It's a hiro is changing the api so clover runs like shit episode

>it's a hiro is changing the api so clover runs like shit episode
>it's a floens being a lazy shit to change a few lines of code episode

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>It's an op being a faggot phoneposter episode

based floens ridding us of phoneposting cancer

>it's a phonenigger browses a legacy website designed for 2003 computers using a phone app made by some barely literate programmer and has the gall to complain episode

works great on dashchan

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DON'T INSULT FLOENS

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Well, don't insult FLOENS!

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I LOVE YOU FLOENS

Absolute fucking cancer

Is floens a girl(male)?

Clover is still the best Jow Forums experience desu
I like it more than the desktop version

Dashchan is better. Webms stream where Clover wants to download the thing first.

Phones are never the best experience in anything, the touchscreen and the small screen size are the worst things and i can rant all night about other things, and god forbid you open a big thread and make your shitty phone freeze for a solid 10 seconds.

Wtf you going on about? None of that is a problem because post are never that long that you can't fit 5 on s screen and phones are not that shit. It is an image board.

> Phones are never the best experience in anything, the touchscreen and the small screen size are the worst things and i can rant all night about other things, and god forbid you open a big thread and make your shitty phone freeze for a solid 10 seconds.
t.retarded

Explain.

>post are never that long that you can't fit 5 on s screen
are we browsing the same website?
>phones are not that shit
compared to the speed of browsing posting on a mini laptop or desktops in general it is extreeeeeeeeemely shit

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You can post from bed, which is exactly why I'm posting from my phone right now. But I do agree that phoneposters should be banned so I can finally start burning through my book backlog.

I just use Omnichan loads shit via Chrome.

Sadly he doesn't care. No one cares about phoneposters.

clover is such trash it's amazing how much you retards will suffer for muh foss when shit like chan burauza exists

Show me, actually show me how smartphones are better at posting on imageboards than desktops.

my phone with Clover handled the 10000+ sp WC threads better than my desktop Jow Forums(x)

Why do you NEED to browse or post on a phone? You have a computer, don't you? There is literally no reason to phonepost under any circumstances.

>1080x2220

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>You can post from bed
enjoy your myopia
t. ex bed phoneposter

>Jow Forums(x)
why do you use that garbage

vanilla is even more garbage
just the hover to show pic/post feature alone makes a big difference in usability

18:9 is a great aspect ratio for phones, unironically.

>18:9
You wouldn't call 4:3 as 8:6, would you?

>hiro is changing the api
and what is your source?

So fork, fix and merge if you're so great.

I'll fix stuff once you give me the financial incentive to do so.

Its 12:9

FLOENS POST BOIPUCCI

Works on my machine.
Don't fix anything, thank you.

It's 18:9 because 16:9 is the current standard aspect ratio for displays and with 18:9 it is easier to visualise the difference to it than if it was 2:1. Same reason we have 21:9 and 16:10, not 7:3 and 8:5.

4:3 is 4:3 because it predates 16:9 by about half a century. If 4:3 aspect ratio displays were invented now they'd be called 12:9.

that's not the point, the point is that he uses a pic with that fucking resolution to show how great phonescreens are, but that's not how they work in real life.

That's actually pretty clever.

you are fucking retarded
just click on the goddamn picture
the only good feature i can think of is noscript captcha and it's not a good tradeoff for the performanc loss

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what the fuck

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oh my god you fucking retards
fuck i'm not surprised i'm talking to phoneposters after all

remember to filter out
{Ff}+{Ll}+{Oo}+{Ee}+{Nn}+{Ss}+

What did he mean by this?

Too bad dash Chan sucks

this

this

based troll posts

Yes. I get you. Phone screens lose resolution in real life. Resolution = (Screen size ÷ DPI) × Distance from the screen.

YES

You can't lug a mini-itx and a car battery with you everywhere you go.

>have thinkpad open with some boards open
>have galaxy s5 for another board open
>all while lying in bed
top comfy

>OP's a tard
Cloverfag here. Runs fine...

No, he's a boy(female).

We need a desktop client

>phoneposters

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Because it shows many post while being readable.
Did you not fucking read the other post?
That was the topic.

Try to make a counterargument instead of sperging out.

Lol point.

I am on a tablet not a phone :^)

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...

>readable
resize that pic to the average smartphone size and come back

worst of both wolds kekekekek

It is because marketers know normies like bigger numbers. The reason 16:9 exists is because manufacturers realized that a x inch 16:9 screen has less screen than a x inch 4:3. The further you deviate from 1:1 the less surface area a x inch screen has. 2:1 is further off than 16:9 and phone cucks are eating it up.

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You've got to at least admit phones had gotten a bit hard to hold though, so I welcome the slightly reduced width.
Plus most content fit for phones is vertical and if you really want to complain about black bars on videos, that space was mostly taken up by the thicker bezels before, whose reduction is also contributing to the shift towards 18:9.

...I seriously hope you don't actually believe that.

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>You've got to at least admit phones had gotten a bit hard to hold though
Lay off the soilent and quit buying phones that are made worse than before.

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shut the fuck up

user, I made that up. It's not real...

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FPBP. Ban all phoneposters.

>720x1036
filth

Phoneposting is the single biggest problem with this site and Hiro won't do a fucking thing about it.

This

Clover works better than ever. It's your china phone that sucks like you and your dad.

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the api hasn't been updated in 3 months you tard

I'm on the chinkiest of phones and Clover works flawlessly for me :^)

Literally the best app you can get. And it's free

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> >readable
> resize that pic to the average smartphone size and come back
Nigga there are more than 5 post in that image. Do you even read comment threads or just go for knee jerk comments based on stupidity?

Stockholm syndrome

shitposting on the go

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The absolute state of Jow Forums

It just werks on my phone

resized it to actual phone size.

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so... what's broken? i have no problems whatsoever

> t. DPIlet

standard DPI in Win7

> inb4 I was only pretending to be retarded.

What the fuck you are on about? That's literally the S8/S9 default resolution.

I'm literally shitposting on my dentist waiting room. Also, shitposting with a phone on bed is wait comfier than with a laptop, bonus comfyness if it's cold outside.

What are you talking about? It's working fine here

You fags fighting about phone resolutions instead of about gayfu Floens.
What the fuck is wrong with you?

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How long are your thumbs, unironically?
It's fucking cancer to reach the top left part of the screen

>being a fingerlet
I'm sorry 4 u user

>using Clover right now
>haven't updated it in a couple months
>no problems
What is this thread now?

Is floens a literal Chad?

Is Android development that bad/hard?

Thinking of making a Jow Forums desktop client with electron (as a test) then making a non shit Jow Forums app.

Why the fuck would you phonepost? Writing on that tiny shitty fucking screen with your fingers in front of where you're looking at, missclicking shit constantly, being slow at literally anything. Fucking normalfags phoneposters are the worst cancer Jow Forums ever had.

I-is that what he really looks like?

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If you make a desktop client I will suck your dick

If you have trouble comparing 8:5 and 16:9 quickly I have some bad news for you