>apple gets to 1trillion first
>illegitimate
>0 anti trust fines

they did it legit

Flash is proprietary shitware.

it was cool but it had to be done

ty based tim cook, stevie joobs, and mindless itoddlers for all the gains and financial stability

>apple literally propping up the US economy

Amazon stock is not worth more because they don't pay dividends.

>first to 1 trillion
>what was Dutch East India Company

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>Dutch East India Company
>adjusted for inflation from Dutch gilders
>relevant in anyway

>burger dollar monopoly money
heh, nothing personnel, kid

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Apple wasn't first though. Stop spreading lies for your gay brand.
And this thread belongs to /fa/ /lgbt/ and actually proper board is Jow Forums
Now kindly, GTFO with your trash

>having to go back to 1600s to find something supposedly more valuable than apple with adjusted inflation figures because you hate a company so much because of how good they are

>4 months ago is 400 years ago
This is how delusional iToddler manchildren are.

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>government owned oil company
>not publicly traded

Too hard for you to understand?

>damage control
>i-i-i-it's not valid even though the entire financial world agrees it is
>MUH FRUIT RELIGION
lmao

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>doesn't get the publicly traded part

1 trillion is still peanuts next to the amount of money similar cults, like Christianity, have.

can't wait for them to buy google and license ios

apple has been DOOMED for like 20 years now.

COPE
O
P
E

Dumbass.
To make stock buybacks, a company has to have MONEY TO BUY THEM BACK.

Stupid idiot, Saudi Aramco is NOT on the stock market, that's just speculation of what it could be valued at.

Doomed

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>implying that in current year 1 trillion isn't less than 1 trillion 400 years ago
Faggot, I'm just saying that apple isn't first.
Can you comprehend this?

Don't forget

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wha..?

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lol ok

zerohedge.com/news/2018-07-10/stock-buybacks-hit-record-680-billion-first-half

>everyone saying stock buyback

meanwhile

>Apple Reports 3Q 2018 Results: $11.5B Profit on $53.3B Revenue and 41.3M iPhones

How would this affect the amount of tax Apple has to pay?

You get more in dividends in the long run. Sell only when Appleā€™s shares start stagnating.

>and 41.3M iPhones
No growth since last year?
That's not good.

> iPhone unit sales are up less than 1 percent year-over-year, but its average selling price is $724, which easily beat the average expectation of $694. iPhone ASP was $728 last quarter and $606 in the year-ago quarter. We'll call it the iPhone X Effect

Now would be a good time to sell. BLS says unemployment is rising. The jig is up. Recession imminent and no one is going to be able to afford thousand dollar iphones.

>@BLS_gov 4 minutes ago

>Payroll employment increases by 157,000 in July; unemployment rate edges down to 3.9%

ahahahah could you be anymore fucking rekt

Yeah, they released more expensive phones.
But they didn't grow their userbase.

>The number of long-term unemployed (those jobless for 27 weeks or more) was essentially
unchanged at 1.4 million in July and accounted for 22.7 percent of the unemployed.

Employment in food services and drinking places continued to trend up over the month (+26,000).
Over the year, the industry has added 203,000 jobs.


literally just fastfood jobs lmao.

>26000 of 157000 is all

it just said they had growth, low but growth

>the company's mobile division was particularly hard hit, with revenues plunging 22 percent in the same period.

Meanwhile at samsung

>less than 1%

>still growth
>made over $100 more on average
>still selling over 40million phones in 3 months

then you get

This is why apple is a trillion dollar company

So they changed their icon... big deal...

That article wasn't about the logo change. That issue is from 1996.
Business Week had published an article about how Apple was doomed and probably going to shut down within a matter of years. Recently, with Apple breaching the trillion line, Business Week poked fun at itself on Twitter by posting that picture, captioned "LOL," which is why that image is starting to circulate again.

Apple is the first, deal with it.

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Apple has too much money in the bank.
Can't find a way to spend them billions.
Apple buys AAPL stock with the money they made.
>Ignorant on Jow Forums claims the sky is falling.

>apple licenses ios
>apple licenses a1x chips

lol bye bye android and qualcomm

>le subtle Bitcoin shill

There is literally no reason to buy a Macbook.
Non-apple hardware runs MacOS better than almost all Macbooks for half the cost, all they have are a few drivers that work maybe a little better than PC's.

Stop shilling this awful company.

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>lets ignore hardware completely
>just do hackintosh guy with very limited hardware options
>implying it's not iphones everyone buying

How come no sticky?

Ever heard of short selling? Put options? There are ways for traders to bet against and thus lower the price of an asset, without owning any of it. So the current price has been determined by the whole market, "iSheep" and no.

You yourself could short the stock if you're so sure that its price is illegitimate. But it's much easier to rant on some anonymous imageboard than to put your money where your mouth is, isn't it?

this

>holds phone
>loses all signal
>Apple tells you that you're holding it wrong.
>sells you 30$ case to fix it.

>puts phone in back pocket
>30 degree bend in phone
>connection in phone severed
>apple tells you you're putting it in your pocket wrong
>pay 150$ to get a new phone with the same problem

>comes out with 1000$ phone
>saves your facial data with flimsy security
>only adds 3mm to the screen and face track emojis
>only redeeming quality is cute girl in animoji comercials

>comes out with iphone 8 when iphoneX is coming out
>records 4k video
>only storeage options are 64gb and 256gb versions.
>you basically have to pay way more to use its only good feature over iphone7

Gotta think real different to justify these.

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you mean they need credit to spare

macos is just as fashionable+useless as the hardware it's sold with

if patenting ideas were a thing apple would be a 4 trillion company by now

Not really.
It shows mentality of apple users.
You deal with it!

fucking iHaters can't even give a fight.

Enjoy your ban for breaking a global rule.

Sure thing, iHater, you know more than fucking Financial Times

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Ok?

Now if they just paid taxes.

Technically, they are not. But no one cares being technical. That is the life of applefags, who are ignorant to all technicalities.
And this thread belongs on Jow Forums.

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>If you don't panic sell when the market drops you're just an iSheep retard
This is why Jow Forums and Jow Forums are still poor

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Yes, sell shares, buy LINK

ITT Winfags and underage fags want apple to fail. But apple is never going to fail.

The cases were free for iPhone 4 owners. You could even get a full refund no questions asked up to 30 days after purchase of the phone. Fuck off.

>iToddlers will actually defend needing a bumper case to use the phone as a phone

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