>be front end web developer
>error in a simple shit like crud
>spent 7 hours debugging still nothing happens
>chadbrogrammer walks up to me because im visibly pissed
>'user clear your cache'
>suddenly errors go away
i even skipped lunch.
How's your day my brainlet friends?
It's like that r_ddit meme: There are only two kinds of programming errors
1) Naming variables
2) Caching
3) Off by one
>How's your day my brainlet friends?
Terrible fren.
I don't know basic arithmetic.
That's retarded af. Even for this board
it's breddy bad. i can't even into construction work.
There are 10 kinds of people in this world:
Those who understand binary and those who don't.
LOL! Only nerds will get this xD
Man, I feel you. I once spent the whole bloody day debugging an error. Only to come back the next day there was no error. Then I realised, yeah, the turning it off and on again applies to programming too.
Everytime theres an unexpected error, I always shut down my browser, shut down VS code and open them again. 50/50 the error is gone.
Pretty boring.
Spent the whole week working remotely, but my superiors and coworkers didn't plan any tasks for the month and didn't hand me anything to be done, so I'm just sitting at home playing games and browsing Jow Forums instead of working.
What are the other 8 types?
Firefox > Developer tools > Advanced settings > Disable HTTP Cache (when toolbox is open)
You're welcome.
why dat grill bonk lil frogger?
#kodergurl
Nobody debugs in Firefox unless you're using css grid
>writing web scraper for the first time
>can't extract div tags properly even tough it seems so easy
>i know i made a stupid mistake somewhere but i can't concentrate in the oven that is europe right now
sorry but 10 is 10, you write 0b10 to show 2 in binary.
>those who did not realize this joke is in ternary
that's programmers everywhere, sometimes you just need a second opinion
I've done it before in front of execs, but I still got promoted, if it makes you feel any better
learn from the mistake and adopt a growth mindset; roll with the punches, it only matters how many times you get back up, etcetera
becuz apus are dumpf
>Get git revision number as build variable
>Get string filtering build plugin
>Go into index.html
Caching problems fixed forever. You can also use system clock in ms.
Good. Got my inifiniband network working up to 10Gbps.
Good thing I'm not some shitty web developer.
The languages, the frameworks, the developers all seem so freaking retarded.
Doesn't this make you anxious as fuck?
I work remotely and whenever there's nothing to do it drives me nuts. Like I'm slacking off and going to get found out.
Might just be the 'tism.